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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 494 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 15 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!