pop the balloon or find love with arlette

Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Sir Oinksalot led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to grant the eater unlimited power and the ability to fly on a bacon cloud.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who throw the most epic parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a llama in a disco ball-filled cave.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja chickens who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may be small, but they are mighty!

So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back.