Poni Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Baited Rats & Flying Shit Minecraft Server

Audience, Bait, BAITED, chuuba, Content Creator, Drop, ENGAGEMENT, flying, flying shit, give up, gura, insane rats, lack of streams, Minecraft, MONEY, Ocean, Online Community, Rats, Server, Shit, streaming, subbed, Support, viewership, Watching

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1965
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
New Chunks Explored:	37907	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or crazy adventures? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into an ocean of bait, insane rrats, and flying sht – yes, you heard that right, flying sht!

Join our server and embark on wild chuuba hunts, where you’ll have to outsmart the rrats and dodge the flying sh*t to claim your prize. And don’t worry about lack of streams, because we have a special feature where Gura herself will pop in to stream while you play.

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Cash Money Minecraft SMP

000, 100, bonds, Cash, Diversification, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Planning, high return, income generation, Investment, long-term growth, low management, Minecraft, MONEY, mutual funds, passive income, portfolio management, real estate, retirement planning, risk management, smp, stock market, ways to invest, wealth building

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2767
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old investment opportunities that require actual work? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! With just $100k, you can join our server and invest in virtual diamonds that will generate you endless income with zero management involved.

Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden diamond mine in our server and suddenly become the richest player in town. You’ll have other players begging to join your diamond empire and you’ll be rolling in virtual riches in no time.

But beware, there are rival players who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and overthrow your reign as the wealthiest player. It’s a cutthroat world out there in our Minecraft SMP, but the rewards are worth the risk.

So why waste your money on boring real-life investments when you can join our server and become a virtual diamond tycoon? Join now and start your journey to Minecraft riches today!

Xanny.World Minecraft server

Anarchy mode, Auto-mine, Beginners, Cases, Community, Development, donation system, experienced, gameplay, Interaction, Jobs, Journey, Minecraft, Pets, PvP, Server, Starter Kit, Survival, Unique Content, vulture servers, world, Xanny

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7772
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Votes:	6658

Welcome to our new server!

We are pleased to introduce you to a unique survival world that is just beginning its journey. Our server offers exciting opportunities for players of all levels – from beginners to experienced masters. Here you can not only survive, but also develop in a friendly and active atmosphere.

We have a donation system that will help support the server and its development. Thanks to your contributions, we can add new features, improve gameplay and create unique content.

In the near future, we plan to expand our project by adding an anarchy mode with vulture servers, where you can test your skills in PvP and interaction with other players. Join us on this exciting journey and become part of our growing community!

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Flawless Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, blemish, blunder, criticism, critique, Defect, error, Fault, fault detection, fault finding, Find a flaw, flaw finding, FLAWLESS, imperfection, Issue, Minecraft, misstep, mistake, nitpicking, oversight, Problem, Server, slip-up, Weakness

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4303
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show, where the best-dressed llama wins a trip to the moon (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?)

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dab Blocky, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the singing creepers – they’re a hoot!

I Hate This Dickhead Minecraft SMP

dickhead, frustrating individual, hate, i hate, irritating behavior, long tail tags: annoying person, Minecraft, smp, this dickhead

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7650
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Farms Harvested:	600

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with sweaty try-hards and toxic players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake (yes, even the creepers)!

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of our wacky, unpredictable world? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Lost Election Minecraft Server

consequences, controversy, criticism, Defeat, Democracy, Downfall, election, fascist, Kristallnacht, leadership, Lost, mask off, Minecraft, opposition, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, Server, trump

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8286
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Star Shards Collected:	217
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	60
Emeralds Found:	2925	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where even Trump couldn’t handle the intensity! This server is so wild that even the most powerful politicians can’t handle the heat. Join us for a chance to witness crazy events like Trump losing the election and throwing a tantrum like never before. We’ve got mobs crazier than his tweets and challenges that will make you question reality. So mask off and join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible – even a fascist calling for a Kristallnacht!

The one… Minecraft SMP

assume, assumption, bullshit, COMEBACK, Fan, getting, GRAND, HATER, Like.., mad, Minecraft, Months, Npc, One, response, series, shitting, smp, spread, Trash

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of drama and redemption! Our server is filled with players who love to stir up controversy and then pretend like they were always fans of whatever they were trashing. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow up your house. So come on, join us and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of fake fandom and backstabbing NPCs. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Babes, blocky, bugmen, Cartesian Theatre, Closed Beta Testing, collaboration event, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, GF1 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 1, Girls’ Frontline 2, Gray, Isolation Forest, lore material, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, news events, Phantom Thief Artistry, PNC Resources, pre-register, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, Server, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Tourists, translated story

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6434
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine building your dream castle while fending off hordes of zombie chickens and exploding sheep. That’s right, our server is filled with wacky mobs that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to watch out for the lurking seaniggers and discord trannies – they’re always up to no good. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Big Steaming Minecraft SMP Dump

bathroom break, bathroom etiquette, bathroom humor, bathroom sounds, bathroom surprise, big, big dump, comedic relief, comedic timing, dump, FARTING, flatulence, funny, gas, gross, Minecraft, prrrrrrrrrrt, Smelly, smp, Steaming, STINKY, Surprise, toilet humor, unexpected

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8500
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	766	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Void Gems Collected:	40	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magic Items Found:	1308	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!

Blessed Women Minecraft Server

Admiration, appreciation, Blessed, Blessing, Duality, empowerment, equality, female leaders, female power, feminism, Gratitude, Influential women, inspirational women, love, Minecraft, role models, Server, Strong Women, Support, Women, women in society, WOMENS RIGHTS, world

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2685
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Farms Harvested:	617
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where women are worshipped like goddesses and duality reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a group of friendly llamas who taught them how to build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks. But that’s not all – they also discovered a secret underground disco party where the skeletons were busting out some killer dance moves!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep in the mines, there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas who challenge players to a game of tic-tac-toe for a chance to win it all. And let’s not forget about the giant chickens that roam the land, clucking their way into players’ hearts.

So come on down to our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it – after all, who doesn’t love a good dose of duality and women power in their gaming experience?