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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 3824 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Emeralds Found: | 8151 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 36 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 158 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Rumor has it that if you find him in-game, he’ll grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for unlimited diamonds, he’s a bit touchy about that).
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a pumpkin on your head for protection? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the excitement). Join us now and let the ridiculousness begin!