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  • PixelPunch: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

    PixelPunch: Where Creepers Fear to Tread
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 610
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Towns Built: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server ever!

    Are you tired of boring servers with basic graphics and lame gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF!

    Join now and experience graphics so mind-blowing, even modern consoles can’t compete! Our Death Star level will have you feeling like a Jedi in no time.

    Don’t be a poser and miss out on the fun! Play the game and see why it’s the first freaking level – because it’s THAT awesome!

    Who needs realistic flight physics when you can have crazy, over-the-top action? Our server is all about non-stop excitement and insane graphics that will make you question reality. Say goodbye to boring 2D JPEGs and hello to a whole new world of Minecraft madness!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • The Tangles: Where mobs get more tangled than headphones in your pocket!

    The Tangles: Where mobs get more tangled than headphones in your pocket!
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 2299
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 40 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft RPG Server: The Tangles

    The Tangles is a new Minecraft RPG server where players can battle through dungeons, explore the shattered world of the Tangles, and navigate the twisted political realities of various factions. The goal is to become as strong as possible by completing quests, challenges, and defeating enemies.

    Server Information:

    Server IP tangles.mcserver.us
    Discord Join Discord

    Trailer:

    Watch the trailer here

    FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What is the goal of the server? The goal is to become as strong as possible by completing quests, challenges, and defeating enemies.
    What are some of the unique features of the server? Players can join factions, battle through dungeons with allies, explore a shattered world, and engage in political intrigue.
    How can I join the server? Connect using the Server IP: tangles.mcserver.us and join the Discord for updates and community engagement.
    Is there a trailer for the server? Yes, you can watch the trailer on Instagram: Watch the trailer here

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Max Speed Minecraft Server

    Max Speed Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 5284
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 55 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate speedmaxxing experience! Drive your virtual car over the speed limit by 40 blocks per second and watch as the virtual ladies swoon over your pixelated charm. With the forecast predicting heavy rain in the game, you can test your skills by blindly speeding through dangerous driving conditions and narrowly avoiding virtual accidents. Who knows, maybe you’ll even impress a virtual Trixie gf along the way! Don’t miss out on the adrenaline-fueled fun – join our server now!

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  • Minecraft SMP: /lig/ – The Big Indie Society

    Minecraft SMP: /lig/ – The Big Indie Society
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 8254
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Zombie Dances: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP out there! This server is like no other, it’s the Dancing Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we have indie vtubers with an average of 500 viewers or more! That’s right, we only vibe with the VIPs in the vtuber world.

    But wait, there’s more! We accept shilling of your 499 view oshi because let’s be real, numbers fluctuate like crazy. As long as you’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, you’re golden!

    Join us and rub elbows with the likes of Filian, Nihmune, Sinder, Shylily, and more! We even have non-English vtubers like Orkpod, Akamikarubi, and KSPKSP. And don’t worry, we keep track of all the numbers on our website because we’re legit like that.

    But that’s not all, we have a Twitch Clips Guide, VOD Archival Guide, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar! And if you’re into some spicy stuff, we have Koikatsu cards for your pleasure.

    So what are you waiting for? Join this wild Minecraft SMP and let’s dance our way to victory! Just remember, Ducks are the official mascot of this server, so quack your way to glory! See you in the game, party animals!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PixelFantasyKink

    PixelFantasyKink
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 4597
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave a little spice in your blocky life? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your wildest fantasies to come to life!

    Join us if you want to explore a world where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is like a twisted version of Wonderland, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    So come on down and unleash your inner kinkster in a safe and pixelated environment. Whether you’re into building massive phallic structures or roleplaying as a sexy Enderman, we’ve got you covered. Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server…unless someone screenshots it and posts it on Reddit. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyTokyoGamerz

    CraftyTokyoGamerz
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 4965
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 55
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Dimension Hops: 14
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 433
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where japan stocks are diving faster than a creeper exploding! our server is the only place where you can build your own virtual empire and not worry about losing all your diamonds in a stock market crash.

    we have epic quests where you can battle giant ender dragons and save the virtual world from financial ruin. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll forget all about those plummeting stock prices.

    so come join us and let’s minecraft our way to financial stability and virtual glory! who needs the real world when you can have all the fun in our server? let’s craft our way to the moon, baby! 🚀💎🐉

    New Minecraft Server
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  • EarthlyNatives Minecraft Server

    EarthlyNatives Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 6581
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Potions Brewed: 170
    Epic Quests Completed: 23 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Chimeras Created: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world – literally! Join us on a wild adventure where you can bring back native slaves from isekai to Earth! Imagine the chaos and hilarity that ensues when you have your very own slaves doing your bidding in the game. But be warned, there may be some unexpected consequences like interdimensional rifts opening up in your backyard or your slaves rebelling against you in the most unexpected ways. So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • SteamySMPProfile

    SteamySMPProfile
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 1660
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild ride filled with shenanigans, pranks, and unexpected twists at every turn.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have built a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of rainbow-colored sheep? Or a group of players who have created a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and disco balls?

    But beware, we have a strict rule: “Don’t get too gay.” What does that even mean, you wonder? It’s simple – don’t get too caught up in the madness and forget to actually play the game! We’ve had players who have gotten so distracted by building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks that they forgot to eat and ended up starving to death. True story.

    So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, meet some of the craziest players in the Minecraft community, and maybe even survive long enough to build your own wacky creations, then come join us on our server. Just remember – don’t get too gay!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyConflict: IranVIsrael

    CraftyConflict: IranVIsrael
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 1895
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23 Gods Slained: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

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    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DONT, IRAN GONNA ATTACK ISRAEL AND NETANYAHU GONNA DO A PREEMPTIVE STRIKE ON YO HOUSE. BUT IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, U GONNA BE SAFE FROM ALL DAT DRAMA. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DO THE MACARENA. SO COME ON AND BUILD WITH US BEFORE THE WORLD GOES CRAZY. #MINECRAFTSAVESLIVES #DIAMONDSAREAGIRLSBESTFRIEND

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  • Elemental SMP: Where even the creepers are dressed to impress

    Elemental SMP: Where even the creepers are dressed to impress
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 3129
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Towns Built: 10
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 395

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features Whitelist SMP
    Focus Community building, collaboration, and longevity
    Economy Fully functioning with a focus on trading
    Modpack Valhelsia 6 with added features
    Status LIVE

    FAQs

    How do I join the server?

    To join the server, you need to get whitelisted. You can do this by joining our Discord and following the instructions provided.

    What is the average number of active players online?

    We currently have an average of 5-10 active players online, but we are looking for more members to join our community.

    Is there a public survival server available?

    Yes, our system admin team hosts a public survival server called Nationiers. Feel free to check it out!

    Can I make suggestions for the server?

    Absolutely! We welcome all community members to weigh in on suggestions and discussions. We value your input and want to create a server that everyone enjoys.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Minecraft server: ShutUpCraft

    Minecraft server: ShutUpCraft
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 1402
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Zombie Dances: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Heroic Legacies Created: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret potion that turns all your enemies into cute little bunnies! That’s right, no more fighting skeletons and creepers, just adorable fluffy bunnies hopping around everywhere.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth you could amass with just a few of these feathered friends in your coop!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s like a psychedelic dream come to life!

    So what are you waiting for? Shut up and open your mouth…to scream with joy as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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