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DonbasCowboyCraft

Conflict, death, Donbas Cowboy, DonbasCowboyCraft, eastern europe, foreign correspondent, international relations, investigative journalism, Journalism, Killed, Media, Military Action, Moscow, Politics, Propaganda, Propagandist, russia, Russian troops, Ukraine, US, War

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5755
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Star Shards Collected:	161
Potions Brewed:	61	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where the admins are like Russian troops taking out US propagandists? It’s wild, man! They call themselves the ‘Donbas Cowboys’ and they don’t mess around. If you wanna join a server that’s got some serious action and drama, this is the place to be. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna play on a server run by Russian troops? It’s like a whole new level of intensity, bro. So come on and join the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

Tumor Busters: Vortioxetine Edition

antidepressant, brain cancer, Busters, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cell biology, cell-culture dish, drug discovery, drug effectiveness, Edition, Glioblastoma, health science, inexpensive, innovative therapy, market, medical breakthrough, Medical research, pharmaceuticals, researchers, tumor, tumor growth inhibition, tumour cells, Vortioxetine

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5199
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Enchantments Applied:	242
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but also wanna cure cancer at the same time? well, this server is like that! join us and help us cure cancer with vortioxetine, the magical antidepressant that kills tumour cells in glioblastoma! we’re like doctors but in minecraft, saving lives one block at a time! come join the fun and make a difference in the world, one pixel at a time! #minecraftcurescancer #savingliveswithblocks #joinusnow

Epuucs Public Server

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2709
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Come and join Epuuc’s 1.21 Public Server! Only available for Java Edition.

Server sport a nice community with land claiming to make sure you keep your stuff safe, no PVP in your claims so you wont get killed in your house. Server also has MCMMO for some extra goals and competition between players. Invite your friends and start your 2-week grind here 🙂

mc.epuuc.dev

Georgypop SMP

1.19.4, Adventure, building, Cracked Support, creativity, Discord, Exploring, Georgypop SMP, java, Minecraft, nbs music, open world, plasmo voice mod, proximity voicechat, Random teleport, Shops, Survival, Survival World, Trading, two cities, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1388
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Dive into an open world experience where creativity and adventure thrive. Explore a vast landscape with endless possibilities, centered around two main cities bustling with life. These cities feature shops where you can trade and connect with fellow players. Whether you’re here to build, explore, or just enjoy a laid-back Minecraft experience, our server offers a straightforward, nofrills environment perfect for all types of players.

Open 1.19.4 survival world with random wild teleport using /rtp

nbs music, proximity voicechat using plasmo voice mod. linked on discord

Cracked support

Versions: 1.19.4 + Java

And so much more!

Join us and start your adventure today!

georgypop.secton.org

Vanilla SMP – Where mediocrity is the norm, just like your gameplay!

Active players, AudioPlayer, Bluemap, build contests, city building, Community Projects, cozy cottage, Discord, Dragon Elytra Drops, gameplay, global player base, Grief Protection, high-quality community, latest features, Mediocrity, Nether Exploration, norm, PVP Event, redstone engineering, respectful players, server-wide events, Simple VoiceChat, smp, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7681
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7085	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Void Armor Forged:	25
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information	Vanilla \| Java 1.21 \| Whitelisted
Server Version	1.21 – Always up to date
Player Base	Diverse, Global
Mods	– BlueMap – AudioPlayer – Simple VoiceChat – Dragon Elytra Drops

FAQ

Why Join Ordinary SMP?

Join us for a friendly and community-focused Minecraft experience with active and diverse players. We offer grief protection for builds and host server-wide events.

How do I Join?

Join us on Discord to get whitelisted and start playing on our server.

What kind of players are welcome?

We welcome builders, explorers, redstone engineers, and Minecraft enthusiasts of all kinds. As long as you’re respectful and active, you’ll fit right in.

