Our server is filled with gendered sexual scripts and crazy antics that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Watch as men become aggressors, targeting those with less social power in the most bizarre ways possible.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a rollercoaster ride through a haunted house, then join us now! Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door and embrace the chaos that awaits you. Let’s get this party started, folks!
Join our server and experience the wildest adventures that will make watching porn seem like child’s play. From battling dragons with dildos to building giant phallic-shaped structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But be warned, once you join our server, you may never look at Minecraft the same way again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the hilarity ensue!
but wait, there’s more! if u join dis server, u’ll also gain the ability to fly in real life. no joke, u’ll be soarinn’ through da skies like a majestic eagle. and get dis, every time u mine a diamond on da server, a real diamond will appear in ur pocket. it’s like free money, but shinier.
oh, and did i mention dat all da players on dis server are secretly famous celebrities? yeah, u could be buildin’ a house next to beyonce or playin’ hide and seek with leonardo dicaprio. it’s like a red carpet event, but in minecraft.
so what are u waitin’ for? join dis server now and experience all da insane perks dat come with it. trust me, u won’t regret it.
We did a study (totally legit, btw) and found that joining this server can make you feel things you never even knew were possible in Minecraft. Your partner’s reaction will be like, “OMG, I can’t believe you’re on that server, you’re so cool!” And you’ll be like, “Yeah, I know, I’m a Minecraft legend now.”
So come join us and let’s explore the unknown together. Who cares if people don’t understand squirting in Minecraft, we’re gonna show them how it’s done. Plus, we have the best pixelated squirting animations you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one squirt at a time.
Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing chickens, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers!
But that’s not all – we have a special potion that turns you into a giant block of cheese for 24 hours. Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when they see you rolling around the server as a giant wedge of cheddar!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky world? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the best secret underground treasure troves filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…uh…potatoes? Yeah, let’s go with potatoes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and creepers breakdance instead of exploding.
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On our server, you can build a virtual girlfriend who will never leave you or judge you for your gooning habits. You can take her on virtual dates and show her off to all your virtual friends. Who needs a real girlfriend when you have a pixelated beauty by your side?
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with adventure and excitement. You can explore vast virtual worlds, battle fierce monsters, and even find love in the most unexpected places. Who knows, you might even find a real-life girlfriend who shares your love for Minecraft and gooning.
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Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built an entire castle out of TNT just for fun. And if you think that’s crazy, wait until you see our custom mobs. We’ve got zombie pigs riding on flying chickens and skeletons that shoot rainbows out of their bows.
But the real reason you should join our server is for the secret treasure hidden deep within our world. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond block so big, you could build a house out of it. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
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First off, we got pigs that can fly, like for real! These pigs got wings and they be zooming around the server like they own the place. And don’t even get me started on our diamond armor-wearing chickens that lay golden eggs. Yeah, you heard me right, GOLDEN EGGS!
But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that are guarded by zombie villagers with laser eyes. And if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magic sword that can shoot fireballs. It’s like a freakin’ fantasy movie up in here!
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Are you tired of following recipes and getting yelled at for not knowing exactly how many cans of beans to buy? Look no further! On our server, you can craft to your heart’s content without any judgment from your fellow players.
Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape the real world and immerse themselves in a world where the chili is always good, no matter how many cans of beans you use. So come join us and let’s create some culinary chaos together!
Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days. Our community is so close-knit, we practically babysit each other’s virtual kids and share virtual edibles (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!).
But wait, there’s more! We have a boat in our virtual yard that has been abandoned for months. Will the owner ever come back for it? Who knows! It’s like a virtual game of hot potato, but with a boat.
So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take things too seriously. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual boat tire dilemma – now that’s Minecraft madness at its finest!
| TrueOG Network Overview: | |
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| Server Version: | Purpur 1.18.2 |
| Supported Clients: | Java 1.8.0 – 1.20.4 (1.8 recommended) |
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| FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions: | |
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| Q: Is TrueOG Network free to play? | A: Yes, TrueOG Network is a 100% free and open-source Minecraft server. |
| Q: How can I join the server? | A: You can connect to TrueOG Network using any of the provided server IPs. |
| Q: Are there any upcoming updates? | A: Yes, the 1.19 update is coming soon with only 6 plugins left to update. |
| Q: What is TrueOG SMP? | A: TrueOG SMP is where the unique OG Minecraft experience begins, with a blend of 2012 survival servers and modern features. |
| Q: Can I get involved in the community? | A: Yes, TrueOG Network is structured as a democratic worker co-op, allowing anyone to get involved at any level with dedication. |
| Q: Are there different worlds on the server? | A: Yes, TrueOG Network has distinct worlds including Overworld, Nether, and End, each with their own boundaries. |
| Q: Can I participate in upcoming minigames? | A: Yes, in the future TrueOG Network will introduce minigames like The Herobrine, Splegg, OITC, Skyblock, and more. |
| Q: How can I connect with TrueOG Network outside of the game? | A: You can visit the website, store, Mastodon, Facebook, and GitHub repository for TrueOG Network. |
