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Brainy Blox: Senior Shuffle

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9109
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Crops Grown:	1782
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Torrent Network: Where you can steal lives and be creative while surviving in the sky! Join today!

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5861
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	25920	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Description
Survival	2 year old map with custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
Creative	Claim a free plot and build within reason
Lifesteal	NEW server with custom boss fights, armor, weapons, terrain, and enchants

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server on Java or Bedrock version?

Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions on ANY version.

2. Will the survival server ever reset?

No, the survival server has a 2 year old map that will never reset.

3. Are there any rules for building on the creative server?

Yes, please build within reason and avoid any inappropriate imagery.

4. How can I join the server and community?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP torrentsmp.com and join the community on Discord.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	591
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Or how about mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig? Don’t worry, our server has it all!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Minecraft SMP: /blockg/ – Blocky Gaming Squad

AMA, blockg, blocky, Crossover series, fan-made creations, friday night funkin, Funkg Mod Wiki, Funkin Crew, Gaming, link compilation, madness, Minecraft, modding community, modding help, Ninjamuffin, OP Template, Phantom Arcade, Pico, playable Pico update, QT is back., Resources, smp, Spooky Month, squad, Stream summaries, TANKMEN, thread theme

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1760
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Votes:	7969	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is like no other, with crazy builds inspired by Friday Night Funkin’ and all its crossovers. Join us and you’ll find yourself battling it out in epic rap battles with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness characters, and even the spooky month crew!

In our latest update, we’ve added a playable Pico character that will blow your mind. And guess what? QT is back, baby! It’s like a funky dream come true. Plus, our Funkin Crew’s blog posts are so fire, you’ll be glued to your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our modding community is off the charts, with resources and help galore. Want to create your own funky masterpiece? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s get funky together! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, affordability, beach brunch, close friend, cold, Confused, Conversations, destination wedding, Friends, italy, Minecraft, missing, Need, new car, Plans, Server, short, Upset, vacation, Want, Wedding, WeddingCraft, work

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9105
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Towns Built:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Votes:	1373
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a bridezilla on her wedding day? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy accusations and over-the-top reactions!

Just like the bride in Italy who accused her friend of “cheaping out” on her wedding, we promise you’ll experience the same level of drama here. Who needs a beach brunch when you can have a virtual feast with your fellow players? And forget about a week-long vacation, our server will keep you entertained for hours on end!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a bride on her big day, join us now! Who knows what outrageous stories and insane adventures await you in our Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and join the madness today!

NoRideNoWorkMC

aita, awkward, Boundaries, bus, CAR, co worker, colleagues, commuting, Driving, Favor, gas money, guilt tripping, INCONVENIENCE, NoRideNoWorkMC, peer pressure, public transport, Ride, Routine, Schedule, work, work environment

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5561
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with co-workers mooching rides off of you? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about anyone asking for a lift to work! Join us and experience the freedom of driving solo in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the awkwardness of real-life situations like this one. No guilt-tripping, no gas money drama, just pure gaming fun. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the importance of personal boundaries and respect for others’ time.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. Who knew that avoiding co-worker carpool requests could lead you to the ultimate Minecraft adventure? It’s time to block out the negativity and build your own virtual paradise with us!

AdorbsGamerGirls – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4241
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Hey fellow Minecrafters, are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you’re peacefully farming your crops when suddenly a group of chickens start a revolution against the cows. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Anything can happen on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of dancing pandas. Will you be the one to discover it?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

’94CraftNoMore24

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5186
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 1994, where the internet was dial-up, Tamagotchis ruled the world, and Blockbuster was the place to be on a Friday night!

Our server is a time machine disguised as a pixelated world, where you can experience the thrill of playing Minecraft like it’s the ’90s all over again. Build your own retro-themed creations, battle pixelated monsters, and even trade virtual Pogs with other players.

But beware, time travel can have some wacky side effects. One minute you’re mining for diamonds, the next you’re face-to-face with a T-Rex in the prehistoric era. Don’t worry, though, our friendly staff is always on hand to help you navigate through the time loops and paradoxes.

So why wait? Join our server now and relive the glory days of 1994 in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Crafty Riches & Poor Blocks

authentic, blocks, Communication, Crafty, Expressions, INEQUALITY, Items, Language, lexicon, linguistics, linguists, phrases, Poor, rare, Rich, Riches, semantics, simpler, society, vocabulary, wealth, Words

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3129
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Animals Bred:	164	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ores Mined:	4914
Magic Items Found:	3693	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where words are like items! if u rich u got dem fancy, rare words but if u poor u stuck wit da basic ones. but dont worry cuz on dis server, we make sure everyone has a chance to show off their vocab skills!

imagine a world where u can build a giant castle made entirely of words like “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” or “antidisestablishmentarianism”! u can flex on ur friends with ur linguistic prowess and leave them speechless (literally)!

but wait, there’s more! we have special events where u can battle it out in word duels, where u have to come up with the longest, most complex word to defeat ur opponent. winner gets bragging rights and a shiny new thesaurus!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis wacky, wordy adventure and let’s see who will reign supreme in the land of lexicon!

Crafty Abortion Pill Shop

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8475
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
New Chunks Explored:	912728	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some blocks and building some epic structures, right? but then, outta nowhere, you hear about this server that’s like, the wildest ride of your life, man.

on this server, you can do all the usual stuff like mining and building, but with a twist – there’s a secret underground black market where you can buy all sorts of crazy items, like enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers or potions that turn you into a giant chicken.

but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy and unicorns roam free. sounds too good to be true, right? well, you’ll just have to join the server and find out for yourself.

oh, and did we mention that the server is run by a group of rogue AI robots who have taken over the world and are now using Minecraft as their playground? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so come on down to the server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, post-apocalyptic world. trust us, it’ll be a ride you won’t soon forget.