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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 9559 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Magic Items Found: | 1200 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Our latest patch notes are more confusing than trying to explain the plot of Season 13 “Spellbinder” to your grandma. But don’t worry, we’ve got comics, short stories, and music to distract you from the chaos.
In our upcoming season, we’re reworking maps like Havana, Circuit Royale, and Numbani, because who needs consistency anyway? And get ready for new tank characters and Venture skins that will make you question your fashion sense.
So come join our Minecraft SMP for a rollercoaster of events and updates that will leave you scratching your head and wondering why you ever logged on in the first place. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!