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BritCraft – Nothing Ever Happens Edition

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6037
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ores Mined:	4277
Dragons Tamed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a far-right demonstration turning violent? Well, look no further! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a police officer getting attacked in Liverpool riots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like watching world stars shine in Paris. And guess what? We’ve even got Huw Edwards getting removed from archives – now that’s some next level entertainment!

If you’re tired of being gaslit over Strictly concerns like Whitmore, come join us where the only concern is surviving a bus plunging 30ft off a bridge. And hey, if you’re feeling adventurous, why not parachute into Nazi-occupied Poland like a boss?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of energy theft like never before, because on our server, desperation leads to sharp rises in energy theft. So what are you waiting for? Join now for a truly outrageous Minecraft experience!

ShineCraft: Where Mr. Tfw Shines Brightly

Brightly, Dedication, Disappointment, dreams crushed, everyday, Frustration, goldstein, hard work, HOURS, INEQUALITY, Laughter, luxury, Mr, perseverance, RETIREMENT PLANS, Shine, ShineCraft, Shines, tfw, unappreciated, unfairness, wealth, Yacht

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	597
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Votes:	8453
Alien Abductions:	0	Animals Bred:	170
Towns Built:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the cruel reality of shining Mr. Goldstein’s yacht for hours on end! On our server, you can build your own yacht and sail away into the sunset without worrying about retirement plans!

Join us for epic battles with zombie pirate crews and mermaid ninjas who will stop at nothing to steal your treasure! Don’t worry, our unicorn guards will protect you with their magical rainbow powers!

Explore our vast world filled with floating islands made of cotton candy and diamond-studded caves where you can mine to your heart’s content! Who needs Mr. Goldstein’s yacht when you have all this?

So come on, join our server and leave behind the mundane world of yacht shining for a world of adventure and laughter! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary golden llama of eternal happiness hidden somewhere in our world!

OreimoCraft: More Fun than NGE!

Audiences, BPD, cleverly delivered, cousin, cousin relationship, Degenerate, fix her, fucked up, Fun, Lonely Men, Manipulation, nge, nuanced, Oreimo, OreimoCraft, psychological themes, psychological thriller, sexual degeneration, Subtle, taboo fetishization, Target, vicarious channeling

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1001
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we have cleverly and deftly delivered more nuanced and subtle psychological themes than any psychological thriller could ever dream of presenting to their audiences. Join us for a wild ride of manipulation, sexual degeneration, taboo fetishization, and vicarious channeling of the object of your desire. It’s all there, just waiting for you to explore and experience.

Our server is so successful because it’s filled with players like Kirino, who is so messed up in the head that she becomes the ideal “I can fix her” target for lonely players who think they know better. Are you ready to dive into a world where anything is possible and where even the most twisted minds can find a home?

Join us now and become part of a community that will challenge your beliefs and push you to your limits. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling for your cousin along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

CraftyCats: The Only Thing Missing is Creeper Hugs

Adventure, apart from pussy, Communication, Companionship, CraftyCats, creeper, DATING, emotional connection, experiences, friendship, fulfillment, Happiness, hugs, Intimacy, love, missing, Partnership, personal growth, relationships, romance, Self Discovery, Single life, social life, Support, Understanding, what am i actually missing out by not having a girlfriend

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9347
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Gods Slained:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	8433	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

Are you tired of spending your days mining for diamonds alone in Minecraft, wishing you had a companion to share your loot with? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your lonely player problems!

Join Our Awesome Minecraft Server and say goodbye to boring solo adventures. Here, you’ll find a community of players who are just as obsessed with building epic structures and slaying creepers as you are.

But wait, there’s more! On Our Awesome Minecraft Server, we offer exclusive perks like flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and even a secret portal to a land filled with dancing llamas.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a world where the only thing you’ll be missing out on is the chance to ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

CraftyCaucasus: Where Azerbaijanis and Minecrafters Unite!

Architecture, azerbaijan, Azerbaijanis, baku, caspiansea, Caucasus, CraftyCaucasus, cuisine, culture, Dance, Exploration, History, Hospitality, landscapes, Language, Minecrafters, Mountains, Music, people, silkroad, tourism, Traditions, travel, unite

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5742
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6115	Secret Passages Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you’re a fan of Azerbaijan! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, if you build a house shaped like a teapot, a magical genie will appear and grant you three wishes! And not just any wishes, but wishes that involve unicorns, rainbows, and unlimited diamonds. Plus, our server is home to the rarest pixelated flamingos that drop enchanted feathers when you defeat them. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wonders of Azerbaijan in Minecraft!

