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WishUknewSooner – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6669
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Votes:	8786	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Potions Brewed:	199	Towns Built:	1

That diamonds are actually useless on this server because our currency is obsidian blocks. So instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for lava pits to turn into obsidian. Trust me, it’s way more fun.
That the sheep on this server are actually undercover spies sent by the evil Ender Dragon to steal your loot. So make sure to keep an eye on those sneaky woolly creatures!
That our server’s founder is actually a wizard who can turn any block into a giant cake. So if you join, you’ll never have to worry about food again because everything is cake! And who wouldn’t want to live in a world made of cake?

EzPzCraft – Not as Hard as They Say!

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1294
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Join our Minecraft server and find out for yourself! We promise, mining for diamonds is easier than tying your shoelaces in this wacky world. Our server is so magical, even creepers are afraid of exploding because they might miss out on all the fun!

Rumor has it, our server is actually run by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they only steal your blocks to build you a surprise castle made entirely of gold!

If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking pigs who will trade you enchanted items for bacon. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can challenge the legendary Chicken King to a dance-off for the chance to win a pair of enchanted feather boots that make you jump higher than a slime on a trampoline.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen)!

PakOilCraft: Fueling Destiny

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4928
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Void Armor Forged:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

OMG GUYS, SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE PAKISTAN BUT WITH OIL AND STUFF. LIKE, LITERALLY, WE FOUND OIL IN MINECRAFT AND IT’S GONNA CHANGE OUR DESTINY.

JOIN US IF YOU WANNA BE A PART OF THIS EPIC JOURNEY TO RICHES AND FAME. WE’RE GONNA BE ROLLIN’ IN DIAMONDS AND EMERALDS, Y’ALL.

ALSO, DID I MENTION THERE’S A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR FILLED WITH TREASURE? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A REAL-LIFE (OR MINECRAFT-LIFE) TREASURE HUNT.

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND BECOME A LEGEND IN THE LAND OF OIL-RICH PAKISTAN. LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN!

Crafty Automation: No Bots Allowed!

Allowed, artisan, artisanal, Authenticity, Automation, Bots, Craftsmanship, Crafty, Handmade, handmade movement, handmade products, handmade services, human touch, human-made, job security, Jobs, Lawyers, personalized, real people, recruitment process, traditional craftsmanship, Unique, value proposition

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9176	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a handmade masterpiece in a world of automated garbage. We ain’t no robots runnin’ dis joint, we got real peeps makin’ sure u have da best time ever.

Imagine dis, u log on and suddenly u in a world where pigs can talk and chickens can dance. U buildin’ a castle made of diamonds while ridin’ a unicorn. And guess what? The unicorns poop out rainbow blocks for u to use in your buildin’ adventures.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. Creepers doin’ the cha-cha, zombies breakin’ it down, and skeletons showin’ off their sick dance moves.

So come on over to our Minecraft server, where the only thing automated is the fun. Join us and be part of a community where handmade is the only way to play. Let’s get crafty, baby!

Elongasome Curvature Craft

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Animals Bred:	127	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	32

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got outer membrane porin-lipoprotein complex action going on! we got crazy elongasome movement that will blow ur mind and establish cell curvature like u never seen before!

we got Rhodospirillum rubrum up in here, doin its thang and makin our server the most lit place to be! join now for the most outrageous minecraft experience of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Genshin Impact Minecraft Server?

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7067
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Towns Built:	9

Genshin Impact is an open-world action role-playing game developed and published by miHoYo. It features a fantasy world called Teyvat, where players control a traveler searching for their lost sibling. The game is known for its gacha system, which allows players to obtain new characters and weapons through in-game currency. Genshin Impact has gained immense popularity for its stunning visuals, engaging gameplay, and free-to-play model.

Welcome to Macaroni-land, where the pasta is al dente and the PvP is extra cheesy!

atmosphere, Brewery, Cheesy, Community, dente, EXPERIMENTAL, EXTRA, Factions, macaroniland, out, pasta, Place, Player-owned, Plugins, PvP, requested, rp, Shop, Skills, SMPs, Starter Kit, Survival, Terrible, trinkets, try, Writing

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2872
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Potions Brewed:	67	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Minecraft Server Details

Java IP	37.10.122.12:25984
Bedrock IP	37.10.122.12 PORT 25984

Join our Discord community

Mac land is a survival server with an old-school SMP vibe, featuring PvP, a friendly atmosphere, and a unique community. The server has been running for a few months and has established a small but active player base. There are several towns to explore, a simple spawn shop, player-owned shops, a starter kit, experimental skills, and various community-requested plugins like brewery and RP features.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running for a few months.
What can players expect on the server?	Players can expect a survival experience with PvP, a friendly community, towns to explore, shops, starter kits, experimental skills, and various plugins.
Is there a Discord community for the server?	Yes, players can join the Discord community at https://discord.gg/Y9KWkNWucA.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or in-game rules for more information.

Crafty Memory Minecraft Server

ANCESTORS, ancestral heritage, ancestral history, ancestral sex, Crafty, familial genetics, familial history, familial lineage, family history, Family tree, Genealogy, generational history, generational sex, genetic heritage, heritage, lineage, Memory, Minecraft, Server, sexual ancestry, sexual genealogy, sexual genetics, sexual history, sexual lineage

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Towns Built:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Star Shards Collected:	174
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you come from a long line of sex-havers! Yes, that’s right, every single one of your ancestors has gotten down and dirty to ensure your existence. Join us and continue the tradition of being a part of a family tree filled with passionate love-making!

But that’s not all, on our server, you’ll find the rarest and most elusive mobs, like the legendary Horny Enderman who can’t stop checking you out, or the Seductive Creeper who winks at you before exploding in a cloud of heart-shaped confetti.

And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Love Shack” area, where players can build their own romantic getaways complete with heart-shaped beds, rose petal trails, and mood-setting music discs playing in the background.

So come on over and join our server, where love is in the air and the only thing more abundant than diamonds is the passion of your ancestors!

”> Art Minecraft SMP”

art, bold, bratty banter, Bread, extroverted, fat tits, loud, Minecraft, nepo hires, pizza, pokemon autists, sana is beeeeeg, smp, thick accent

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1907
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Alien Abductions:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness Nepo hiring random players to do his bidding, Sana claiming to be a massive cat (meow!), and bread and pizza becoming the ultimate power couple.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of Pokemon autists who will battle it out in epic showdowns, all while sporting thick accents and loud personalities. And let’s not forget about the players with fat tits who bring their bratty banter to the table, making every conversation a wild ride.

So if you’re looking for a server filled with extroverted and bold players who will keep you entertained for hours on end, then look no further. Join us and embrace the madness!

CraftyClosetClash

belongings, Boundaries, CLOSET, clothes, clothing, Communication, compromise, CraftyClosetClash, decluttering, equality, finances, home, Moving, organization, partner, personal items, possessions, relationship, Respect, Space

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9589
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of dealing with closet drama in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can hoard as many virtual clothes as you want without anyone judging you! Our server is a safe space for all your pixelated fashion needs.

Join us and experience the thrill of organizing your virtual closet without any unwanted opinions from your partner. No more arguments about how many diamond helmets is too many – on our server, the limit does not exist!

Don’t let real-life closet wars bring you down, escape to our Minecraft server where you can be the fashionista you were always meant to be. Plus, no one will ever tell you that you have “too many clothes” here – in fact, the more, the merrier!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life closet drama once and for all. Who knew organizing virtual clothes could be so liberating?