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CraftyMaduroWinsLOL

authoritarian regime, controversy, CraftyMaduroWinsLOL, DECLARATION, Democracy, Disputed, elections, electoral fraud, Electoral Process, EU, Evidence, Government, international relations, Latin America, legitimacy, Maduro, opposition, Politics, south america, Venezuela, Victory

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5661
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	27	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the president of venezuela declares victory in elections? well, this server is the place for u! come join us and witness the madness as maduro tries to prove he won without any evidence. it’s a wild ride, so hop on and see what other crazy shenanigans await on this server. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? come on, u know u wanna be a part of this chaotic fun!

CraftyCountryKids

Access, children, Community, Connection, countryside, CraftyCountryKids, Environment, health, Impact, location, Nature, outdoors, research, Resources, Rural, socioeconomic status, socioeconomics, study, upbringing, Urban, well-being

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7237
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. OUR VIRTUAL LANDSCAPE IS SO LIT, YOU’LL FORGET YOU’RE EVEN IN A SIMULATION.

WE GOT TREES THAT TALK AND DIAMONDS THAT SING. OUR VIRTUAL ECONOMY IS SO LIT, YOU’LL BE ROLLING IN VIRTUAL RICHES IN NO TIME.

FORGET ABOUT REAL LIFE, COME JOIN US AND LET YOUR INNER CHILD RUN WILD. OUR SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE ON A PERMANENT VACATION IN THE MOST EPIC FANTASY LAND EVER.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED. YOU WON’T REGRET IT, OR MAYBE YOU WILL, BUT IT’LL BE A FUN REGRET.

ShieldmaidenCraft Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, battle, challenge, Combat, Conquer, control, discipline, DOMINANCE, fierce, formidable, Minecraft, obey, power, Server, Shieldmaiden, ShieldmaidenCraft, strength, STRONG, Swedish, Viking, warrior, warrior woman, woman warrior

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9492
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Potions Brewed:	94	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you ready to conquer the virtual world with your epic Minecraft skills? Join our server and prove your worth by taming a fierce Swedish shieldmaiden! Show her who’s boss and make her follow your every command as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who knew virtual domination could be so fun and hilarious? Join now and show off your Minecraft prowess in the most outrageous way possible!

Minecraft SMP: AFL – The Final (H&A) Showdown

AFL, AFL game, assault, Carlton, Carlton’s place, Dogs, FINAL, final game, fred, ha, Higgins, home advantage, home final, Lads, Minecraft, Mr Higgins, must win, overtake, PORT, Secure, showdown, smp, the final, WIN

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2673
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mines Excavated:	3459
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Enchantments Applied:	168	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Buildings Constructed:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Dogs are in! That’s right, we have a pack of wild dogs roaming around the server causing mischief and mayhem. Can you tame them and make them your loyal companions? Only time will tell.

2. Carlton got assaulted by Mr. Higgins. Who is Mr. Higgins, you ask? No one knows, but Carlton is out for revenge and he needs your help to take down this mysterious assailant. Will you join forces with Carlton or will you choose to fight against him? The choice is yours.

3. Fred must win to overtake Carlton’s place in the top 8. Forget about building cool structures or mining for resources, the real competition on this server is between Fred and Carlton. Will Fred be able to dethrone Carlton and claim his spot in the top 8? Only time will tell.

4. Port must win to secure a home final. What is a home final, you ask? No one knows, but Port is determined to win it at all costs. Will you join their team and help them secure victory, or will you choose to stand in their way and claim the title for yourself? The choice is yours, but remember, the stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, drama, and hilarity that awaits you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Race4Aesthetic

Aesthetic, asian, beauty, Body, Brains, cultural appropriation, dance choreography, friendship, Identity, individual problems, Korean, Kpop, online friend, poc, Race, Race4Aesthetic, ranting, Screen SHaring, Stereotypes, US, weird

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2779
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Buildings Constructed:	30	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all races and cultures, even if you just want to be Asian for the aesthetics! Join us for a wild ride filled with Kpop dance parties and discussions about the beauty, brains, and body of different races. Who knows, you might even have a silent 30-minute argument with your friend about race and aesthetics before bonding over something else. So come on, join us and let’s all be aesthetic together in this crazy Minecraft world!

