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BoyfriendTracker69

Accountability, Boundaries, Boyfriend, boyfriend’s friends, BoyfriendTracker69, calling to check, checking in, Communication, Conflict Resolution, controlling behavior, drinking and driving, Driving, Expectations, hanging out, Honesty, Insecurity, late night plans, misunderstandings, relationship dynamics, Respect, trust issues

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6216
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	142
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with a boyfriend who can’t stick to his word? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns just like this story!

We promise that our server will keep you on your toes just like this girlfriend who had to deal with her boyfriend’s shenanigans. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual boyfriend who actually knows how to communicate properly!

So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, just like this boyfriend who thought he could get away with lying about being on his way home. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RegretBlockz

bad decision, consequences, do-over, error, forgiveness, Guilt, hindsight, lesson learned, mistake, moving on, never again, past actions, personal growth, Redemption, regret, RegretBlockz, second chance, self improvement, self reflection, shame, wish

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8524
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Remember that time you accidentally punched a llama in Minecraft and then all the llamas in the game started chasing you? Yeah, that was a wild ride. But hey, if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about llama revenge again! Our server is llama-free guaranteed, so you can mine and build in peace without any spit flying your way. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground llama dance party that only the bravest players can find. So come on, join us and let’s llama-geddon together!

BritCraft: Wagner’s Woes

#intelligence agency, BritCraft, British Intelligence, conflict zones, decreased, eastern europe, Espionage, geopolitical tensions, Kremlin, Mercenaries, MIDDLE EAST, Military Contractors, Military operations, past year, personnel, Private Military Company, russia, security forces, Surveillance, tenfold, Wagner Group, Wagners, woes

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7838
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Votes:	5991	Falling into the Void:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have british intelligence keeping an eye on everything! they say the number of wagner group personnel has decreased tenfold over the past year, but who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in our server! plus, our admins are actually trained spies so you know you’re in good hands. join now for a spy-tacular time!

QuantumCraft: Consciousness Test

Brain, Consciousness, experiments, Hypothesis, investigation, Mind, Phenomenon, Quantum, Quantum Consciousness, quantum experiments, Quantum Mechanics, quantum research, Quantum Test, quantum theory, quantum weirdness, QuantumCraft, research, Science, study, test, Weirdness

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4982
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ores Mined:	8592
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

hey u, ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like quantum weirdness? well then u gotta join dis server, cuz we doin some crazy experiments up in here! we tryna see if consciousness comes from quantum stuff, like whoa dude, mind blown!

u wanna be part of dis mind-bending journey? come join us and see for urself! we got scientists, we got philosophers, we even got aliens (jk, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da most mind-blowing minecraft server ever! who knows, u might even unlock da secrets of da universe while u building ur epic castle. let’s get weird, let’s get quantum, let’s get minecraftin’!

The Imperfectum SMP: Slightly Derpy, Kinda Funky, Still Friendly, Definitely Not Perfect, but Perfectum-Like

Application Process, armor stand improvements, authentic, building, Datapacks, derpy, Discord, Farms, Friendly, Funky, gaming experience, Imperfectum, kinda, Lag, Mature, Minecraft, perfect, PerfectumLike, Performance, player head drops, Plugins, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skilled, slightly, smp, Strict, suggestion channel, Survival, Unique, Vanilla Gameplay, VOICE

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Farms Harvested:	568	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	521	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Minimum Age	15+
Plugins	Selected for performance enhancement and reduced lag
Features	Dedicated moderators, Discord-based application process, unique datapacks, planned events, BlueMap integration, and a thriving community

FAQ

Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP?

A: You can begin your adventure by joining our Discord Server and following the application process outlined there.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the server?

A: Yes, the minimum age requirement is 15 years old.

Q: What kind of players is the Perfectum SMP for?

A: This server is designed for skilled and unique Minecraft players who excel in building, redstone, farms, etc.

Q: How long does it take to receive a response to my application?

A: We guarantee to respond to applications within a week of submission.

Q: What unique features does the Perfectum SMP offer?

