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NoobCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3340
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Love Letters Sent:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Farms Harvested:	504	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Crops Grown:	7006
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and crazy adventures.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts throwing emeralds at you! Or how about the time when a group of flying pigs descended from the sky and challenged you to a game of parkour?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Russian Bear Army, led by none other than a dancing bear named Boris. Join their ranks and conquer the virtual world with their unbeatable strength and hilarious dance moves.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a truly unforgettable experience? Come on in and see what all the hype is about – just be prepared for the unexpected!

> Normal Faggots Minecraft SMP: Ubislop Buyers

Buyers, Buying, conformity, consumer behavior, consumerism, Digital Media, Entertainment, Faggots, gaming consoles, gaming culture, gaming industry, Mainstream, Minecraft, normal, normalfaggots, online communities, online purchases, peer pressure, popular brands, smp, societal norms, trends, ubislop, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7522
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	4859
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of playing with normalfaggots who are still buying Ubislop? Join our Minecraft SMP where only the coolest, most elite gamers hang out. We have diamond armor-wearing llamas as our guards and our spawn point is guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to have a secret underground city where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for stacks of diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swipe.

So why waste your time with the normies when you can join our epic Minecraft SMP and become a legend in your own right? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a normalfaggot, you’re a Minecraft master!

PizzaCraft: Where Dr. Oetker Pizzas Are King! LOL

Britain, consumer choices, convenience food, convenience meals, culinary reputation, Dr Oetker, drug addicts, fast food, food culture, food preferences, food quality, frozen food, frozen meals, frozen pizza brands, King, lol, low quality., Oetker, pizza toppings, Pizzacraft, pizzas, popular brands, taste preferences, unhealthy eating

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5317
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Potions Brewed:	136
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing lower than Dr Oetker pizzas in Britain is the level of insanity you’ll experience here!

Join us for epic battles with pizza-loving drug addicts, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of questionable frozen food. Build your own pizza fortress and defend it against hordes of hungry zombies who are craving a slice of the action.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players will survive the cheesy chaos that awaits. So grab your pixelated pepperoni and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

Are you ready to join the madness? Sign up now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your taste buds confused) on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

HusbandTextsGoneWrong Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8107
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like this drama-filled story? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns just like this wife’s rollercoaster of emotions.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pool full of lube wrestling matches every Saturday night! Watch as players battle it out for the title of ultimate lube wrestler, just like that sorority girl from the story.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with attractive players, just like that solid 9/10 college friend. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own cheerleader or girl next door to hang out with.

And if drama is your thing, look no further. Our server is filled with juicy gossip, silent treatments, and unexpected plot twists. You’ll never know what to expect next!

So come join us on our server for a wild and crazy time. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a pool full of lube wrestling frat boys with your own unexpected love triangle. Let the games begin!

SushiCraft: Daddy Dilemma

agree, aita, America, baby, cultural heritage, DADDY, DAUGHTER, Dilemma, English word, family, hard to pronounce, high school, Japan, Japanese name, Kotomi, last name, parents, ridiculous names, Shiori, SushiCraft, tradition, ultrasound scan, Wife

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7097
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Are you tired of boring old English names like Sarah and John? Want to give your child a name that will make them stand out from the crowd? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all players, no matter how ridiculous their names may be.

Join us and meet players like Shiori and Kotomi, who are sure to bring a unique flair to the game. Our server is a melting pot of cultures, just like my wife who hails from Japan. Embrace the challenge of pronouncing names that will make your parents’ heads spin!

So come on, don’t be a square like my parents. Embrace the Japanese naming tradition and join our server today. Who knows, you might even make friends with a player named Pikachu or SushiRoll!

DMZCraft Minecraft Server

activities, border, Conflict, construction, Defense, Development, DMZ, DMZCraft, Infrastructure, inside, Korean Peninsula, Military, military construction, Minecraft, North Korea, north korean, Observation, satellite images, SECURITY, Server, source, Spotted, Surveillance, Tension

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1009
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be a spy and uncover secret military activities? well, this server is the place for u! we got north korean military construction happening inside the DMZ, like what even?? join us and be a secret agent, uncovering all the crazy stuff happening in this virtual world. u never know what u might find, maybe even a secret kim jong un hideout or a nuclear missile silo. so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

BambooUKCrisisCraft

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2420
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Animals Bred:	117	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

come join our server where we have an ‘uncontrollable’ bamboo crisis happening!! the pandas are revolting and taking over the land, using their bamboo weapons to conquer all! but don’t worry, you can join the fight and help save the world from the bamboo apocalypse! build bamboo fortresses, ride bamboo rockets, and battle against the evil panda overlords in epic bamboo wars! join now before it’s too late and the world is overrun by bamboo madness!

FruitCraft: Banish the Blues!

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7809
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got ALL da fruits and veggies you need to keep da depression AWAY! Need some apples to keep da sadness at bay? We gotchu. Want some carrots to boost yo mood? We gotchu. Need some watermelon to make you smile? WE GOTCHU!

Our server is like a giant fruit basket of happiness, where every block you break is filled with the power of JOY! No more sad times in Minecraft when you join our server, because we got all da nutrients you need to keep dat depression away. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft a happier place, one fruit at a time! 🍎🥕🍉

SexySubaru Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1062
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is hotter than a Subaru on a summer day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Hop on this sexy Subaru of a server and let the fun begin!

EldenCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6970
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	352
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Potions Brewed:	192

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have unicorns roaming around the land, ready to be tamed and ridden into battle. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is hosted on a floating island in the sky, protected by a dragon with a love for disco music?

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly yeti who love nothing more than a good game of hide and seek. And if you manage to find your way through the maze of tunnels and traps, you’ll be rewarded with a magical sword that can shoot lasers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember the secret password “erg” to gain access to all the hidden wonders our server has to offer. See you on the other side!

CaramelCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7537
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Towns Built:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of pure chaos and fun! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where the only limit is your imagination.

Are you tired of entitled kids throwing tantrums over dessert? Well, on our server, you can feast on all the shortcake with salted caramel you want, without any bratty kids trying to steal it from you! Build your own bakery and fill it with all the delicious treats you desire, without any entitled parents demanding you give it to their precious little angels.

Join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own outrageous stories in the world of Minecraft? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

FertileCraft – Keepin’ it to Myself

Communication, Decision making, egg donor, emotional burden, emotions, family, family dynamics, FertileCraft, fertility journey, Guilt, infertility, ivf, keepin, parents, Pregnancy, reproductive health, secrecy, shame, sister, success, Support, transfer process

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5206
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and judgment while trying to start a family in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all that nonsense and focus on building your dream family!

Join us and experience the thrill of creating your own little blocky babies with our advanced IVF system. No need to worry about unsuccessful rounds, because on our server, every cycle is a success!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our egg donor option? It’s a game-changer, literally! Your parents won’t even know what hit them when you surprise them with the news of your blocky bundle of joy.

So come on over to our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Let’s build some blocky families together!

RusGasBlockCraft

blocks, Diplomacy, economic impact, energy dependence, ENERGY MARKET, energy policy, energy security, energy supply, European Commission, european union, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, germany, global politics, international relations, Natural Gas, Politics, RusGasBlockCraft, Russian gas, sanctions, trade relations

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6852
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Crops Grown:	7370
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268	Meteorites Collected:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

lol ok so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz like, we got all the Russian gas you could ever want! Germany be blockin’ sanctions but we be servin’ up that sweet, sweet gas all day erryday! Join now for a gas-tastic time and maybe even start a gas empire of your own! Don’t miss out on the gas party, join now!