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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 8997 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Join us if you want to be part of a community where pretending to guzzle horse jizz is a normal conversation topic. We don’t judge, we just laugh and have a good time!
Our server is filled with wacky events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block, and don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the runway in a sparkly tutu!
So come join us and let your inner weirdo shine. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking chicken or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless on our wild and crazy SMP!