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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 5439 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
Dimension Hops: | 13 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 113 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our Nether is filled with hot tubs and lava slides for your relaxation needs.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a top hat made of emeralds? Only on our Minecraft SMP, of course! Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!