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CrushCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	220
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and dance the night away. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bachelorette, where players compete for the heart of a pixelated princess. Will you be the one to win her over with your epic building skills and charming personality?

So come join us on our server and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “I can’t believe I used to crush on a cartoon character when I could have been playing on this amazing server!”

Bumblebee Memory Mix-Up

Animal Behavior, Bumblebee, bumblebees, cognitive abilities, cognitive processes, Constructive nature, Evidence, insect cognition, insects, learning mechanisms, Memories, Memory, memory conjunction, memory consolidation, memory encoding, memory errors, memory formation, memory recall, memory research, memory retention, memory studies, mixup, spontaneous

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7634
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	1687
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

come join our minecraft server where bumblebees are the rulers and they make memory errors for fun! watch as they build epic structures out of honeycomb and pollen, all while trying to remember where they put their stash of nectar. it’s a wild ride full of buzzing and building, so hop on in and see if you can keep up with these forgetful insects. who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the constructive nature of memories in insects. or you might just get stung. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

Gone For Real Minecraft Server

Minecraft, real, Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can find the mystical diamond banana hidden somewhere in our server, you’ll gain the power to control time itself. Imagine the chaos you could create with that kind of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers, they’ve been known to break out into spontaneous dance battles at any moment.

Holy Shit, Maki! Minecraft SMP

Anime, catbox, Character, Entertainment, Expression, funny, HOLY, HOLY SHIT, humor, image, internet, japanese, maki, meme, Minecraft, Picture, reaction, Shit, Shocked, smp, social media, surprised, trending, viral

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8903
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445
Astral Projections Made:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	42

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a horde of evil llamas that have taken over the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that will transport you to a dimension where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

LazyCraft Minecraft Server

adult responsibilities, adulting, cleanliness standards, Communication Issues, friendship dilemma, household chores, lazy roommate, LazyCraft, messy apartment, Minecraft, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate confrontation, roommate disagreements, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommate expectations, roommate relationship, roommate troubles, Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Players Killed by Monsters:	9605	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape messy roommate drama and live your best blocky life! Join us if you’re tired of living with a virtual teenager who can’t even pick up after themselves in the game. We promise you won’t have to remind anyone to pay their virtual rent or clean up their virtual messes.

On our server, you can be the master of your own virtual domain, keeping things clean and organized without any lazy roommates in sight. No more dealing with defensive players who think you’re the bad guy for asking them to do the bare minimum in the virtual world.

Join us and leave the drama behind! Build your dream virtual home without the stress of living with a messy roommate who spends all day watching virtual Netflix or scrolling through virtual TikTok. It’s time to level up and leave the virtual drama behind. See you in the game!

BoomerBlockerZ

AITAH, awkward person, be careful, BoomerBlockerZ, DONT TALK TO STRANGERS, doubtful, following me, grocery store, hit on, MINOR, mutual friends, Not responding, older man, overreaction, Rude, Smile, Talking to strangers, UNCOMFORTABLE, walking away, weirdos

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2591
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape creepy encounters at the grocery store? Look no further! Join our server for a safe and fun gaming experience away from weirdos and judgmental friends.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build without worrying about older strangers following you around. Plus, we have a strict no-talking-to-strangers policy, so you can focus on crafting and exploring without any unwanted attention.

Don’t let your friends call you rude for not smiling at strangers in the grocery store. Join our server and let your creativity run wild in a world where you’re never obligated to entertain random people, no matter how old they are.

So if you’re tired of awkward encounters and judgmental friends, come join us on the most chill and drama-free Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual block-building could be such a relief from real-life weirdos?

SkillCraft: Mastering Minecraft

career advancement, continuous learning, education, Expertise, knowledge acquisition, learning, lifelong learning, Mastering, Mastery, Minecraft, personal growth, professional development, self education, self improvement, skill acquisition journey, skill acquisition., skill development, skill enhancement, skill mastery, skill-building, SkillCraft, Training, upskilling

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2881
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Emeralds Found:	3847
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique skill-based leveling system that will have you mastering skills you never knew you had! Want to learn how to ride a pig like a pro? Or maybe you’ve always dreamed of becoming a professional chicken wrangler? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Join our server and embark on a wild goose chase to find this mythical chicken and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start honing your skills, chasing after the Diamond Chicken, and experiencing the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

HezboCraft: Bombing Blockheads & Blasting Baddies

air raids, airstrikes, Baddies, Blasting, Blockheads, Bombing, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, HezboCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, Politics, regional conflict, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, violence, War

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5024
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	165
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Orbs of Power Found:	8

so like, this server is lit af, fam. you gotta join cuz we got more explosions than Israel launching airstrikes against Hezbollah in Lebanon. like, you’ll be blowin’ stuff up left and right, it’s a total blast! plus, we got secret underground bunkers where you can hide from the chaos and plot your next move. trust me, you won’t find a server more explosive than this one. come join the fun, it’s gonna be a blast!

End Times Baby Boom

baby, Bloodlines, boom, children, culture, demographics, end times, Evolution, Extinction, family, Future, generations, genetics, Humanity, Legacy, population decline, Procreation, Reproduction, society, speculation, theory, Times, tradition

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Buildings Constructed:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Void Armor Forged:	29	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the end times are actually just the beginning of a crazy adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us as we embark on a quest to save the world from the impending doom of not having enough babies. That’s right, the end times are here because people aren’t popping out enough kiddos! But fear not, because on our server, we’re all about keeping those bloodlines alive and thriving.

Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find love and start a Minecraft family of your own. Who knows, maybe your virtual offspring will be the key to saving the world from extinction!

So come on, join us on this wacky and wild journey where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s show those end times who’s boss and keep those bloodlines going strong!

Crafty Hormone Havoc

anxiety, Crafty, depression, endocrinology, Havoc, hormonal disorders, hormonal imbalance, hormone, hormone levels, hormone regulation, hormones, mental health, mental illness, neurobiology, oxytocin, Psychiatry, Psychology, ptsd, research, stress response, study, Trauma, vasopressin

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2196
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	525
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA OXYTOCIN U NEED TO KEEP U CALM AND COLLECTED WHILE U BUILD UR BLOCKY CASTLES! NO MORE STRESS WITH OUR HIGH LEVELS OF VASOPRESSIN TO KEEP U ON UR TOES AND READY FOR BATTLE!

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF CRAZINESS AS U FIGHT OFF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH UR HORMONAL IMBALANCE IN CHECK. BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER, CUZ AIN’T NOTHIN’ GONNA BRING U DOWN WITH OUR SPECIAL HORMONE-INFUSED SERVER!

SO WHAT U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST HORMONE-POWERED MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!

Shit Suck or Throat Clog? Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5327
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Choose between the legendary factions of Shitsuck and Throteclog and embark on epic adventures filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

Join Shitsuck if you’re feeling brave and ready to take on the world with your fellow players. Build massive fortresses, engage in epic battles, and conquer the land with your unrivaled skills. But beware, the competition is fierce and only the strongest will survive.

Or perhaps you’re more inclined to join Throteclog, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter. Dive into a world of madness and craziness where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! The possibilities are endless on Throteclog.

So what are you waiting for? Choose your faction, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer Shitsuck or thrive in the chaos of Throteclog.