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CodeCrafters: Where ANONS unite to decode Minecraft signals and build epic adventures!

#covert operations, #encrypted messages, #intelligence gathering, Adventures, Anons, BUILD, code readers, CodeCrafters, communications, conspiracy theories, decode, Decoding, decoding messages, encrypted communications, ENIGMA machines, Epic, government secrets, hidden agendas, Minecraft, mysterious events, political mess, secret societies, signal readers, Signaling, Signals, Surveillance, unite, weird things

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7432
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	6462
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the comms are always buzzing with political mess! Join us for a chance to decode secret messages and uncover the truth behind the weird happenings in our virtual world. Anons, grab your ENIGMA machines and get ready for some seriously twisted adventures. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover as you navigate through this chaotic and hilarious server. Join now and be prepared for a wild ride like no other!

Viagra-Free Toilet Minecraft Server

boundary violation, confronting a family member, confronting abuse, dad’s medication, family conflict, Family issues, father daughter relationship, flushed down the toilet, harmful behavior, Inappropriate Behavior, medication disposal, Minecraft, personal safety, prescription drugs, preventing abuse, protecting oneself, Safety Measures, Server, setting boundaries, sexual abuse, TOILET, uncomfortable situation, viagra, ViagraFree

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8519
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Animals Bred:	123	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	250

Are you tired of dealing with creepy dads and their questionable medications? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and never have to worry about Viagra-fueled shenanigans again! Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle and are ready to support you through this difficult time. So come on, join us and leave those awkward family dynamics behind!

Single 8 Pin CPU Connector Minecraft SMP

8 pin CPU connector, compatibility issue, computer assembly, computer building, computer components, Computer Hardware, computer maintenance, computer repair, Connector, CPU, CPU connection, CPU power, CPU power supply, hardware compatibility, hardware installation, Minecraft, Motherboard, Pin, power cable, power connector, power supply, single, smp, system performance, technical support, Troubleshooting

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5848
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	129424
Villages Defended:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of living on the edge like the time I accidentally only connected a single 8 pin CPU connector on a motherboard and somehow it still worked! Who needs proper cable management when you have luck on your side? Plus, you never know what other crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – like building a roller coaster that launches you into the sky or accidentally unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your friend’s base. So come join us and see what kind of chaos you can create!

BandDadBeGone

alternative genres, Apologize.., Argument, Band, BandDadBeGone, bass playing, DISRESPECTFUL, family, Father, Lyrics, midwest emo, Music, punk, punk rocker, Son, stand your ground, tolerate

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4449
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Are you tired of dealing with a dad who thinks he’s the ultimate punk rocker from the 90s? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can create your own band with fellow players and rock out without any interference from overbearing parents. No more having your lyrics critiqued or being kicked out of practice for some “real bass playing” lessons.

Plus, we have a special feature where you can design your own punk rock outfits and show off your rebellious style. Let your creativity run wild as you build your own stage for epic performances that will leave your dad speechless.

Join now and say goodbye to family group chat drama and hello to a community of like-minded players who just want to have a good time. Let’s rock and roll, Minecraft style!

PutinCraft: 72 and Still Lonely

72, Birthday, birthday cards, birthday celebration, birthday greetings, birthday milestone, Birthday Party, birthday wishes, Cards, celebration, leader, lonely, long tail, political figure, president, PutinCraft, russia, tags, trickle, Vladimir Putin, world leader

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2950
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ores Mined:	9142	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

hey u, u wanna join a minecraft server where lonely vladimir putin is turning 72 and all he wants for his birthday is for u to join and play with him? he’s so sad that only a few birthday cards are trickling in, so he needs u to come and make his day! imagine the fun of building with the president of russia, maybe he’ll even teach u some secret russian building techniques. join now and make vladimir putin’s birthday the best one ever!

Pi Plays Pokémon

constants, Gaming, Gaming Challenges, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming strategy, mathematical challenges, mathematical concepts, mathematical constant, mathematical theory, Mathematics, Numbers, PLAYS, pokemon, Pokemon battles, pokemon game, Pokemon nostalgia, Pokemon strategy, strategy, video games

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5963
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	391	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3438
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

so, like, this server is, like, so epic, bro. like, imagine if a math constant, like, played a Pokemon game before you did. like, mind blown, right? well, that’s the kind of craziness you can expect on this server. like, the mobs are all, like, dressed up as Pokemon and they battle each other. it’s like a Pokemon showdown in Minecraft, bro.

and, like, the diamonds on this server are, like, extra shiny because they’re infused with the power of the math constant. so, like, when you mine them, you level up instantly and get, like, superpowers.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground base where you can, like, train your own Pokemon and battle other players? yeah, bro, it’s like a whole new world down there.

so, like, if you want to experience the ultimate crossover of math, Pokemon, and Minecraft, then you gotta join this server, bro. it’s, like, the most epic adventure you’ll ever go on.