The Block Party Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous admirer, anonymous crush, anonymous love, anonymous message, anonymous romance, BLOCK, concealed feelings, Covert Affection, Enigmatic Love, hidden, love, Minecraft, Mysterious Love, Mystery, No. 85641874, Party, Private Emotions, secret, secret admirer, secret message, Server, Unidentified Love, Unknown Admirer

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1121
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most out-of-this-world server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored world! Our server is so wild that even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music when they explode.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold waiting for you to discover. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that transports you to a land of talking animals and candy-coated mountains.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 😉🌈🦄🎉

Minecraft SMP – /pcbg/ – PC Building General

1080p, 12VHPWR, 1440p, 2160p, 4K Editing, ATX 3.0, Budget, BUILD ADVICE, building, Coolers, Country, CPU, DDR4, ddr5, gaming monitors, gaming setup, general, GPU, High FPS Gaming, Intel Raptor Lake, Minecraft, monitor specs, Motherboards, pc building, pcbg, Power Delivery, psu, RAM, RTX, rx, smp, SSD, Upgrade Advice

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3404
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Votes:	8282
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all your blocky adventures!

Join us for the most epic builds and upgrades, just like upgrading your PC with the latest and greatest components. Need advice on your build list? We got you covered, just make sure your monitor is up to par with our standards of excellence.

But beware of the dreaded 12VHPWR! Make sure you fully seat that connector or risk melting your connection like a lava flow. And don’t even think about using angled adapters, unless you want chaos to ensue.

We’ve got all the latest gossip on Intel Raptor Lake and RPL Refresh drama. Avoid the 13th and 14th gen CPUs like the plague, unless you want your game to crash harder than a falling anvil.

Looking for the perfect CPU for your Minecraft adventures? From HTPC browsing to extreme gaming, we’ve got the recommendations that will blow your mind. And remember, never settle for an iGPU-less CPU, unless you want your graphics to look as pixelated as a Steve skin.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just make sure your PC is up to snuff, or you might end up in a blocky nightmare worse than the Nether itself!

BlockyLoveTriangle

Apology, Asshole, BlockyLoveTriangle, Boyfriend, Breakup, cancellation fee, credit card, English, family, group date night, Grumpy, Late, Latino, RESERVATION, Rude, sister, spanglish, spoiled, sushi, wait staff, White

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	732
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Mines Excavated:	1602	Animals Bred:	62
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no Tyler-like characters ruining your fun!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero cancellation fees for reservations (because who needs that drama, am I right?). Our diverse community will have you laughing in Spanglish and building friendships that will last a lifetime.

Say goodbye to rude, ginger bbq wing-hating Tylers and hello to a world where the only thing breaking up is the blocks you mine. So come on over and join us, because life’s too short to deal with real-life drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world!

DinoDreams Minecraft SMP

Brachiosaurus, Creature, DinoDreams, Dinosaur, dinosaur lover, dream, dream pet, Extinct, FANTASY, fantasy pet, favorite dinosaur, imagination, jurassic, Minecraft, name.., pet, prehistoric, pterodactyl, smp, STEGOSAURUS, T-Rex, triceratops, velociraptor

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Towns Built:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Void Armor Forged:	21
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride around on a T-Rex named Fluffy and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and of course, dinosaurs roaming around causing mayhem. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner dino tamer and conquer the Minecraft world, then this is the place for you! Who needs a horse when you can have a Velociraptor named Sparkles to ride into battle with? Join us now and let the madness begin!

StacksOnStacksMC

bills, Cash, cash flow, cash in wallet, cash on hand, Coins, Currency, currency in circulation, currency notes, finance, financial assets, financial resources., loose change, MONEY, paper money, personal finance, physical currency, pocket money, spending money, StacksOnStacksMC, wallet

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8232
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dimension Hops:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of being broke in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be a virtual millionaire with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold! Who needs real money when you can be rolling in virtual riches? Join now and live out your wildest dreams of being a Minecraft baller!