We don’t care if you paid $1000 or $100,000 for your hair or pool, all we care about is having a good time and standing up for our kids. So if you’re ready to defend your pool rights and show off your epic Minecraft skills, then this is the server for you. Plus, who knows, you might even encounter some crazy hair-related drama along the way. Join now and let the pool party begin!
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BroSisCraft: Eff Off GF!
Boundaries, BroSisCraft, brother, Butthurt, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, Eff, family, Girlfriend, hair, Heat, home, insensitive, MONEY, parenting, Pool, Rude, SPLASH, YellingWelcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate anyone messing with our kids or our pools! Join us and unleash your inner pool warrior as you splash and jump to your heart’s content. -
ShirtlessSteve in SMP
backyard, Beach, Circumstances, comfort, Exercise, hot weather, House, lounging, Men, outside, personal preference, Pool, privacy, reddit, Relaxation, shirtless, ShirtlessSteve, smp, Summer, Sunbathing, swimming, yard workHey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is fully clothed all the time? Well, do we have the server for you! Our SMP is so wild and crazy that you’ll find yourself shirtless in no time. Whether you’re battling creepers in the nude or building a giant statue of yourself without a shirt on, this server is the place to let your Minecraft nipples fly free.Join us for epic shirtless adventures like the time we all decided to have a shirtless dance party in the middle of a lava pit, or when we held a shirtless fishing competition and things got a little too real. And don’t even get me started on our annual shirtless skin contest, where the winner gets a diamond chestplate… but no shirt!
So if you’re ready to strip down and get crafty, come join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. Who needs armor when you’ve got confidence and a bare chest? Let’s get shirtless, baby!
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BalkCraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade
200928978, balk, BalkCraft, banter, Beach, blocky, Brigade, Edition, heat exhaustion, heat index, heat stroke, heat wave, hot weather, humidity, hydration, outdoor activities, Pool, Scorching, smp, stay cool, Summer, Sun, sunscreen, sweat, TemperatureAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is hotter than a lava pit in the Nether! Join us for the “It’s Hot Weather Again Edition” where the sun is always shining and the mobs are always on fire (literally).Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of angry llamas wearing sunglasses. The player had to defeat them in a dance-off to claim the loot. True story.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets bragging rights and a chicken-shaped trophy made out of solid gold (not really, but we can dream).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. It’s hot, it’s crazy, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server. See you in the game, adventurer!