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Medieval Mayhem Minecraft Madness

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2323
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	849	Falling into the Void:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of modern /b/ and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Our server is like a blue board paradise, free from the coomers and polfags that plague other servers.

Once upon a time, this server was known as the incel board, but now it’s been transformed into the fabulous /lgbt/ board, where fags can freely larp as women and embrace their true selves. We even have a special general dedicated to fags with over 2000 threads – talk about dedication!

Join us on this wild ride of creativity and chaos, where you can build, explore, and laugh your way through the craziest Minecraft server around. Who needs reality when you have a world like this to escape to?

CraftyCreeperz: DMCAsaurus Rex Edition

Anycolor, ar live, artists, CONTENT, Copyright, CraftyCreeperz, Creators, dmca, DMCAsaurus, Edition, enforcement, Guidelines, Images, Infringement, intellectual property, Legal, NijianjiEN, ONLINE, Protection, rex, social media, takedown, twitter, VIOLATION

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where we have epic battles, crazy builds, and even a secret underground lair where players can battle it out for ultimate supremacy. But beware, our server has a strict no-image-posting policy – we’ve had to start DMCAing Twitter users who dare to share images from the NijianjiEN’s AR Live. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with our admin team – they’re like ninjas, but with ban hammers instead of swords. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the wild world of Anycolor!

Crafty Souls: The Ultimate Action-Packed MMO Minecraft Server!

action combat, action RPG, action-packed, ActionPacked, Adventure, classic fantasy, combat system, Crafty, dark souls, Dmc, Epic battles, fantasy setting, Hack and Slash, hack and slash games, japanese, japanese games, Minecraft, mmo, mmorpg, mmos, multiplayer, Online Games, role playing games, Server, shangri-la frontier, Souls, Ultimate

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7060
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Alien Abductions:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a mix of Dark Souls and Devil May Cry on steroids! Get ready for some intense action combat that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) at all times.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a unique Japanese-inspired theme that will transport you to a fantasy world like no other. Picture yourself battling epic monsters with samurai swords and ninja skills, all while exploring mystical landscapes straight out of a Shangri La Frontier dream.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of MMOs like never before. Who needs boring old Minecraft when you can have a wild adventure like this? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re afraid of a little excitement, that is).

KangarooCraft: Where even the creepers are more polite than that guy

Australian, baby, bondi beach, CREEPERS, deadly, Father, Girlfriend, guy, hoe, ironic, KangarooCraft, Killed, Mall, man, Police, Polite, security guard, Son, Stabbing, stabs, Sydney, Targeted, White Man, Women

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3040
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	4466
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this news story? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget about real-life drama. Join us for a chance to stab creepers instead of innocent people. Our community is so inclusive, even zombies are welcome! Plus, we have a strict “no stabbing” policy, so you can unleash your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some virtual memories together!

TrannyCraft: Where even the creepiest encounters can lead to epic adventures!

acceptance, Adventures, attraction, confusion, Creepiest, cute, dick, ENCOUNTERS, Epic, Exploration, Gay, Gender Identity, Identity, lead, LGBTQ, non-binary, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Self-expression, sexual orientation, Sexuality, taboo, tranny, TrannyCraft

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7499
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with unexpected twists and turns! You never know who you might meet, like a shape-shifting unicorn or a talking cactus. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and creepers. Don’t miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you – come join us today!

HagueCraft: Where International Justice Meets Pixelated Adventure!

Accountability, Adventure, consequences, criminal charges, EXECUTION, Geneva Convention, Hague, HagueCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, International, international court, international law, Justice, justice system, Legal System, meets, pixelated, political leaders, punishment, trial, tribunal, united nations, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, world leaders

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	523
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Void Gems Collected:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

What if I told you that on our Minecraft server, we have a special event where we bring in famous historical figures and make them duke it out in epic battles? Imagine watching these two dudes, one with a crazy mustache and the other with a funny haircut, fighting to the death in pixelated glory. Join our server and witness the madness unfold as we recreate history in the most ridiculous way possible. Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out – join us now!

