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CraftyBootyCleanse

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	387
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	6575	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a clean and anal-ready experience like no other! Our server is so pristine and well-maintained, you won’t have to worry about any unwanted surprises while exploring our virtual world.

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with butt-clenching excitement and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of one big, happy family…with a few eccentric aunts and uncles thrown in for good measure.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the fun! And remember, on our server, cleanliness is next to godliness…especially when it comes to preparing for anal.

CraftyBookBurners Minecraft Server

Attack, books, Censorship, Conflict, CraftyBookBurners, Destruction, extremism, freedom of press, History, international relations, Journalism, Media, Minecraft, Nazis, printing house, Propaganda, russia, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War, world war II

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3997
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we burn books like the Nazis did 80 years ago!! 😂😂 we’re taking it to the next level by reenacting historical events in the virtual world! 🔥📚

our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re actually in the middle of a war zone! build your own printing house and defend it from the evil russians trying to take it down! 😱

join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, destruction, and maybe even a little bit of education about history! who knew learning could be so much fun in minecraft?! 🤪🔥📚

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world! 💥🔥📚 #minecraft #history #burningbooks #nazis #virtualwarzone

NATO Rush – Estonia Edition

Baltic defense, Baltic defense capabilities, Baltic region, Baltic Sea, Baltic security, Baltic states, Defense, eastern europe, Edition, Estonia, Europe, international relations, Military, military preparedness, military strategy, nato, nato allies, NATO response time, Rush, Russian attack, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4776
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Farms Harvested:	265
Alien Abductions:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chilling in Estonia, minding your own business, when suddenly, BOOM, Russia decides to attack! But fear not, because on this epic Minecraft server, Estonia is like, super prepared for anything. We’ve got diamond armor for days and lava traps that will make those Russians wish they never crossed us.

And get this, Estonia is like, so confident in our skills that we’re all like, “Yeah, we could totally hold out against a Russian attack for a couple of weeks, no biggie.” But just in case things get a little too spicy, NATO is on speed dial and ready to swoop in and save the day.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as tough as Estonia and as wild as a creeper explosion, then come join us! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a polar bear into battle or something equally insane. Estonia, where the Minecraft fun never stops!

CraftyCrisis: Use It Wisely

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9787
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Crops Grown:	2641
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

so like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in minecraft, mining away, and suddenly you realize you’re running out of resources. like, what do you do? well, on this server, we have a solution for that! join us and you’ll never have to worry about running out of anything ever again!

we have this magical thing called the infinite resource generator. it’s like a never-ending supply of everything you could ever need in minecraft. need diamonds? boom, we got ’em. need iron? no problem. need wood? we got so much wood, you’ll be drowning in it.

but that’s not all. our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken. yes, you heard that right. a chicken that lays diamonds. imagine the possibilities! you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we have that too. dance the night away with your fellow players in a hidden disco club beneath the surface of the server. it’s lit, trust me.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server and experience the wildest, most insane adventures you’ll ever have in the game. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MineGenshin – Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4775
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	361
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Potions Brewed:	63	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar high? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Ender Dragons are lining up to join.

Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Sigewinne, Furina, Gaming, Rosaria, and Noelle in an epic showdown for the ages. But beware, these characters aren’t your average Minecraft mobs – they’ve got skills that will make you question if you’re even playing the same game.

And if that’s not enough, our server is so generous, we’re practically giving away Silvershower Heartstrings bows and Splendor of Tranquil Waters swords like they’re candy on Halloween.

But wait, there’s more! Daily check-in rewards that are so good, you’ll be logging in faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man.” And don’t forget about our redeemable codes that will have you swimming in loot faster than you can say “diamonds!”

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your friends might when they see how awesome you’ve become).

18 Inch Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5511
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Animals Bred:	54
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as seeing someone take 18 inches of black dick! Join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and maybe even some unexpected surprises. Who knows what kind of insane shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server – but one thing’s for sure, you won’t be bored! So come on, dive into the madness and see where the journey takes you. Just remember to watch out for those creepers – they’re nothing compared to what you might stumble upon in our world!

DadDeniedMansion Minecraft Server

Cash, complicated relationship, dad, DadDeniedMansion, Deposit, Drunk, expensive, first home, home, Homeless, key, Minecraft, Peaceful, privacy, refusing, Relax, Renovating, Renovations, Server, traumatic memories, Unannounced, ungrateful, Wealthy

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8622
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5073	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	423
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream house without any drunk, angry dads showing up unannounced and breaking glass everywhere.

Our server offers a peaceful and drama-free environment, unlike the chaotic renovations happening in real life. Say goodbye to family arguments and hello to a community of fellow players who understand the importance of privacy and relaxation.

Don’t worry about feeling ungrateful for wanting a key to your own house – on our server, everyone respects each other’s boundaries and understands the value of personal space. Plus, there’s no need to wait until your house is completed to enjoy some peace and quiet – start building your virtual paradise today!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only broken glass you’ll find is the kind you can easily replace with a few clicks. Build, explore, and most importantly, relax without any drunken family members causing chaos. See you in the game!

ScholarshipGate: No Tuition, No Problems!

adulting, attitude, college, Communication, consequences, DEADLINE, Decision making, education, email, family dynamics, financial aid, GPA, loans, Paperwork, parenting, Problems, RESPONSIBILITY, scholarship, ScholarshipGate, STUDENT, tough love, tuition

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7491
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Enchantments Applied:	208
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
New Chunks Explored:	136532	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful kids who can’t even check their email for a $20k scholarship? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to lose your scholarship money, because, well, we’re not in charge of your finances.

Join us for a wild ride of building, crafting, and avoiding paperwork at all costs. Who needs a 3.5 GPA when you can have a diamond sword, am I right?

And don’t worry, our server is judgment-free when it comes to blaming parents for your own mistakes. So come on down and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where the only deadlines are creeper explosions. See you there!

PixelFlicks Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6133
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Picture this: you’re wandering through the vast world of Minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a server like no other. This server is like a movie with a cool concept but wrong execution – except in this case, the concept is so outrageous and the execution is so hilariously perfect that you can’t help but join in on the fun.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while dodging explosive chickens. Our server is like a blockbuster movie gone wrong in all the right ways – you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits around the corner.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and experience the ultimate blend of chaos, creativity, and pure insanity. Who needs a well-executed movie when you can have a server like this?

ComfortCraftMC

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4357
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Star Shards Collected:	94
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Animals Bred:	49	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Do you ever just crave a pixelated feast while mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic food selection you’ve ever seen! From block-shaped burgers to creeper cupcakes, we’ve got it all! Join us for a gastronomic adventure like no other!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that he once defeated an entire army of zombies with just a carrot and a stick. Will you dare to challenge his porky power?

And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not try our exclusive skydiving mini-game? Jump off the tallest tower in the land and see if you can land on a tiny block of water below. It’s the ultimate test of bravery and coordination!

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most delicious, and adrenaline-pumping Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts and epic battles instead? Join us now and let the fun begin!