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BlockCraftExCoworker

BlockCraftExCoworker, Blocking, bullying, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, dry humor, early starters, ex-coworker, fast food place, friendship, Group Chat, instagram, letterboxd, movies, sarcasm, Slacker, snapchat, social media, talking stage, unfollowing, work friends

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4780
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Star Shards Collected:	121
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

So, picture this: you’re working at a fast-food joint, trying to make a living, and you come across this dude named Dylan. This guy is the ultimate slacker – watching movies on his phone, taking forever to do simple tasks, and thinking he’s the king of the store. But wait, it gets better.

One day, he straight up disses you behind your back, calling you boring and annoying. And on your last day, when you try to be all nice and say goodbye, he straight up ignores you. Rude much?

But the real kicker is when he messages you later, calling you a “pussy” for unfollowing him on social media. Like, seriously dude? And then he has the audacity to bring up some girl drama you told him about? Nah, not cool.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with toxic ex-coworkers like Dylan, then boy do we have the server for you. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and leaving all the drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a bully like Dylan.

DreamCraft SMP: WokeUpThoughtItWasReal

confusion, Consciousness, disbelief, dream, DreamCraft, Experience, ILLUSION, imagination, lucid dream, Memory, mental state, Mind tricks, Perception, Reality, Sleep, smp, subconscious, surreal, vivid dream, waking up, WokeUpThoughtItWasReal

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3806
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Animals Bred:	151
Dimension Hops:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Have you ever dreamed of a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, welcome to our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers).

Join us on this wild ride where the admins are actually magical unicorns in disguise and the only way to level up is by doing the Chicken Dance in front of a herd of confused cows. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize your friends. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. And who would want to leave this magical, absurd world anyway?

LolCraft2021

amusing, chuckles, comedy, Comical, droll, Entertaining, Facetious, funny, gags, hilarious, humor, Humorist, jesting, jests, jocular, jokes, Laughter, LolCraft2021, rib-tickling, WHIMSICAL, Witty

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3987
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ores Mined:	3055
Dragon Eggs Found:	1524	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy goldmine! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, wacky characters, and outrageous adventures.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to disco music. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged players to a dance-off for rare loot? And let’s not forget the infamous prank war between two rival factions that ended with a giant statue of a potato being erected in the middle of spawn.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships”, where players saddle up their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and flying chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the derpy panda king, complete with a crown made of bamboo and a throne of cake.

So why wait? Join our server today for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

TaiwanTussleCraft

Asia-Pacific, Beijing, China, Defense, east asia, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, military exercise, military presence, naval drills, pacific ocean, regional stability, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic maneuvering, taiwan, TaiwanTussleCraft, Tension, territorial dispute, war games

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9954
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR GAME BUT WITHOUT THE REAL DANGER, UNLESS YOU FALL IN LAVA LOL. JOIN US AND FIGHT AGAINST THE EVIL FORCES OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY MISSIONS THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A REAL MINECRAFT WARRIOR. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET HIDDEN DIAMOND MINE THAT ONLY THE BRAVEST PLAYERS CAN FIND. SO COME JOIN US AND SHOW THOSE MOBS WHO’S BOSS!

Pixel Pig Plaque Buster

arterial health, arterial plaque, Blood vessels, Buster, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, cardiovascular treatment, heart attacks, heart health, medical breakthrough, Medical research, nanoparticle infusion therapy, nanoparticle therapy, nanoparticle treatment, Pig, Pigs, PIXEL, plaque, plaque buildup, plaque removal, sticky plaques, stroke prevention, strokes, vascular health

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Buildings Constructed:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Crops Grown:	9222	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Reality Warps Survived:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49

come join our epic minecraft server where we break down sticky plaques in your blood vessels just like how this new nanoparticle infusion therapy does in pigs!

imagine building your own virtual world while also improving your health! who knew playing minecraft could be so beneficial?

join now for a chance to break down those pesky plaques and prevent heart attacks and strokes all while having a blast in our crazy minecraft world! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

NekoHosting Public Server

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3485
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9010	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Votes:	7543	Secret Passages Found:	4

Anarchy Server hosted and created by NekoHosting as they create a Public Server. As Anarchy Goes, So does anything! There is some custom gameplay to be-had so if your interested come and play!

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EchoBoxxx

22+ Worlds, box server, Dimensions, EchoBoxxx, great community, join now, Keep Inventory On, minecraft server, Non Grindy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6715
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29

#1 Box Server!

22+ WORLDS/DIMENSIONS! KEEP INVENTORY ON NON GRINDY! GREAT COMMUNITY!

JOIN NOW!

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Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

24/7, Claiming, crafting recipes, cream, Datapack, ENERGY, Gems, Grief, HACKING, Ice, Keep Inventory, lives, Means, negative value, Nobiamia, Players, Plugins, Powers, PvP, Revival, revival tome, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, space management, spectactor, Teams, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	148
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	2113
Runes Activated:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Server Overview

Server Name	Nobiamia’s SMP
Max Players	25
Datapack	Bliss SMP’s datapack
Plugins	Server management plugins
Other Features	Claiming, limited to 4 chunks per player

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the maximum number of players allowed on the server?	25 players
Are there any mods on the server?	No, the server is Vanilla Minecraft with the Bliss SMP’s datapack
How many chunks can a player claim?	Players can claim up to 4 chunks to manage space
Is Keep Inventory on?	No, Keep Inventory is off on the server
What happens when a player’s energy reaches 5?	The player will be set to spectator mode and can be revived with a revival tome
What are the server rules?	No hacking Don’t grief excessively Try not to die too much

Kickin’ It Minecraft Server

changes, Coaching, Competition, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Finally, Fixed, football, Game, Improvement, innovation, kickin, League, Minecraft, player performance, regulations, rules, Server, Someone, sports, strategy, Tactics, team dynamics, Technology

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2169
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of regular old football games where you have to actually run around and sweat? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve revolutionized the game by turning it into a virtual experience! Now you can play football without ever leaving your computer chair. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you tell them you scored the winning touchdown in a virtual world.

But that’s not all – we’ve also added a twist to the game by introducing exploding footballs! That’s right, now you have to dodge fiery footballs while trying to make it to the end zone. It’s like a game of hot potato, but with a lot more explosions.

And if football isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we also have a giant chicken riding competition. That’s right, you can saddle up on a massive chicken and race against other players to see who can reach the finish line first. It’s clucking ridiculous!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knew football could be this much fun?

Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP

abscess infection, animal, Animal Behavior, animal control, animal health, autopsy, BIZARRE, cat, Dead, death, Hole, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, Pets, Rib, ribs, smp, strange, strange occurrence, veterinarian, Wall, wildlife, YARD

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6164
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is so crazy, even the animals are getting in on the action! Join now to solve the mystery of the disappearing cat ribs – did they get eaten by ants, birds, or maybe even a rogue dog with a taste for feline bones?

But that’s not all – our server is so intense, even the wildlife can’t handle it. Who knows what other bizarre and hilarious adventures await you on this server? Join now and see for yourself – just watch out for any abscess infections that might be lurking around!