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Loot Land Minecraft Server

10 stacks, all over, Be me, Fendi, Fragrance, Land, Loot, Minecraft, pee pee, poo poo, Server, Situation, waste it, what do

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7765
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Mines Excavated:	1542	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Potions Brewed:	168	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: You log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Why, you ask? Because on this server, pigs are the rulers and they demand to be treated like royalty. Want to join a faction? How about teaming up with the llamas who have formed their own llama mafia and are running the server’s underground black market for rare items. And don’t even get me started on the secret disco party that happens every full moon where the creepers show off their sick dance moves. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other, come join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

Poo Poo Patrol: Minecraft Madness

Assholes, Behavior, bullying, childish, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSING, Friends, group, immature, inappropriate, insensitive, Karnacans, laughed, madness, Minecraft, mocking, pants, Patrol, pee pee, Poo, poo poo, ridicule, stood by, teasing

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2189
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so wild that they make the Karnacans look like angels! 🤣 Join us for a crazy ride filled with poo poo and pee pee jokes that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of players surrounds you and starts doing the poo poo dance. You can’t help but join in, because on this server, we embrace our inner child and let loose with our bodily functions! 💩

But that’s not all – our community is so tight-knit that we have our own secret language made up entirely of fart noises. You haven’t truly experienced Minecraft until you’ve navigated our world using only the sound of your own gas! 🌬️

So why wait? Join us today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft server on the internet. Who needs diamonds when you have poo poo jokes and pee pee pranks to keep you entertained for hours on end? 😉

CrushGoneSMP – Minecraft SMP

CrushGoneSMP, first crush, first love, HEARTBREAK, high school crush, high school heartbreak, high school memories, high school relationships, high school romance, high school sweetheart, lost love, Minecraft, Nostalgia, puppy love, smp, teenage crush, teenage crushes, teenage heartbreak, teenage memories, teenage relationships, unrequited love, young love, young romance

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3168
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Remember that time your first high school crush disappeared mysteriously? Well, rumor has it they joined our Minecraft SMP and never looked back! Join us for a chance to reunite with your lost love and maybe even build a pixelated palace together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your happily ever after in the world of blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to potentially find true love in the most unexpected of places. Join now and see where the adventure takes you!

SelfLoathingCraft

Insecurity, low self-esteem, negative self-talk, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self improvement, self loathing, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-hatred, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, SelfLoathingCraft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7136
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	4446	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	2560

Are you tired of living in a world where your only option is to be yourself? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be anyone you want to be! Want to be a unicorn riding a flying pig? Done. Want to be a ninja turtle fighting off zombie villagers? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless!

Join our server and say goodbye to boring old reality. Here, you can let your imagination run wild and create a world that is truly your own. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden talent for building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks. The sky’s the limit on our server!

CrimeaCraft Minecraft Server

Air Force, aircraft, annexation, Black sea, Conflict, CrimeaCraft, Defense, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military presence, Minecraft, naval forces, occupied Crimea, russia, Russian airfields, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian Navy

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4762
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	3379
Votes:	3588	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian airfields in occupied crimea have been turned into giant pixel art creations! watch as ukrainian navy sailors ride flying pigs and battle it out with creepers and zombies! the only way to save the airfields is by joining our server and building the biggest, baddest base ever seen in the minecraft world! who needs airplanes when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor? join now and be a part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience!

LeakCraft: Shukr’s Downfall

Conflict, Downfall, Espionage, Factionalism, hezbollah, Hezbollah factionalism, Hezbollah news, intelligence, intelligence leak, internal leak, internal strife, investigation, LeakCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, political instability, political turmoil, Report, security breach, security threat, Shukr’s elimination, Shukrs, Terrorism

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4767
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17
Votes:	693	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10

join our epic minecraft server where we have hezbollah tearing itself apart looking for internal leak that led to shukr’s elimination – report. we have crazy drama like this happening all the time, you never know what will happen next! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, like virtual pizza and virtual ice cream. why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this insanity? join now and see what all the fuss is about!

AgelessCraft

ageing, AgelessCraft, Aging population, demographic change, demographic trends, generational shift, human lifespan, life expectancy, life span., mortality, mortality rate, mortality risk, population aging, population analysis, population decline, population dynamics, population dynamics analysis, population growth, population projection, population statistics, population trends

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1581
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Dimension Hops:	9
Ores Mined:	6872	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

yo, join our epic minecraft server cuz we got a secret potion that makes you younger every time you die in the game. imagine respawning as a baby and having to start all over again, but this time with a fresh set of teeth and a diaper.

we also have a magical unicorn that poops out diamonds every hour on the hour. just follow the rainbow trail and you’ll find yourself a shiny new gem to add to your collection.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? he’s not the best at flying yet, but he’s getting there. just hold on tight and watch out for the fireballs shooting out of his butt.

so come on over to our server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. who needs reality when you can have this kind of craziness?

