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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 3197 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 1279 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Dimension Hops: | 11 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the best secret underground treasure troves filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…uh…potatoes? Yeah, let’s go with potatoes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and creepers breakdance instead of exploding.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and wacky Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! And remember, the answer to your initial question is…uh…ask your mom. Yeah, let’s go with that.