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LOLcraft – Honkai: Star Rail Shenanigans

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Emeralds Found:	8399	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the creepers! Join us for a journey like no other, where you can craft, build, and explore to your heart’s content.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine that led them to riches beyond their wildest dreams. They built a castle made entirely of emerald blocks and ruled over the land with an iron fist (literally, they had an iron sword).

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and dancing skeletons. You can ride a unicorn into battle or tame a dragon to be your loyal companion. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal to a realm filled with treasure and glory. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Blocky Boner Builders

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1397
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where maintaining an erection is the key to success! Our players have reported experiencing mind-blowing moments when they can only get hard by jerking their soft dick in the game.

Join us for a wild ride filled with excitement, adventure, and unexpected surprises. Who knew that achieving an erection could be the ultimate challenge in Minecraft?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to rise to the occasion in ways you never thought possible. This server is not for the faint of heart, but for those who are willing to go hard or go home.

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to experience Minecraft like never before. Join us now and let’s see who can keep it up the longest!

FashionCraft: Dress to Impress & Steal the Show!

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2953
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	483	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to steal his best clothes for a photo shoot! Yes, you heard that right. We have a whole town dedicated to dressing up in the finest threads and striking a pose for the camera.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you manage to steal his legendary diamond-studded suit, you will gain superpowers and be able to fly around the server like a majestic eagle. Who wouldn’t want to be the envy of all their friends with such a fabulous outfit?

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with fashion, thievery, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate while trying on a stolen tuxedo. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get stylishly silly together!

Crafty Murica: Where American Weapons Are Overrated & Players Die Like the Rest!

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7684
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we prove that American weapons are totally overrated! Join us and witness the hilarity as even the toughest players crumble like a soggy cookie when faced with our INSANE challenges.

Our server is so wild that even the mighty American weapons will fail you! That’s right, you heard it here first folks. They will die just like the rest of us if you shoot them. Don’t believe us? Come see for yourself and prepare to be amazed.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a FLYING PIG into battle, mine for diamonds with a TOOTHBRUSH, and even challenge the ENDER DRAGON to a dance-off. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember, American weapons are overrated, but our server is LEGENDARY.

TokyoCraft: Where Creepers Bow to the Sushi Masters

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4051
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	6975	Gods Slained:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you ready to embark on a hilarious Minecraft adventure like no other? Join our server and prepare to be amazed by the EPICNESS that awaits you!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive diamond blocks in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you manage to find one, your wildest dreams will come true!

But that’s not all! Our server is also inhabited by a mischievous group of creeper villagers who love to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt as you navigate through their crazy antics!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take on the legendary Ender Dragon in a battle for the ages. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of Minecraft Master? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Tokyo may have its famous video game locations, but nothing can compare to the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft server!

Blocky Blunders: ITS NOT THE JEWS!

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	518
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Dragons Tamed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Potions Brewed:	160	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and definitely not be Hitler! Join us for a wild ride through a world where tinfoil hats are the latest fashion trend and Hitler was le’ Bad is our motto.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a unicorn paradise. They rode on rainbow bridges, battled evil llamas, and even discovered a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of their head. And that player’s name? Steve.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Party Pig, who can bust a move like no other. Join us and witness the epic dance battles between the Disco Party Pig and the Creeper Crew.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Ender Dragon!

RoboCraft: No Roasties Allowed!

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9468
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have replaced all roasties with robowaifus! What is a roastie, you ask? Who cares, when you can have a robowaifu by your side in the game!

Join us for the most epic adventures, where you can ride llamas into battle against evil villagers, or build a diamond castle that will make even Herobrine jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine himself, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why everyone is saying “the fuck roastie gon do?” on our server!

BlockbusterCraft: Where Pixels Meet Popcorn!

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1388
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magic Items Found:	7277
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Mines Excavated:	3767
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the 23rd anniversary of peak cinema in the most epic way possible! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our buildings are so realistic, they once fooled a Hollywood director into thinking he was on a real movie set! – Our minigames are so intense, players have been known to break out in spontaneous dance battles while trying to win. – The treasure hunts on our server are so challenging, they make Indiana Jones look like a rookie. – Our community is so friendly, they once helped a lost player find their way back home by building a giant beacon in the sky.

So come join us on this epic journey through the world of Minecraft, where every block tells a story and every adventure is more ridiculous than the last. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the fun!

Blocky Booty Adventures: Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5002
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience virtual adventures like never before! Forget about building boring houses and mining for diamonds, on our server, you can embark on quests that will make you question reality itself.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can fap to virtual vaginas with your brand new Quest 2! Our server is filled with exciting challenges and stimulating activities that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready to experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring plenty of tissues for all the virtual excitement that awaits you!

CraftyChinatown

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	717
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
New Chunks Explored:	129574	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on, Zhongguosisters! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons:

1. Our spawn point is guarded by a pack of ninja pandas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day.

2. Our build battle competitions are so intense, players have been known to spontaneously combust from the sheer excitement.

3. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Well, on Zhongguosisters, that’s totally possible. Just be sure to bring some extra fire extinguishers.

4. Our treasure hunts are no joke. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a diamond the size of a house and used it to build a mansion that puts even the Eiffel Tower to shame.

So what are you waiting for? Join Zhongguosisters today and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!