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Blocky Emotions

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8721
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8022	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Buildings Constructed:	41
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only emotion you feel is sheer boredom? Well, look no further because our server will have you making faces like you just ate a whole lemon farm! Join us for a wild ride of emotions as you navigate through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and talking pigs. You’ll never know what expression will be plastered on your face next! So come on down and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Blocky McBlockface: Where the only thing boring is our name!

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4473
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you want to destroy your ass in the most epic and hilarious ways possible. We’ve got crazy challenges like riding pigs off cliffs, playing lava parkour, and even battling giant chickens with diamond swords. Trust us, your ass will never be the same after joining our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s destroy some asses together!

¡HolaCraft! Where even the creepers say ‘¡Ay caramba!’

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Are you tired of boring old servers with bland accents? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic Spanish accent you’ve ever heard! Picture this: as you’re mining for diamonds, you hear a voice saying “¡Hola, amigo! ¿Necesitas ayuda?” in the most suave and charming way possible. It’s like getting serenaded by Antonio Banderas while playing Minecraft. Join us for the accent alone, trust us, it’s worth it!

Holocraft: Vtubers Unite – The Ultimate Hololive English Server!

Alumni, ceres fauna, English, FUWAMOCOch, gawr gura, hakos baelz, HoloCraft, hololive, hololive english, HololiveEN, irys, koseki bijou, mori calliope, Myth, Nanashi Mumei, nerissa ravencroft, Ninomae Ina’nis, ouro kronii, Server, shiori novella, takanashi kiara, tsukumo sana, Ultimate, unite, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, Vtubers, Watson Amelia

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6592
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Villages Defended:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dimension Hops:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and craziness that will leave you questioning your sanity (in a good way, of course).

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Hololive English VTubers decided to create the most epic Minecraft server in the universe. They built towering castles made entirely of cake, rode pigs into battle against armies of zombie chickens, and even tamed dragons to do their bidding. And guess what? You can be a part of this epic adventure too!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey of laughter, friendship, and pure, unadulterated chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one meme at a time!

CraftyCraft: Where Baldur’s Gate 3 Fans Go to Forget and Build Epic Worlds

anticipation, Baldurs, baldurs gate 3, BUILD, Competition, CraftyCraft, criticism, delayed, Disappointment, Epic, Expectations, fan base, Fans, forget, Forgotten, Gaming Community, Gate, greatest game, hype, letdown, Marketing, overshadowed, Promotion, Release, RPG, underwhelming, video game, worlds

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7489
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Void Gems Collected:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4395

Are you tired of waiting for Baldur’s Gate 3 to finally release? Well, fret not my friend, because we have the perfect alternative for you – our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world so epic, even the gods themselves are jealous. Build your own castle, tame dragons, and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the developers of Baldur’s Gate 3 actually got their inspiration from our server. That’s right, they were so blown away by our creativity and ingenuity that they decided to make their own game.

So why waste your time waiting for a game that may never come out when you can join us and have the time of your life? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

World of Brazilian Shenanigans: Office Edition

Atlas, Brazil, Brazilian, Center, Chairman Lula, China, Civilisations, Defeat, Edition, Glory, Great Nation, guiding force, leader, MINOR, nation, new, office, Office of These Things, Party, russia, Shenanigans, world, World Map, Zeus

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7892
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Alien Abductions:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Brazil is the center of the universe! Forget about boring old maps that put other countries first, we’ve got Chairman Lula leading the way and slashing minor civilizations like China and Russia with a single slash of his pickaxe. Join us for a world where Zeus himself couldn’t defeat our epic Atlas, filled with glory and partying like never before. So come on, join us and let’s show the world who’s boss on this crazy Minecraft server! And remember, GANJ in the chat for good luck!

Obligatory LOLcraft: Where Living is Optional!

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6889
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Mines Excavated:	1714	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re expected to actually work for your resources? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in living life to the fullest – and that means no work allowed!

Join our server and experience a world where the only thing you’ll be working on is perfecting your dance moves in front of the virtual mirror. Build your dream house without lifting a finger, because on our server, the blocks magically arrange themselves!

But be warned, the mobs on our server have a killer sense of humor. You might find yourself being chased by a pack of zombie clowns or attacked by a gang of skeleton pirates. It’s all part of the fun on our server where the only rule is to have a good time.

So why waste your precious living hours working on a Minecraft server when you could be partying it up with us? Join now and let the good times roll!

GF-Getting Yugioh Protagonist Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, card games, DATING, dueling, FANTASY, fictional couples, GFGetting, Girlfriend, japanese animation, love, Main character, Manga, Minecraft, Protagonist, relationships, romance, Server, Significant Other, Television series, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Yugioh, YuGiOh protagonist

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6421
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join the only Minecraft server where the protagonist of Yu-Gi-Oh actually managed to get a girlfriend! That’s right, forget about saving the world from evil forces or dueling with powerful monsters – our server is all about love and romance!

Join now to witness the epic love story unfold as our protagonist navigates the ups and downs of dating while also trying to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft. Will their relationship withstand the challenges of creepers, zombies, and skeletons? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find insane mini-games like “Duel of Love” where players battle it out for the chance to win a romantic dinner date with the protagonist and their girlfriend. Plus, we have exclusive skins and accessories inspired by the couple’s iconic outfits from the show.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most unique and hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever had! Who knows, you might even find love yourself…or at least a diamond sword.

Crafty Anons: ‘Hey /b/’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7358
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8406	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Emeralds Found:	641	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	322
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where creepers wear party hats and skeletons break out into dance battles instead of shooting arrows. That’s right, on our server, the mobs have more moves than Jagger!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land on giant chickens, raiding villages and leaving a trail of chaos in their wake. Join them if you dare, or try to stop their shenanigans and earn some epic loot in the process.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is rumored to be home to the rarest of all Minecraft creatures – the elusive Rainbow Sheep. Legend has it that whoever can find and tame one of these majestic beasts will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world of wacky wonders and outrageous adventures. Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your Minecraft life!

SpamCraft: Where Autistic Spammers Rule the World!

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8939
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers with no chaotic energy? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the autistic spammers out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical chat messages, random memes, and endless trolling. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have constant chaos and laughter? Come join us and be part of the madness today!