Crafty Kobo’s LOLz Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8604
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Buildings Constructed:	29	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Endless Night Skies:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure with Kobo Kanaeru, the local slutty bratty little Rain Shaman? Join us and let Kobo be your sun to shine your day, ehe~ ;D

But that’s not all! On this server, you’ll find karaoke nights like you’ve never seen before. Sing your heart out with Kobo and the gang as you belt out your favorite tunes in the virtual world.

And don’t forget about our original songs and covers that will have you dancing in your seat. Kobo Kanaeru is not just a Minecraft server, it’s a whole experience that you won’t want to miss.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the Kobokerz fan club. Who knows, you might even become a meme with our legendary Kobobrok moments. Trust us, this server is like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Pixelated Quests: The Minecraft JRPG Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Character development, console, Dragon Quest, Exploration, FANTASY, Final Fantasy, Gaming, japanese, Jrpg, leveling up, Minecraft, Persona, pixelated, Quests, role playing, Server, Story-Driven, strategy, turn based combat, video game, xenoblade

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8215
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Buildings Constructed:	25
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Potions Brewed:	136	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Look no further, because our server is like stepping into a jrpg world! Imagine fighting off creeper dragons and skeleton knights while completing quests for quirky NPCs like a talking cow who gives you magical cheese for rewards.

Join our server and experience epic battles against bosses like the dreaded Ender Dragon, who is actually just a misunderstood creature looking for a friend. And don’t forget about our custom enchants like the “Dabbing Diamond Sword” that makes your enemies cringe in defeat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a humorous adventure that will have you laughing and facepalming at the same time. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else!

404 House Not Found

14k first year, 1750/month, 1k for municipal utilities, 2 car garage, 2000 square foot, 20k, 3.5% increase, 32k a year, 3k equity, 3k saved, 400K, 41k total, 4k for maintenance, 4k opportunity cost, back yard, buy a house, deduct 28k, equity building, financial investment, homeownership, House, pay 2.7k a month, Profitable, real estate, rentoids

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1554
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can buy a house for 400k in game currency! But wait, there’s more! You’ll have to pay 2.7k a month or 32k a year to keep your virtual dream home. Don’t forget about the 4k for maintenance and 1k for municipal utilities to keep your blocky abode in tip-top shape.

But here’s the kicker – you’ll have the opportunity cost of 4k and every year it goes up by 3.5%! Sounds like a steal, right? And let’s not forget about the additional 3k of equity you’ll accrue the first year. Who knew Minecraft real estate was so lucrative?

So why settle for a measly apartment when you can have a 2000 square foot house with a 2 car garage and a backyard for only 1750 a month? Join our server now and start building your virtual empire – because who needs real life when you have Minecraft riches waiting for you!

Crafty Creators Club – Where Noobs Become Pros!

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3331
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	26

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and sheer madness!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden diamond mine filled with enchanted loot and guarded by a dragon! But fear not, for our player defeated the dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Builder’s Guild, where players can showcase their building skills and compete in building challenges to win epic prizes like a unicorn mount or a rainbow sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! And remember, on this server, anything is possible!

Crafty Suicide Squad Server

coping mechanisms, Crafty, dark thoughts, depression, Despair, despairing, emotional pain, gun, hopelessness, Life, mental health, mental illness, Problems, resilience, seeking help, self harm, Server, squad, Struggle, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, Support, Therapy

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8691
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of real life and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, exploring mysterious caves, and battling fierce mobs with your friends!

Forget about wanting to shoot yourself, on our server, you can shoot arrows at creepers instead! Who needs a gun when you have a trusty bow and arrow?

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s laugh, build, and conquer together! Who knows, you might even find a diamond sword that will make all your problems disappear… in the game, of course!

MagicalMinecraftMadness

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4862
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Void Gems Collected:	32
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8094	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to our magical girl themed Minecraft server, where the only twist is how many sparkles we can fit into one pixel! Forget about isekai, it’s all about transforming into your fabulous magical self and battling evil with the power of friendship and rainbows.

Join us for a magical adventure where you can ride on flying unicorns, cast spells with your enchanted wands, and defeat monsters with your kawaii powers. Who needs a solid plot when you have magical girls twirling around in cute outfits?

So come on and join us, because in this server, every day is a magical girl extravaganza! Who needs a unique twist when you can just be fabulous?