Duck Tales: The Quackening – a not-so-vanilla Minecraft server

atmosphere, Challenges, Community, Creative, design, Discord, duck, Events, Grief Protection, hermitcraft, Mature, Minecraft, NotSoVanilla, Planning, Quackening, respectful, Server, smp, Staff, Tales, Vanilla, welcome boxes, Whitelisting

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	9166
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Server Name	Ducking SMP
Theme	Ducks
Server Type	Minecraft
Version	1.21.1
Discord	Join our Discord
Subreddit	Visit our Subreddit

Overview:

Calling all Duckies! Our server mascot may be ducks, but we offer so much more. Dive into a world of creativity and collaboration, inspired by Hermitcraft.

Why Join Us?

Quacktastic Builds: From duck statues to serene ponds.
Friendly Community: Supportive and welcoming players.
: Regular fun with awesome prizes.
Active Staff: Always here to help.
18+ Only: Mature, respectful atmosphere.
Safe Environment: Whitelisting and grief protection.
Welcome Boxes: Essentials to get you started.
Creative Server: Plan and design before building.

FAQ:

How do I join the server?

To join our server, please visit our Discord or subreddit for more information on how to apply for whitelist.

What do I need to start playing on the server?

Once you are whitelisted, you will receive a welcome box with essentials to help you get started.

Are there specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a respectful and enjoyable environment for all players. Please refer to our Discord or subreddit for the full list of rules.

Can I participate in events and challenges on the server?

Absolutely! We regularly host fun events and challenges with exciting prizes for participants. Keep an eye on our announcements for upcoming events.

Is there a minimum age requirement to join the server?

Yes, our server is for players aged 18 and above to maintain a mature atmosphere.

How can I get help if I have any issues on the server?

Our staff members are always available to assist you with any problems or questions you may have. You can reach out to them through our Discord or in-game messaging.

Tank Girls Minecraft Server

Anime, best girl, Competition, Cute girls, cute lass, favorite character, Garupan, Girls, girls und panzer, gup, high school, japanese animation, Kawaii, Military, Minecraft, moe, Schoolgirls, Server, TANK, tank battles, tank warfare, team sports, teamwork, world war II

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3424
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Void Gems Collected:	29	Villages Defended:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Are you a fan of Minecraft and cute anime girls? Well, look no further because our server is filled with the cutest lasses from GuP! Join us for a chance to battle it out with your favorite tank girls in epic PvP battles. But be warned, they may look cute, but they’ll crush you with their tank skills! So come join us for a kawaii time and see if you can handle the firepower of these adorable warriors. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Hey guys, rddt Minecraft SMP here

digital community, digital platform, discussion forum, Entertainment, funny, guys, herep, humor, internet, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Minecraft, online communication, Online Community, online interaction, pHey, rddt, reddit, remddemt, smp, social media, social-networking, Technology, viral content, web culture

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9835
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Secret Passages Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Well, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh so hard your rddt falls off, then look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and having epic battles with llamas armed with diamond swords.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers, a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, and a maze filled with hidden treasure (and a few traps, but who’s counting?).

So if you’re ready to rddt your rddt and have the time of your life, join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of rddts, because things are about to get wild!

ConcertCraft EarlyExit

Acoustics, Communication, Concert, concert behavior, concert etiquette, concert experience, ConcertCraft, Disappointment, EarlyExit, enjoyment, Expectations, feelings, leaving early, live performance, Music, perspective, PINK, relationships, Support, Understanding, vocal range

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2849
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Potions Brewed:	148
Towns Built:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Are you tired of going to concerts with your significant other and not being able to hear a single word the artist is singing? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about muddy sound or loud bass ruining your experience again!

On our server, you can build your own concert venue with perfect acoustics and invite all your friends to enjoy crystal clear performances from virtual artists like Pink. No more arguments about leaving early or ruining the show for your partner – on our server, everyone can have a blast without any drama!

So come join us and create the ultimate concert experience in Minecraft – your ears will thank you! Plus, you won’t have to worry about spending $300 on tickets, because everything is free in our virtual world. Let’s rock on together!

LessonsFromSMP – Minecraft SMP

biggest lesson, Experience, growth mindset., learning, LessonsFromSMP, life challenges, life experiences, life journey, life lessons, life lessons learned, life wisdom, Minecraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-realization, self-reflection journey, smp, wisdom

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Potions Brewed:	96	Buildings Constructed:	46
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only lesson you learn is how to build a basic house? Well, look no further because on our server, the biggest lesson you’ll learn is how to tame a wild llama and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen! Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else!