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SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5162
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Farms Harvested:	207
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9611
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Crops Grown:	3743	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7052
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Animals Bred:	141	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9398
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	1937
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2452
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1326
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Emeralds Found:	786	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3860
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	352
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Crops Grown:	4805	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Animals Bred:	196	Dragon Eggs Found:	1831
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9359
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Villages Defended:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4165
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!