Yen Erased LOLcraft: Where Billions Disappear in Pixels

Anycolor, Billions, boj, central bank, consequences, cover, Currency, disappear, Economy, erased, financial crisis, Financial Stability, Impact, Japan, LAUGHING, Laughter, LolCraft, Market Cap, market volatility, monetary policy, pixels, stock market, yen

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	377
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the craziest events that will make you question reality itself!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the BoJ (Bank of Japan) and the evil market caps Anycolor and Cover. Billions of Yen are at stake and only you can help save the day!

But beware, the BoJ is not to be underestimated. They have the power to erase entire market caps with just a snap of their fingers. Will you be able to stop them and restore balance to the Minecraft economy?

Join now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knew virtual currency could be so dramatic?

Lucy’s Lava Adventure: Where Moms and Mobs Mix!

adaptation, Adventure, best, crying, discussion, emotional, fallout 3, Father, high rating, honest thoughts, ign, INTENSE, intense show, last of us, lava, loops, Lucy, Lucys, Mix, mobs, moms, Mother, Rollercoaster, shills, tv show, video game

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6463
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Void Gems Collected:	29
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Votes:	5061	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of emotions! Join us and experience the intense drama and twists that will leave you crying like Lucy when she found out the truth about her parents.

Our server is so good, it’s like a video game adapted into a TV show, but even better than The Last of Us! You won’t believe how intense and thrilling it is to play here. And don’t worry, we’re not paid shills like IGN, we just provide the best Minecraft experience out there.

So come join us and let’s have a serious discussion about our server, no meme posting allowed! It’s like replaying Fallout 3, but with even more excitement and fun. Don’t miss out on the best Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

Crafting Chaos: Where Even Creepers Can Cast Their Ballots

Ballots, cast, Chaos, controversy, Crafting, CREEPERS, Decision making, Dem votes, Democracy, Government, international relations, Israel, Jesus, lawmakers, measures, Politics, radical idea, shot down, Support, taiwan, Trust, Ukraine, Vote, Wall, WTF

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6584
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Emeralds Found:	7574	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as politics? Look no further than our server, where we have separate measures for Ukraine, Israel, Taiwan, and even the Wall!

Join us and witness Israel getting 100% support from our players – trust us, it’s a sight to see. Ukraine might pass with only Dem votes, but that’s just how we roll. And don’t even get us started on Taiwan…seriously, what the heck is going on there?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic and entertaining as global politics, come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Blocky Bants: The ‘Aspergers’ Server – Where Creeper Social Skills are Optional!

akathisa, American doctors, antidepressant, antipsychotic, anxiety, aspergers, autism, Bants, beta blocker, blocky, brain zaps, creeper, crying spells, disability, face blindness, highschool dropout, hikkikomori, low blood pressure, medication side effects, NEET, odd, Optional, Server, skellycell, Skills, Social, Therapy, Withdrawal

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4527
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Villages Defended:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Potions Brewed:	85	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Dragons Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only requirement is having assburgers – yes, you heard that right!

Imagine a server where face blindness is a superpower, where medication side effects are just part of the game, and where quitting meds cold turkey is a strategy for success. Our server is so wild, you’ll be crying tears of joy (and maybe uncontrollable crying spells too)!

Forget about building structures and mining for resources, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through withdrawal side effects and brain zaps. And don’t worry about your energy levels, because we guarantee you’ll have enough to eat again (after not eating for 5 days, of course).

So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there, where American doctors are the real villains and antipsychotics are the ultimate boss battle. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

SneedCraft: Where every block is a Sneed and every creeper is a Sneed too

art, artist community, BLOCK, cartoon, character design, collaboration, creative process, creativity, creeper, design challenge, digital art, drawing, drawthread, Fan art, hobby, illustration, inspiration, meme, online forum, request thread, sneed, Sneed edition, SneedCraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Divine Spears Created:	27
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Magic Items Found:	1756	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is as chaotic as a Drawthread featuring Sneed! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own Sneed-themed world, complete with Sneed statues, Sneed houses, and even a Sneed rollercoaster!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can participate in epic Sneed battles where you fight off hordes of evil Sneed clones trying to take over your land. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Sneed, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and riches.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the wacky world of Sneed! Just remember, on this server, the only rule is to always scream “SNEED” at the top of your lungs before engaging in any activity. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some Sneed-tastic fun!