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CraftyClan: America’s Next First Family Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9564
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	153	Zombie Dances:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9563
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to the most prestigious Minecraft server in all of the virtual world! Join us and become a part of America’s next first family – because who needs the White House when you can rule over your own pixelated kingdom?

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a house so magnificent that even the Ender Dragon was jealous. Legend has it that they now sit on a throne made entirely out of diamond blocks, ruling over their subjects with an iron pickaxe.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of creatures, from flying pigs to dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join America’s next first family and start your journey to virtual greatness today!

Renoir’s French-Approved Minecraft Server

art analysis, art appreciation, art commentary, art critique, art discussion, art evaluation, art history, art opinion, art review, famous painters, French art, French artist, french artists, French Impressionism, FrenchApproved, Impressionist painter, Minecraft, Pierre-Auguste Renoir, Renoir artwork, Renoir paintings, Renoirs, Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	104
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of art and adventure! Join us and immerse yourself in a world inspired by the one and only Pierre-Auguste Renoir.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, a beautiful Renoir painting appears before your eyes! But be careful, because some of these paintings might come to life and challenge you to an epic paintball battle.

And that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Renoir Ender Dragon, a majestic creature that breathes colorful fire and can only be defeated by wielding the power of a paintbrush.

So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your inner artist while embarking on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Twinless Family Fun Minecraft Server

Boundaries, childcare, Communication, compromise, Conflict, cousins, exhaustion, family, Frustration, Fun, Grandparents, holidays, Jealousy, Minecraft, parenting, possessiveness, relationships, Server, Siblings, Summer, travel, Twinless, Understanding, visitation

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1496
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Are you tired of being used as a free daycare service during your own holidays? Do you want to avoid surprise visits from your brother’s kids while trying to enjoy some quality time with your own family? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a virtual escape where you can finally have some peace and quiet without being bombarded by unexpected guests. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any unwanted interruptions.

Escape the chaos of family drama and enjoy some much-needed alone time with your loved ones. Build, explore, and create memories without the hassle of being used as a babysitter. Say goodbye to exhausting family obligations and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and reclaim your summer holidays from unwanted visitors. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CheckMateCraft

ah, Apology, Ban, CC receipts, CheckmateCraft, childfree, Cops, Divorce, dream job, Drunk, finances, friendship, hysterical, July 4th celebration, Kids, Lifestyle, lunch, millionaire husband, SAHM, separate check, Server, tip

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5881
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to worry about crazy friends causing chaos like Emily and her unruly kids.

Join our server and leave all the real-life drama behind! No more splitting bills with entitled friends or dealing with drunk, hysterical visitors at your doorstep. Our server is a safe haven for all Minecraft players who just want to build, explore, and have a good time without any unnecessary drama.

Plus, we have exclusive in-game events where you can break your friend’s nose and finger (virtually, of course) without any real-life consequences. So come join us and leave all the craziness behind – because in our server, the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks!

ToxicCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7250
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is too nice and polite? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you toxic players out there! Join us if you enjoy griefing, trolling, and causing chaos wherever you go.

Our server is like a wild west town where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a middle finger? Go for it! Want to steal all your neighbor’s diamonds and blame it on a creeper? No problem! The only rule here is that there are no rules.

But that’s not all – we also have weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ban someone from the server for a day. It’s like a virtual Thunderdome, but with more explosions and less Tina Turner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your toxic flag fly high, come join us today. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin – you’re gonna need it!

BlockyMadness

BlockyMadness, bold, bold moves, crazy, Daring, erratic, EXTREME, IMPULSIVE, impulsive actions, INSANE, insane actions, irrational, out of control, Outrageous, outrageous behavior, RECKLESS, reckless decisions, Unhinged, unhinged behavior, Wild, wild behavior

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1616
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Emeralds Found:	2648
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Alien Abductions:	1

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches players into the sky and then drops them into a pit of lava? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet! Our server is the perfect place for all you crazy builders out there who want to unleash your wildest imaginations.

We have a secret underground base where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches, but watch out for the hidden traps and surprise attacks from our resident ninja villagers. And if you’re feeling extra daring, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool? It’s the hottest attraction in town!

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level and embrace your inner madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for some seriously unhinged fun!

CraftyTrumpVancePutin

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	841
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

come join our minecraft server where putin’s bestie sergei lavrov praises trump and vance like they’re the ultimate minecraft gods. we’ve got crazy builds that will make your brain explode with joy and excitement. you’ll be mining diamonds like a pro and battling creepers like a boss. plus, our community is filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until you cry. so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!

Tooth Fairy’s Block Party

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1051
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ores Mined:	6907
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Ever wondered what would happen if Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy all met up in one place? Well, guess what? That’s basically what our Minecraft server is like!

Picture this: Santa is riding around on a sleigh pulled by creepers, the Easter Bunny is hopping around leaving colorful eggs filled with diamonds, and the Tooth Fairy is flying around collecting all the enchanted golden apples she can find.

Join our server and witness the most epic crossover event in Minecraft history! Who knows what other mythical creatures might show up? Maybe Bigfoot will start a dance party with the Loch Ness Monster, or the Chupacabra will challenge the Yeti to a snowball fight.

Don’t miss out on all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on our server. Come join us and let your imagination run wild!

Broom-ickety Split! A magical place for all your Minecraft needs: SMP, Creative, Semi-Vanilla, and more! Fly on Sundays for extra fun!

1.21, bedrock, Broomickety, Claims, classic, Creative, Dynmap, EXTRA, Fly, FlyOnSundays, Fun, java, MAGICAL, Minecraft, Pets, Place, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, SPLIT, SUNDAYS

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6701
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Love Letters Sent:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.broomstix.net
Default Ports	Specific ports provided
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running on the latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required)
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Teleport mobs with leads
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No grief allowed
Main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation in overworld and nether
In-game private messaging and player teleportation commands
Minecraft-Discord integration
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

To join the server, use the IP address play.broomstix.net in your Minecraft client.

2. Can I play on the server with both Bedrock and Java versions?

Yes, the server supports cross-play between Bedrock and Java versions, and a Java account is not required.

3. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed on the server. Players are encouraged to create and build without fear of their creations being destroyed.

Westoid Wackiness Minecraft Server

adaptation, Challenges, CHANGE, culture, Decline, Diversity, Evolution, Future, Globalization, identity crisis, Impact, Minecraft, Modernization, progress, Server, society, Technology, Traditions, transformation, VALUES, Wackiness, Western civilization, Westoid, Westoids

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3108
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Animals Bred:	165	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe!

Join us as we embark on a quest to save the Westoids from a horde of evil zombie chickens who have taken over their land. But be warned, these chickens are no ordinary poultry – they shoot lasers out of their eyes and can fly!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual llama racing competition, where the fastest llama wins a diamond-encrusted saddle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a hero in the wackiest adventure of your Minecraft life!