A: The server offers player head drops, armor stand improvements, regularly planned events, a suggestion channel, BlueMap integration, and more.

WarCraft1812 Minecraft Server

50 dollars, Chocolate milk, college, cranberry seeds, cubbyhole, Dishwasher, fat ladies, government sanctioned, granny panty lining, island hopping, loafers, long tail, Minecraft, nice talk, oak wood, peanut butter vs jelly, raft, Recess, Server, tailor-made, uncle, war of 1812, WarCraft1812

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Votes:	7678
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dimension Hops:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the battles are as epic as the war of 1812…or the peanut butter vs jelly showdown, depending on who you ask! Join us and you might just score some cranberry seeds from my uncle, who once sailed the high seas on a raft made for two fat ladies (complete with granny panty lining, of course).

But that’s not all – on our server, oak wood is a mystery that can only be unlocked with a $50 donation…or maybe just a friendly chat with our resident loafers expert who stores his shoes in a government-sanctioned cubbyhole (definitely not the dishwasher, though).

So come on down and join the madness – we don’t have recess chocolate milk, but we do have plenty of laughs and adventures waiting for you!

UnoButtonCreature Minecraft SMP

2017, boards, controversy, Creatures, dating back, discussion, forum, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, Nuking, Online Community, Opinions, picrelated, slow boards, smp, social media, Thoughts, Threads, trolling, uno button, UnoButtonCreature, viral phenomenon

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4826	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magic Items Found:	2526
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: a group of mischievous creatures running amok, causing mayhem and pressing buttons that result in nuking entire boards. Yes, you heard that right. These creatures are so unpredictable that you never know what they’ll do next.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to witness these insane events firsthand. Who knows, you might even become friends with one of these crazy creatures and join them in their antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but trust us, it’s worth it.

MomzillaRescueMission

AITAH, alzheimer’s, aps, Attention, caregiving, Complaints, Conflict, dementia, drama queen, Elderly, ENERGY, husband, INCONVENIENCE, mom, MomzillaRescueMission, MONEY, Moving in, not working, parents, patience, Siblings

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4712
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	32	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6805	Zombie Dances:	8

Are you tired of dealing with drama queens and family feuds in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

On our server, you can escape the chaos of caring for elderly parents and instead focus on building the ultimate virtual empire. No need to worry about APS showing up at your door because someone complained about your building skills – here, you’re free to create whatever your heart desires.

And if you’re worried about your mother-in-law moving in and causing trouble, fear not! On our server, she can’t complain about your housekeeping or lack of attention – she’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs family squabbles when you can have a blast building and exploring in the world of Minecraft?

GoosebumpGamer Minecraft SMP

blood-curdling, bone-chilling, CHILLS, creepy, eerie, Frightening, GoosebumpGamer, goosebumps, hair-raising, Haunting, heart-stopping, HORRIFYING, Macabre, Minecraft, nerve-wracking, petrifying, Scary, smp, spine-tingling., spooky, Terrifying, Thrilling, unsettling

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8452
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Emeralds Found:	6947
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Do you know what gives me goosebumps? The thought of missing out on the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there! Picture this: a land filled with giant chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs, a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move, and a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you step foot in this world, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

CelebHateCraft

actions, Admiration, attitude, Behavior, BETRAYAL, CelebHateCraft, Celebrity, change of heart, Disappointment, disillusionment, Downfall, fallen star, Fame, former idol, hate, Media, personal reasons, public image, Redemption, scrutiny

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9567
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Crops Grown:	4710	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the craziness you could ever want! Imagine a world where llamas ride pigs, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP battles with famous celebrities like Justin Bieber, who will serenade you with his hits before trying to blow you up with TNT (watch out for those high notes!). Or maybe you’ll come face to face with Taylor Swift, who will try to lure you in with her catchy tunes before turning into a werewolf and chasing you through the forests.

But that’s not all! Our server also has custom mini-games like “Dance Dance Revolution: Minecraft Edition” where you can show off your best dance moves and earn special rewards like a pet chicken that lays golden eggs (yes, really).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking cow who gives out free diamonds (true story).