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“Why is it so common for white men to have Asian wives?” Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5236
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Divine Spears Created:	21	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest blocky adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us for the chance to build your dream base, mine for diamonds like a pro, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Ever heard of a player who tamed a herd of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of skeletons? Or how about the legend of the player who built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks? Trust us, our server is full of surprises that will keep you coming back for more.

So why wait? Join us now and see why our Minecraft SMP is the talk of the blocky world. Just remember, when you’re here, anything is possible – even if it involves riding a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	581
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	194
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Potions Brewed:	140
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a fag in relationships? Do you want to escape the clutches of weird Fujoshits and porn addicts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and donate your sperm to the sperm bank to create a future where guys like you can overpopulate the world and reverse the tides of female privilege! With baby-faced avatars and small bone structures, you’ll feel protected and dominant in this virtual world. Say goodbye to walking the line between being used and being ignored by females, and say hello to asexuality and anime coping mechanisms. Don’t be a fag, join our server and let’s make male privilege great again!

ConfidentCraft SMP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9307
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Star Shards Collected:	234	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to flex your block-building skills and show off your epic redstone creations? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to feel like a Minecraft god!

Join us and you’ll be surrounded by a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Need some inspiration for your next build? Just take a stroll through our server and you’ll be blown away by the insane structures our players have created.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base on the server where all the diamonds are stored. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and start your journey to Minecraft greatness!

CraftyCreeperCatastrophe

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6098
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	290969
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Emeralds Found:	1920	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Ever tried building a house in Minecraft only to have it blown up by a sneaky creeper? Well, on our server, we guarantee that your house will never be destroyed by creepers. Why? Because our creepers are actually trained to be interior decorators! They’ll come in and add some explosive flair to your decor, making your house the talk of the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Imagine partying it up with the biggest boss in Minecraft while he drops sick beats and breathes fire on the dance floor. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on our server and experience the wildest, craziest, and most explosive Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a party with creepers and dragons?

Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

combat operations, communication devices, cyber espionage, digital warfare, electronic devices, forces, geopolitical tensions, Information Security, military intelligence, Military operations, military regulations, military strategy, military technology, Minecraft, national security, prohibited devices, Redstone, revolution, Russian government, Server, smartphone usage, smartphones ban, technology restriction, Ukraine

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5424
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Buildings Constructed:	48	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

So, like, there’s this epic Minecraft server where the Russian government is all like, “No smartphones for our forces in Ukraine, bro!” And everyone is like, “Whaaat? That’s so random, dude!”

But, like, on this server, we don’t follow any rules, man! You can use all the smartphones you want, even if you’re in Ukraine or Russia or Mars or wherever, dude! We’re rebels, man!

Join this server if you want to stick it to the man and use your smartphone while building epic castles and battling dragons. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the banned smartphones. Shh, don’t tell anyone, bro! It’s our little secret. Let’s go, gamers!

KurskCraft: Danish Approval Edition

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5502
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the government of Denmark is like, totally cool with Ukraine attacking Russia? Yeah, that’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll find on our server!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! Our community is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us!

Plus, our staff team is made up of actual wizards who can grant your every wish (as long as it involves building epic structures and trolling your friends).

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!

MagicCraftSecretsUnveiled

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4837
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ores Mined:	7745
Meteorites Collected:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

so, like, picture this: u r chillin in ur house, mining sum diamonds and stuff, when all of a sudden, a wild llama appears outta nowhere and starts spitting at u. but don’t worry, cuz on our server, llamas are actually secret agents sent by the government to test ur survival skills. join us to see if u can outsmart the llamas and become the ultimate diamond collector!

also, did u know that our server is home to the legendary chicken that can lay golden eggs? yep, u heard it right. this chicken is like the holy grail of all chickens and if u can find it, u will be blessed with infinite riches and eternal chicken nuggets. join us now and embark on the quest of a lifetime to find the golden egg-laying chicken!

but wait, there’s more! our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. he may explode every now and then, but deep down, he’s just a lonely soul looking for companionship. join us and befriend the creeper ghost, and who knows, maybe u’ll even get a free explosion massage out of it!

so what r u waiting for? join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave u laughing, crying, and questioning ur sanity. trust us, u won’t regret it!

BoomersCraft: No Booze, Just Blocks!

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8309
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Void Armor Forged:	25	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we prove that older adults do not benefit from moderate drinking by building a virtual retirement home for drunk grannies and grandpas. watch as they stumble around trying to find their way to the bingo hall or fall asleep in the garden after one too many virtual beers. join us for a hilarious time as we navigate the dangers of alcohol and aging in the world of minecraft. plus, who knows what other crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to in this wacky virtual world. so grab a virtual drink and come join the fun!

Terra 2.0 SMP: The Land of Misfit Blocks – 1.21 Update!

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2149
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1725	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Potions Brewed:	61	Farms Harvested:	555
Magic Items Found:	1166	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Terra 2.0 SMP Server Overview

Server Information
This server is for mature players who like to enjoy the Multiplayer gameplay that Vanilla Minecraft has to offer! We are a great and open community, with active and friendly members.
We have recently restarted the Server in Minecraft version 1.21.

Datapacks & Plugins

Datapacks & Plugins
Bluemap
Invisible Item Frames
Improved Signs
Ledger: Anti-Grief Mod

Quality of Life Improvements

Quality of Life Improvements
More Heads
Playerheads
Double Shulker Shells
Armor Statues
Multiplayer Sleep
Silence Mobs
Color Names in chat

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the Terra 2.0 SMP Server?

A: You can join by using the following Discord invite link: Discord Link

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited on the Terra 2.0 SMP Server. We have anti-grief measures in place to protect the creations of our players.

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: We allow certain mods and datapacks that enhance gameplay without giving unfair advantages. Please check with the server admins before using any mods.

GibberCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6488
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	279011
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with mystery, adventure, and a touch of madness.

Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a Enderman on a caffeine rush.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Gibberish Temple, where players must decipher cryptic messages in order to unlock hidden treasures. Can you crack the code and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you be left scratching your head like a confused chicken?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible – even if it involves dancing creepers and flying pigs!

LastChance60k Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2754
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	9991
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	381	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of missing out on epic deals like buying Bitcoin below $60k? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the next best investment opportunity! Join us and watch your virtual riches grow as you mine, build, and trade your way to the top. Who needs cryptocurrency when you can have diamond blocks, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays golden eggs. Some say if you find her nest, you’ll be blessed with infinite wealth and power. Others say she’s just a clucker with a knack for pranks. Either way, it’s an egg-citing adventure waiting for you!

So why waste your time on boring old real-world investments when you can join our Minecraft SMP and become a virtual millionaire? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to craft your way to success!

ParentalAdvisory Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1011
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Gods Slained:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family drama, unexpected pregnancies, and questionable name choices!

Picture this: your sister, let’s call her Amanda, is on a mission to win over her in-laws by naming her son after her late husband, Noah. Will they finally accept her and her son into the family? Or will it all end in tears and regret? Only on our server will you find out!

But wait, there’s more! Witness epic battles between players as they fight for the title of the most outrageous player on the server. Build your own drama-filled storylines and see where they take you. Will you come out on top or end up in a virtual soap opera?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t be the only one missing out on all the fun – join today!