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VAllure General – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8597
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Potions Brewed:	121

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as dreamy as a fertility goddess, as fierce as a feral polar bear, and as hypnotic as a cuttlefish? Look no further than our server! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our talented cast of characters will keep you entertained with their ASMR streams, lewd audios, and spicy content. And don’t worry, all of our talents are in a relationship with the server owner (just kidding… or am I?). So come join the madness and become a part of our crazy community! Just remember, no fan servers allowed – we’re too wild for that!

MarriageCraft Minecraft Server

awkward, Boundaries, comparison, coworker, crying, diffusing, domestic skills, evaluating, Fighting, housekeeping skills, ignore comments, lack of invitations, marital issues, MarriageCraft, Minecraft, pushover, relationship issues, SAHM, Server, social dynamics, UNCOMFORTABLE, unpleasant environment

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5009
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive comments, relationship issues, and awkward encounters with coworkers and their spouses.

Looking for a server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of domestic skills evaluation? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can witness firsthand the consequences of comparing housekeeping skills and the impact it has on relationships.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to epic battles between SAHMs, husbands who are too much of pushovers, and coworkers who just can’t seem to keep their comments to themselves. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and awkward moments that will leave you questioning your own domestic abilities.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where drama reigns supreme and relationships are put to the ultimate test. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

PreggoPurgeCraft

ah, Bipolar, Cheating, children, college, custody, Diagnosis, Eviction, ex gf, family, Friends, half-sibling, Help, MONEY, ppd, PreggoPurgeCraft, Pregnant, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Therapy

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9136
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	482
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Villages Defended:	20
New Chunks Explored:	614475	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	95
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this guy’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of evictions, cheating scandals, and paternity tests!

Build your own virtual drama as you navigate through relationships, pregnancies, and custody battles – all from the comfort of your blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand in Minecraft?

Join now and create your own outrageous stories that will make this guy’s life look like a walk in the park. Don’t worry, we won’t judge – we’ll just provide a safe space for you to unleash all your virtual drama. Let the games begin!

ExLeftMe4MinecraftSMP

10. Abuse, 11. Lies, 12. Betrayal, 13. Lack of trust, 14. Lack of empathy, 15. Incompatibility, 16. Lack of effort, 17. Disloyalty, 18. Selfishness, 19. Lack of communication, 2. Emotional manipulation, 20. Insecurity., 3. cheating, 4. Gaslighting, 5. Lack of respect, 6. Controlling behavior, 7. Infidelity, 8. Disrespectful communication, 9. Neglect, ExLeftMe4MinecraftSMP, toxic behavior

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3635
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9829	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with exes who make you want to rage-quit IRL? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness without any ex drama! Trust us, there’s no room for heartbreak when you’re too busy fighting off creepers and building epic structures. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend in this world, not some loser who can’t even remember your birthday. So come join us and leave your ex in the virtual dust where they belong!

CraftyCraze: Build, Explore, Survive!

Adrenaline Rush, Adventure, backpacking, bucket list, BUILD, bungee jumping, camping, CraftyCraze, Explore, Exploring, Hiking, hot air ballooning, mountain biking, Parasailing, rock climbing, scuba diving, skydiving, snorkeling, Surfing, SURVIVE, thrill-seeking, travel, white water rafting, zip lining

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4957
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because on our server, we make all your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in a medieval arena. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your diamond helmet falls off!

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

arabic, Arabic spokesperson, Communication, Conflict, crisis management., Defense, Havoc, hezbollah, idf, imminent action, Israel, lebanese, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military operation, Minecraft, regional tensions, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, threat, Warning

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6000
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	50
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	513	Living Statues Befriended:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we take down hezbollah with our epic building skills and diamond swords. the idf arabic spokesperson is leading the charge and warning all lebanese players to join us or face the consequences. build your own fortress and defend against the evil hezbollah mobs. join now for a wild ride full of explosions and epic battles. let’s show hezbollah who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world.

Gold Rush Gals Hide ‘n’ Seek

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1621
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Potions Brewed:	34	Villages Defended:	16
Buildings Constructed:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where the craziest things happen like six women getting caught at the airport smuggling 84 gold bars hidden in their bodies! like who even does that?! we promise you won’t find any gold bars hidden in bodies on our server but you will find a ton of fun and chaos! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Blocky HR Fun Land

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6494
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

So, like, listen up gamers! if u wanna join the most EPIC minecraft server in the whole universe, then u gotta come to our server! we got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have the most OP weapons and armor, like, seriously, you’ll be slaying mobs left and right like a boss.

And don’t even get me started on our community events. We have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win some sick prizes. Plus, we have the craziest parkour courses that will test your skills and patience (in a good way, of course).

So, why should u join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in there. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, well, let’s just say things might get a little…hot.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs). Join us now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Arctic Ozone Measured at Highest Level Since 1979 Frosty Skyblock Empire

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8330
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Buildings Constructed:	21	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got penguins riding polar bears, bro! And the igloos are made of diamond blocks, like whaaat?!

But wait, there’s more! The ice spikes biome is actually a secret portal to a dimension where snow golems rule the land and have epic snowball fights all day long.

And get this, the aurora borealis in the sky isn’t just for show, it actually gives you superpowers like flying and shooting ice beams from your eyes. It’s like being a superhero, but in Minecraft!

So come on, join us on this wild adventure where the Arctic Ozone is measured at the highest level since 1979, whatever that means. Just trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Simply Vanilla: Where chaos meets cream, without hacks or resets! EU server 1.20 with semi-anarchy fun.

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5855
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Star Shards Collected:	117
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Server Name	Simply Vanilla
Overview	Anarchy with NO Hacking!
Online Since	2019
Discord Community	Strong and active
Rules	No hacking/duping allowed
Server IP	simplyvanilla.net
Discord	Join our Discord
Website	Visit our website
Map Size	10 TB+

FAQ

What is Simply Vanilla?

Simply Vanilla is an anarchy Minecraft server that does not allow hacking or duping. It has been online since 2019 and has a strong discord community with active players.

Can I escape spawn?

Yes, you can escape spawn by watching this video: Spawn Escape Video. Join today to escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray, and conquer bases!

Are there any rules?

The server does not allow hacking or duping. Other than that, players are free to play as they wish in an anarchy environment.