Green House 1.14.2 Minecraft Server

#1.14.2, Friends, Gaming, Green House, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5582
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5975	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Atmospheric vanilla server for playing with friends or by yourself =)

46.174.53.129

Buck the Bucket Minecraft: Where Farming, Mining, and Fishing are just a bucket away! Join the adventures now!

advanced enchantments, Adventures, and Fishing, Buck, bucket, Custom Claiming, custom spawners, Enchantments Galore, Enhanced Farming, Envoy Crates, Farming, Fishing, Jobs & Skills, Join, Land claiming, Minecraft, Mining, Progression System, Quest System, Ranking & Prestiging, Shops Galore, smp, Voting Crates

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9166
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Magic Items Found:	5760

Minecraft Server Overview

IP
JAVA – mc.bucketry.net
Bedrock – mc.bucketry.net:19132
Discord: https://discord.gg/eZXqDPj3kE
Wiki – https://bucketry.net

Welcome to Bucketry Minecraft, where your ultimate Minecraft adventure begins!

🌍 Dive into a world brimming with endless possibilities and challenges—survival is just the start. Here’s what you can look forward to in Bucketry Minecraft:

🏰 Progression System: Rise through the ranks, conquer challenges, and become a legendary player in our immersive universe.
🛒 Shops Galore: Build your empire with a variety of server and player shops, where treasures and riches await.
💼 Jobs & Skills: Take on exciting jobs and hone your skills to stand out in the survival world.
🌟 Custom Spawners: Create your unique creature kingdom with custom spawners, shaping a realm like no other.
🔮 Enchantments Galore: Unlock over 200 advanced enchantments to craft legendary items that will leave others in awe.
📦 Envoy Crates & Voting Crates: Open crates filled with surprises and rewards, a token of our appreciation for your loyalty.
🗺️ Custom Claiming: Protect your territory with our custom claiming system, fortifying your presence with style.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the IP for the Java version?	The IP for the Java version is mc.bucketry.net
What is the IP for the Bedrock version?	The IP for the Bedrock version is mc.bucketry.net:19132
Is there a Discord server for Bucketry Minecraft?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/eZXqDPj3kE

CozyCraft Minecraft Server

Adversity, blog general, chitchat, cozy Sunday, CozyCraft, Deep Waters, EFN, eight months, Escape From Neetdom, germany, Germany work, growth, Minecraft, mommy’s house, outside country, overcoming challenges, Personal Blog, personal growth, questions, Scared, Server, work

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5717
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can Escape From Neetdom and embark on a wild adventure! Join us as we navigate through the treacherous lands of Germany, where we work our butts off to save a little bit (of what, you ask? Who knows!).

Are you ready to grow through adversity and take on challenges that will test your limits? Our server is the perfect place for you to throw yourself into deep waters and see if you sink or swim (hopefully not literally, that would be a bit concerning).

Join us as we embark on this crazy journey together, where the goal is to survive for eight months (or however long we can hold out for, let’s be real). Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get into along the way – from building epic structures to battling mobs, the possibilities are endless.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and let’s see if you have what it takes to Escape From Neetdom and emerge victorious! (Disclaimer: Mommy’s house not included in the game, sorry not sorry)

The Redditpool 3 SMP Experience

Decade, Entertainment, Experience, funny, generation, Hit, humor, internet, jokes, Laughter, meme, millennial comedy, Pool, reddit, redditpool, Sitcom, smp, social media, stand up, streaming, television, trending, viral

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2938
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build your very own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because who needs stone when you can have bling bling, am I right?).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Will you challenge him to a duel and claim his throne? Or will you join forces with the llamas and start a rebellion against the oppressive chicken regime? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

ExWifeInMyHouse Minecraft Server

apartment building, bathroom, Company, Dinner, EMBARRASSMENT, ex wife, ExWifeInMyHouse, Friends, guests, home, Kids, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Nice, normal, Rude, Server, SNACKS, Son, tacky, Upset, Visitors

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6308
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Void Gems Collected:	21
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is served hotter than a freshly baked cake? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time my ex-wife barged into my dinner party with her kids in tow.

Imagine the chaos as she interrupted our meal, only to be stopped for a chat by some of my friends! And don’t even get me started on the scandalous discussions that followed after she left. It was a showdown of epic proportions, with accusations flying left and right.

But hey, if you’re into that kind of drama and chaos, then this is the Minecraft server for you! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous moments that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about online gaming. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!