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Blocky Banter: Blue Archive Edition

4koma, Archive, Banners, banter, blocky, Blue, blue archive, Commissions, CONTENT, Defense, Edition, Events, General Student Council, Global, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, hot spring, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, Manga, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
New Chunks Explored:	613036	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Well, look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with Grand Assaults, Joint Firing Drills, and Hot Springs shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a Torment with Special Armor event pops up! Will you conquer it with your trusty pickaxe or team up with other players for an epic battle? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! How about a Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission where you can earn rewards while slurping noodles? Or maybe you’d prefer to Balance Schale’s Books with the General Student Council and show off your math skills in a virtual world?

And don’t even get us started on the Hot Spring banners featuring characters like Shigure and Cherino. Who knew bathing in pixelated water could be so much fun?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in this crazy, unpredictable world!

CraftyCreeperz: Where 33% of Players Have 10+ Dirt Blocks

1990, 2021, AMERICANS, blocks, close friends, close relationships, CraftyCreeperz, cultural shifts, Dirt, Friendship Dynamics, friendship trends, Loneliness, past two decades, percentage, Players, quadrupled, Social Connections, social interactions, social isolation, societal changes, societal impact, societal norms, statistics, zero friends

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2514
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where making friends is as easy as mining diamonds! Back in 1990, 33% of Americans had 10 or more close friends, but in 2021, that percentage dropped to 13%. We believe those missing friends are all hanging out on our server, building epic friendships while constructing insane creations!

Join us and be part of a community where having zero friends is a thing of the past – we’ve got virtual buddies galore! So what happened these past two decades? Simple – everyone flocked to our server for the ultimate social experience in the Minecraft universe! Don’t be left out, come join us and level up your social game like never before!

Crafty Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 674063634

Anons, BLOCK, Crafty, Party, Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3450
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER is here to save the day!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally dug straight down into a pool of lava.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re hanging out with a bunch of friendly villagers. And don’t even get us started on the events we host – from epic build battles to crazy treasure hunts, there’s never a dull moment on THIS SERVER.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about that time you got blown up by a creeper riding a pig.

Blocky Battle Royale: ‘Who’s winning?’

achievement, battle, blocky, celebration, Champion, Competition, Dedication, determination, First Place, Glory, hard work, leadership, motivation, perseverance, pride, Royale.., sports, success, triumph, Victory, Whos, winning

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5855
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	New Chunks Explored:	765453
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and CRAZY challenges that will have you on the edge of your seat!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a FLYING PIG into battle against a horde of ZOMBIE LLAMAS. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING CREEPER who will show you some killer moves while you mine for DIAMONDS in the depths of the earth.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most INSANE Minecraft community out there! Who’s winning? You are, when you’re on our server!

90’s Kids Club Minecraft Server

“Youth, 90s, 90s kids, Childhood, club, Cool kids, fashion, generation, iconic, Kids, Memories, Minecraft, movies, Music, Nostalgia, pop culture, Retro, Server, Style, Throwback, Toys, trends, tv shows, video games

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1980
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2590	Love Letters Sent:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
New Chunks Explored:	438251	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the coolest place to be!

Back in the 90’s, kids were rocking their Tamagotchis and Furbies while playing Minecraft like pros. And guess what? Our server brings back all that nostalgia and more!

Join us for epic battles against pixelated dragons and crazy mobs that will make your heart race faster than trying to beat the final boss in Super Mario Bros.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has hidden treasures that only the bravest adventurers can find. Rumor has it that there’s a secret room filled with diamonds and gold blocks waiting to be discovered.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and relive the 90’s magic in the most epic way possible? Hurry up and join now before the creeper army takes over!

CraftyMcCraftface

CraftyMcCraftFace, cunts problem, long trail tags, saize, saizeWhat, what is this

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8081
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which LOLZY adventure to embark on next!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises and EPIC battles against SAVAGE mobs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DANK loot. But beware, for EVIL forces lurk in the shadows, waiting to challenge your EPIC skills.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the INSANITY for yourself!

Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’ Minecraft Server

Crafty, memes, Minecraft, Server, SUCKS, Today

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1710
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Emeralds Found:	3415	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	736	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about the chaos of the internet? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing pigs, and rainbow-colored sheep. Our community is so friendly that even the Ender Dragon wants to be our friend!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server today, you’ll get a free pet llama that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, just trying to fit in.

So say goodbye to the chaos of the internet and hello to the insanity of our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty AF: Where ‘Wtf I wasn’t lying’ is the norm!

Arabs, Bigotry, chuds, controversial statements, Crafty, culture, Deception, disbelief, discrimination, false accusations, ignorance, lying.., MIDDLE EAST, misconceptions, norm, prejudice, racism, reality check, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Truth, WASNT, WTF

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9900
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the craziest adventures in blocky land!

Join us if you want to witness Arabs riding on llamas while battling creeper armies with diamond swords! Yes, you heard it right, chuds are real and they are taking over the server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own floating castle made entirely out of emerald blocks and ride on a giant chicken into battle against the Ender Dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft server ever created!

Gawr Gura’s Shark Tank – Dive into the ‘/ggg/’ Minecraft Server!

#Gawr Gura General, #youtube, Anime, Dive, Gaming, Gawr, gawrgura, GGG, Guras, holoEN, hololive, Livestream, merch, merchandise, Minecraft, Music, Server, shark, social media, songs, TANK, tiktok, twitter, virtual youtuber, vods, Vtuber

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7511
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a tale of adventure and chaos that awaits you on this server.

Picture this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of pink llamas come charging at you with diamond swords in their hooves! But fear not, for you have the power of Gawrgura on your side. Who is Gawrgura, you ask? Only the most legendary Minecraft player to ever roam these pixelated lands.

Join this server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Gawrgura herself as you battle against creeper armies and zombie dance parties. Oh, did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where the endermen are the best dancers?

But that’s not all! You can also explore the mystical realm of TikTok where the trees sing and the rivers flow with XP potions. And don’t forget to check out the Merch shop where you can deck out your character in the most stylish armor and accessories.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

LOLcraft: The Server Where Everything is WEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2560
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
New Chunks Explored:	634404	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER will blow your mind!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers wear sunglasses, and diamonds rain from the sky. THIS SERVER is like stepping into a parallel universe where anything is possible.

But wait, there’s more! THIS SERVER is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that players travel from far and wide just to catch a glimpse.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that THIS SERVER is guarded by a team of Disco-Dancing Skeletons who will protect you from any danger that comes your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join THIS SERVER today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!