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Drained Balls Minecraft SMP

damaging, social media, millions, back in the day, controversial

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server has a reputation for draining the balls of MILLIONS of teenage boys back in the day. Why, you ask? Because the sheer excitement and adrenaline rush of playing on this server is enough to make anyone lose their mind (and other things).

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow things up just for fun.

So why should you join this server? Because where else can you find a place that will make you laugh, cry, and scream in terror all at the same time? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s drain some balls together!

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PixelPeek-a-BooCraft

PixelPeekaBooCraft, crass, Memory, cringeworthy, dialogue

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild porno scene that will leave you scarred for life (in a good way, of course)! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and experiences that will have you questioning your sanity and your internet search history. From explosive creeper encounters to scandalous pig races, our server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat (or your bed, we don’t judge). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and prepare to have your Minecraft world rocked like never before!

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LoadLickingLlamas Minecraft Server

Messy, taboo, sexual, graphic, LoadLickingLlamas

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and sheer madness? Join us and witness the craziest Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a world where players ride llamas into battle against creeper armies, where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti, and where zombie pigmen break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a player who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and chicken feathers. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for!

So why wait? Join us today and experience the weird and wonderful world of our Minecraft server. Who knows what hilarious hijinks await you just around the corner?

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CamwhoreCraft: High on Minecraft Memories

camgirl, webms, old videos, webcam model, CamwhoreCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fun is as high as our players! 🌿💨

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on adventures that will leave you questioning reality. Our server is so lit, we’re currently watching old videos of a camwhore from back in the day and stroking…our pickaxes, of course! 😂

But wait, there’s more! Shall we post some webms of her for your viewing pleasure? Just kidding, we’re all about building epic structures and battling mobs here.

So why join our server? Because YOLO, that’s why! Plus, where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and hilarious as us?

Come on, hop on and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory! 🤣🔥

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KawaiiCraft: Slaying Itachi Mogs Goku in the Ultimate Virtual Showdown – Join Now!

Mogs, Manipulation, Fight, Rivalry, strength

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server! 🌟

Do you want to enter a world where Tsukuyomi happens in a hundredth of a second? Where Goku doesn’t stand a chance because Itachi will burn him to death with Amaterasu while making clones of himself to beat Goku’s ass? 😂

Join us and witness epic battles where Goku is trapped in Tsukuyomi, unable to break free even in his Ultra Instinct form! Can you imagine Itachi being too fast for Goku, not giving him a chance to fight back? It’s hilarious, trust us! 🤣

Don’t miss out on this wild adventure, where the impossible becomes possible and the absurd becomes reality! Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! 💥🚀🤪

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Pixeloasis

game modes, Survival, top players, Rewards, Competition

Welcome to PixelOasis.net! We are excited to have you join our new and growing server. Here, you will find a variety of game modes to suit your interests, including Survival, Skyblock, and more. Each game mode offers unique challenges and experiences, so be sure to try them all out.

We believe in rewarding our dedicated players, which is why we offer seasonal rewards for the top 3 players in all game modes. With a total pot of 200$Paypal or 300 store credits to each game mode, the competition is sure to be fierce. Additionally, we hold regular giveaways every week, giving you even more chances to win great prizes.

Also dont forget that there is a battlepass in each gamemode with great perks!

mc.pixeloasis.net:26236

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NoodleCraft: Japan Edition 🍜😲

hot, cuisine, noodles in broth, broth, NoodleCraft

Are you tired of boring old soup servers where the broth is as bland as your grandma’s jokes? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is serving up some piping hot noodles in broth, Japan style!

Join us and experience the slurpy goodness of delicious ramen noodles swimming in a savory broth that will make your taste buds do the happy dance. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – rumor has it that the secret ingredient in our broth is actually unicorn tears, giving it a magical flavor that will make you question why you ever settled for plain old chicken noodle soup.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous Ramen Ninja, a mysterious figure who roams the virtual streets armed with nothing but a pair of chopsticks and a killer appetite. Dare to challenge him to a noodle eating contest and see if you have what it takes to become the next Ramen Champion.

So come on down to our server and get ready to have your mind (and taste buds) blown by the most epic bowl of noodles in broth, Japan style!

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A Minecraft server where even Creepers can get along – Bedrock And Java Friendship 😁 SMP & Discord

gaming experience, Server, CREEPERS, bedrock, Civilization

Feature	Description
Dynamic Nations	Establish your own nation and lead it to greatness. Whether you’re a diplomatic genius, a military mastermind, or a cunning strategist, there’s a place for you in our world.
Epic Wars	Engage in thrilling battles for supremacy. Forge alliances with other nations, strategize your attacks, and witness the clash of civilizations like never before.
Player-Driven Economy	Build your empire from the ground up. Control resources, trade with other nations, and shape the economy of the server.
Community	Join a community of like-minded players who share your passion for adventure and exploration. Forge friendships, form alliances, and make memories that will last a lifetime.
Be Part of Something Big	Be among the first to set foot in our world and leave your mark on its history. Your actions will shape the course of events, and your legacy will be remembered for generations to come.

FAQ

Q: When will the Civilization Server be launched?

A: The server is coming soon to Bedrock and Java platforms. Stay tuned for updates and announcements for the official launch date.

Q: How can I join the Civilization Server?

A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/pR9C9muG for more information on how to join and participate in the adventure.

Q: Can I create my own nation on the server?

A: Yes, players can establish their own nations on the server and lead them to greatness. Whether you prefer diplomacy, military strategies, or economic prowess, there’s a place for you to thrive in our world.

Q: Are there epic wars and battles in the Civilization Server?

A: Absolutely! Engage in thrilling battles for supremacy, forge alliances with other nations, and witness epic clashes that will reshape the land and history of the server.

Q: Is the server economy player-driven?

A: Yes, players have the ability to control resources, trade with other nations, and shape the economy of the server. Build your empire and influence the economic landscape of the world.

Q: What sets the Civilization Server apart from other Minecraft servers?

A: Our server offers a unique experience with dynamic nations, epic wars, and a player-driven economy. Join a community of adventurers, be part of something big, and embark on a journey that will define your legacy in the world.

Back2Blocks: The Return!

RETURN, Back2Blocks

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the Macarena, and creepers have dance-offs with skeletons. It’s gonna be like nothing has ever happened before in the history of blocky worlds!

Explore our custom-built spawn area that looks like a giant chicken nugget, complete with a secret sauce fountain for all your dipping needs.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Well, now you can on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken, rumored to lay blocks of diamond instead of eggs. Just don’t get too close, or it might peck your eyeballs out.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in a virtual world. Trust us, it’s gonna be like nothing has ever happened…and that’s a good thing!

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TrekCraft VS Hypixel

Adventure, PlayerStaff, LWC, Economy, Fun

Hypixel VS TrekCraft

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Massive player base	Lots of competition and crowded
Wide variety of minigames	May feel overwhelming for new players
Regular updates and events	Potential lag due to high player count

TrekCraft

Pros	Cons
Committed Towny/Survival server	Smaller player base
Extra plugins for enhanced experience	Limited minigames and content compared to Hypixel
Welcoming community with events	Potentially less frequent updates

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.

Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014