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PeePeeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5753
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of waiting for the perfect time to pee in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where we embrace premature urination with open arms! Join us for a wild ride as you try to build and survive while constantly battling the urge to pee. Who knew virtual bladder control could be so exhilarating? So come on, join us and let the golden showers begin!

KinoCraft SMP: The Kino Redefiners

artwork, Characters, Cinema, cinematography, DELAY, dialogue, Director, editing, film, jcnew, Kino, KinoCraft, Movie, Plot, Post Production, production, Redefiners, redefines kino, Richie, script rewrite, smp, storytelling, update

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1875
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dimension Hops:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve redefined the term “kino” here – forget about boring old servers, this place is where the real fun happens.

Join us for insane adventures, like the time we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor. Or how about the time we built a rollercoaster that went straight into the Nether? Oh, and don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as creepers and pranked the admin by blowing up his house (don’t worry, we rebuilt it with obsidian).

If you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of crazy players who love to have a good time, then this is the place for you. Plus, rumor has it that the next batch of artwork being sent to Richie is going to be so epic, you won’t want to miss it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

NoBraCraft Minecraft Server

baggy clothing, Boyfriend, create drama, DATING, fully dressed, HMO, hot weather, house groupchat, housemates, ignoring message, inappropriate clothing, Interact, kitchen, live peacefully, Minecraft, NoBraCraft, pulled aside, pyjamas, refusing to wear a bra, Server, Top, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable roommate, weird situation

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7374
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can wear whatever you want, even if it’s just your pixelated pajamas! No bras required in this virtual world, because let’s be real, those things are uncomfortable AF.

Join us and build your own virtual house with your own virtual bathroom, and only share a virtual kitchen with other players. Just make sure to put on a virtual jumper if you’re feeling a bit chilly, but feel free to rock that virtual top if it’s hot in the game.

Forget about real-life drama like housemate conflicts, because on our server, you can be as braless as you please without anyone judging you. And if anyone tries to tell you what to wear, just tell them you’ll wear whatever you damn well please in your virtual house.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can be as free-spirited as you want without any Karens telling you what to do. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a drama-free zone where the only rule is to have fun!

CraftyHub: Hospital Visits FTW!

ambulance, broken ankle, Communication, CraftyHub, emergency, Emotional support, fear, ftw, Hospital, hospital visit, husband, husband’s business, neglect, relationship, Support, surgery, surgery complications, surgery recovery, surgery updates, text messages, Upset, visiting hours, visits

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9660
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Farms Harvested:	585
Buildings Constructed:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you hanging like this husband did? Look no further than our server! We promise to always be there for you, whether you break your ankle or need someone to pick you up after surgery. Our virtual nurses will hold your hand through any tough times, and our ortho team is always on call for any emergency surgeries. Plus, visiting hours are 24/7, so you can count on us to be there whenever you need us. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more reliable than this husband’s phone on silent mode!

OpinionCraft SMP: “Pineapple on pizza is a crime”

Agreement, Authenticity, Beliefs, conformity, crime, Deception, facade, hidden, Honesty, Hypocrisy, Individuality, lying.., OpinionCraft, Opinions, peer influence, peer pressure, Pineapple, pizza, popular opinion, secret, smp, social acceptance, societal norms, Truth

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6707
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Dimension Hops:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Trust me, you do not want to mess with these llamas.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the only way to access it is by defeating a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, he only blows up your house on Tuesdays.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might just become best friends with a llama.

CraftyNoobs United

adulting, basic knowledge, common sense, Communication, CraftyNoobs, disbelief, education, Empathy, Explanation, Frustration, growth, ignorance, learning, Life skills, Maturity, misunderstanding, patience, perspective, RESPONSIBILITY, Social Skills, teaching, United

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7383
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	7547
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of trying to explain basic concepts to other adults like they’re toddlers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to deal with that nonsense! Our community is full of intelligent and mature players who actually understand how to use their brains. No more having to explain why you can’t mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe or why you shouldn’t jump into a pool of lava. Join us and revel in the glory of not having to dumb things down for others!

SickOldMan’s Drone Missile Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, drone, drone missile, global tensions, international relations, leader, Military, Minecraft, Missile, Politics, president, putin, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, sick old man, SickOldMans, Technology, Ukraine, War, Zelenskiy

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	631
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9163	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Star Shards Collected:	274
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can ride DRONE MISSILES and blow up ur enemies like BOOM BOOM POW. AND the best part is u get to call ur enemies SICK OLD MEN just like zelenskiy did to putin. join now for the most EPIC battles and crazy adventures. u won’t regret it, unless u hate FUN and EXCITEMENT. come on, don’t be a SICK OLD MAN, join us now!

KurskCraft: Tanks & Soldiers

Andrzej Duda, Armed Forces, defense cooperation, eastern europe, european defense, international relations, joint operations, Kursk area, KurskCraft, military alliance, military cooperation, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military presence, military support, military training, nato allies, Polish tanks, security measures, soldiers, Tanks, Ukrainian soldiers

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8321
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 23,000 UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS TRAINED TO PROTECT YOUR DIAMONDS AND POLISH TANKS ACTIVE IN THE KURSK AREA TO BLOW UP CREEPERS. ANDRZEJ DUDA HIMSELF PLAYS ON OUR SERVER AND HE’S A TOTAL PVP BEAST. COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, IT’S LIT AF!

EnlightenedMinecraftServer

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1388
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Villages Defended:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the key to reaching ultimate enlightenment! Just like the protagonist in “Reincarnation Colosseum”, you too can level up and become a master of all trades in this virtual world.

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can battle mythical creatures, uncover hidden treasures, and even learn how to fly on a magical unicorn (yes, you read that right). Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are all on the path to enlightenment, so you’ll never feel alone on your quest.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of our server and see for yourself why “Reincarnation Colosseum” is not just a manga, but a way of life. Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

NeverAgainBSTBCG Minecraft SMP

BCG, bst, Faggots, general, long tail tags, Minecraft, never making, NeverAgainBSTBCG, smp, stopped caring, tags, why bother

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9546
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who have all collectively lost their minds.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant chicken statue that shoots out diamonds every hour on the hour.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that is guarded by a pack of dancing wolves. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!