portal in minecraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Born in Blocks Minecraft Server

alcoholism, autism, blocks, Born, closed businesses, community disunity, deteriorating housing, dilapidated infrastructure, disgusting living conditions, drug addiction, extreme poverty, harsh weather, high cost of living, ISOLATION, lack of education, lack of role models, lack of support, Loneliness, middle of nowhere, Minecraft, noisy surroundings, POVERTY, Server, terrible life, Ugly, welfare dependency

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/600	Votes:	8286
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6728
Love Letters Sent:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of living in a real-life disaster zone? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your chaotic life! Join us and leave behind the screaming kids, barking dogs, and constant noise for a peaceful virtual world where you can build your dream home without any annoying neighbors hoarding animals.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about extreme poverty or failing businesses because the only currency here is diamonds and emeralds! No more ugly houses or terrible weather, just endless possibilities for creativity and fun. And forget about being surrounded by schizos, addicts, and poors – our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to your real-life struggles. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than living in a world where everything costs 4000 a month for an apartment!

Angry God in Asheville Minecraft SMP

Angry, asheville, Asheville period, biblical, city, Condemnation, divine anger, divine punishment, divine retribution, GOD, judgment, Minecraft, punishment, Religious, repentance, Retribution, Sin, smp, SPIRITUAL, Wrath, wrath of God, wrathful deity

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/200	Votes:	3981
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one day God was looking down on Asheville and he was NOT happy. He was like, “This place needs some serious spicing up!” And that’s when he decided to create our Minecraft SMP. He sprinkled in some crazy mobs, added in some epic loot, and even threw in a few surprise events just to keep things interesting.

Now, if you want to be a part of this wild ride, all you have to do is join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

UkraineCraft: NATO Regrets

Armaments, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ex-NATO chief, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military intervention, military support, nato, political decisions, regrets, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, weapons

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/200	Votes:	775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Towns Built:	9

haha ukraine needs more weapons like we need more diamonds in minecraft server! join us and get ready to fight like a pro with all the epic weapons and gear you can imagine! ex-nato chief said so, so it must be true! come join the fun and show everyone who’s boss on the battlefield! trust us, you won’t regret it!

Metal Man vs Plastic Woman

average man, average woman, Body, body composition, Chemicals, environmental impact, gender biology, gender differences, gender health, gender health differences, health, human body, man, metal, metal in body, Plastic, plastic in body, plastic pollution, Pollution, toxic substances, Toxins, WOMAN

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/300	Votes:	6674
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	38

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got more plastic than a barbie doll and more metal than iron man up in here! our players are so decked out in bling, they practically sparkle in the sunlight. plus, we got crazy stories like how our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with only half a heart left. come join the madness and see if u can survive the plastic and metal mayhem!

Brainy Blox: Senior Shuffle

aging, arterial transit time, blood circulation, BLOX, brain aging, brain function, brain health, brain health assessments, brain health factors, brain health implications., brain health measurements, brain health outcomes, brain health research, brain health studies, Brainy, cerebral blood flow, cerebrovascular health, cognitive decline, healthy older adults, neuroimaging, neurovascular coupling, Senior, Shuffle, vascular health

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/400	Votes:	9242
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Crops Grown:	9420
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Void Gems Collected:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Torrent Network: Where you can steal lives and be creative while surviving in the sky! Join today!

Creative, Join, lives, mature player community epic servers custom items quests shops money builders plot boss fights armor weapons terrain enchants cool people skinwalkers Java Bedrock version links, Network, Other, SKY, steal, Surviving, Today, torrent

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/700	Votes:	7422
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Farms Harvested:	402	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Towns Built:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Description
Survival	2 year old map with custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
Creative	Claim a free plot and build within reason
Lifesteal	NEW server with custom boss fights, armor, weapons, terrain, and enchants

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server on Java or Bedrock version?

Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions on ANY version.

2. Will the survival server ever reset?

No, the survival server has a 2 year old map that will never reset.

3. Are there any rules for building on the creative server?

Yes, please build within reason and avoid any inappropriate imagery.

4. How can I join the server and community?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP torrentsmp.com and join the community on Discord.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

Analysis, banter, blocky, confusion, Interpretation, Meaning, Minecraft, perplexing, puzzled, puzzled cat, puzzled dog, puzzled emoji, puzzled expression, puzzled face, puzzled gif, puzzled look, puzzled man, puzzled meme, puzzled person, puzzled woman, question.., Server, Unclear

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/500	Votes:	8163
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	8909
Dimension Hops:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Votes:	6570	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	42
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Or how about mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig? Don’t worry, our server has it all!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Minecraft SMP: /blockg/ – Blocky Gaming Squad

AMA, blockg, blocky, Crossover series, fan-made creations, friday night funkin, Funkg Mod Wiki, Funkin Crew, Gaming, link compilation, madness, Minecraft, modding community, modding help, Ninjamuffin, OP Template, Phantom Arcade, Pico, playable Pico update, QT is back., Resources, smp, Spooky Month, squad, Stream summaries, TANKMEN, thread theme

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/600	Votes:	6823
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Ores Mined:	7846
Endless Night Skies:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is like no other, with crazy builds inspired by Friday Night Funkin’ and all its crossovers. Join us and you’ll find yourself battling it out in epic rap battles with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness characters, and even the spooky month crew!

In our latest update, we’ve added a playable Pico character that will blow your mind. And guess what? QT is back, baby! It’s like a funky dream come true. Plus, our Funkin Crew’s blog posts are so fire, you’ll be glued to your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our modding community is off the charts, with resources and help galore. Want to create your own funky masterpiece? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s get funky together! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, affordability, beach brunch, close friend, cold, Confused, Conversations, destination wedding, Friends, italy, Minecraft, missing, Need, new car, Plans, Server, short, Upset, vacation, Want, Wedding, WeddingCraft, work

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/700	Votes:	3613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Void Gems Collected:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a bridezilla on her wedding day? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy accusations and over-the-top reactions!

Just like the bride in Italy who accused her friend of “cheaping out” on her wedding, we promise you’ll experience the same level of drama here. Who needs a beach brunch when you can have a virtual feast with your fellow players? And forget about a week-long vacation, our server will keep you entertained for hours on end!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a bride on her big day, join us now! Who knows what outrageous stories and insane adventures await you in our Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and join the madness today!

NoRideNoWorkMC

aita, awkward, Boundaries, bus, CAR, co worker, colleagues, commuting, Driving, Favor, gas money, guilt tripping, INCONVENIENCE, NoRideNoWorkMC, peer pressure, public transport, Ride, Routine, Schedule, work, work environment

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/900	Votes:	2289
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with co-workers mooching rides off of you? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about anyone asking for a lift to work! Join us and experience the freedom of driving solo in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the awkwardness of real-life situations like this one. No guilt-tripping, no gas money drama, just pure gaming fun. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the importance of personal boundaries and respect for others’ time.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. Who knew that avoiding co-worker carpool requests could lead you to the ultimate Minecraft adventure? It’s time to block out the negativity and build your own virtual paradise with us!