GriefCraft: Oops, Wrong Portal!

bereavement, comforting a friend, comforting words, Condolences, coping with grief, dealing with loss, Emotional support, expressing condolences, grief support, GriefCraft, grieving parent, Grieving Process, healing after loss, inappropriate remarks, insensitive comments, loss of a child, mourning parent, Oops, Portal, supporting a grieving parent, Sympathy, words of comfort, words of empathy, wrong

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3719
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7333	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Crops Grown:	4706	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Emeralds Found:	1042	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so awesome that even griefing parents can’t resist joining in on the fun! We have griefing competitions where the goal is to make the most outrageous and over-the-top builds to impress our resident griefing parents. Trust us, you’ve never seen griefing like this before!

But that’s not all – we also have special events where griefing parents can show off their best “worst” jokes and insults to win epic prizes. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as insane as it is hilarious, look no further! Join us today and let the madness begin!

ToothGrow Minecraft Server

clinical trial, Dental, dental care, dental innovation, dental procedure, dental research, dental science, dental technology, dental treatment, grow teeth, Japan, Medical research, Medicine, Minecraft, oral health, regenerative medicine, Server, tooth development, tooth growth, tooth regeneration, tooth replacement, tooth restoration, ToothGrow

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3562
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Divine Spears Created:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Towns Built:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

lol imagine a world where u can grow teeth like a shark just by playing minecraft! join our server and be part of the clinical trial in japan for this insane new medicine! become a toothy powerhouse and chomp through blocks like never before! who needs diamonds when u got teeth like these?! come join us and be a part of this groundbreaking experiment! grow teeth, grow power, grow…minecraft? just join already!

Heblocraft Air Strike!

aerial assault, Air, airstrikes, counterterrorism efforts, Defense, defense tactics, Heblocraft, hezbollah, Israeli Air Force, Israeli defense forces, Israeli military, jets, lebanon, Middle East conflict, military operation, military strategy, national security, preemptive strike, regional tensions, SECURITY, strike, Targets, Terrorism

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8831
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Void Gems Collected:	32	Towns Built:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s den! We got one hundred Israeli air force jets flying around, blowing up thousands of Hezbollah targets like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and pigs and stuff. Join us and be part of the craziest battle you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history! Plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone who joins. So what are ya waiting for? Come join the chaos and let’s have some fun!

Tarkin’s GrannyCraft

Character, Commander, Evil, family, fictional character, film, galactic empire, Grand Moff Tarkin, Grandma Tarkin, grandmother, GrannyCraft, leader, lineage, Military, Movie, Saga, Sci Fi, space opera, Star Wars, Tarkin family, Tarkins, Villain

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5516
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mines Excavated:	4973	Void Armor Forged:	25
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

so, like, have u ever wondered what it would be like to chill with Grand Moff Tarkin’s mother’s mother, Grandma Tarkin? well, now u can on our epic minecraft server! she’s, like, the ultimate boss battle and if u defeat her, u get a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers! plus, our server is, like, haunted by ghost creepers that drop rare loot if u can catch them! also, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with zombie villagers and skeletons in top hats! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

CraftyUnity Minecraft Server

Apparel, bold, clothing, CraftyUnity, Emblem, Fandom, fashion, Holostars, merchandise, Minecraft, pride, Purchase, seethe, Server, Statement, Style, Support, symbol, trendy, unichuds, Unique, Unity, Unity Merch

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9053
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Meteorites Collected:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Are you tired of being a basic unichud in Minecraft? Do you want to make them seethe with jealousy? Then join our server and proudly wear the holostars emblem on your body! Not only will you look fabulous, but you’ll also gain special powers like the ability to summon rainbow unicorns to ride into battle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and you could be the one to claim this amazing prize!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the lolz begin!