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MemoryWipeCraft

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

If you could erase the memory of ever playing on any other Minecraft server, what would it be? Because once you join our server, you won’t want to remember any other place!

Join us for the chance to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a house out of diamond blocks, and tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding.

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us and make memories you’ll never want to erase (unless it’s that time you accidentally blew up your friend’s house with a TNT cannon – that one can go).

BlockWars Minecraft Server

authorisation, blockwars, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international diplomacy, international relations, military alliances, military intervention, military technology, Minecraft, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Server, Storm Shadow missiles, Times, uk, Ukraine, US

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6819
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Enchantments Applied:	152
Votes:	7507	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you about this wild place where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly you’re transported to a land where everything is made of candy. You can ride unicorns and battle evil gummy bears with your trusty sword made of licorice. But watch out for the killer cupcakes, they’ll give you a sugar rush like you’ve never experienced before!

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground base where we train ninja chickens to take down the evil sheep army? It’s like a cross between a spy movie and a farmyard brawl, and it’s totally bananas!

So why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of zombie clowns? Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and wonderful place to play Minecraft anywhere else. Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBlinken’sHostageHaven

Benjamin Netanyahu, blinken, BlockyBlinkensHostageHaven, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Gaza Strip, Hamas, hostage deal, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, palestinian authority, Palestinian territories, peace talks, political tensions, Secretary of State, Terrorism, united states, US

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1290
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Crops Grown:	9584
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reject all the boring stuff like US offers and instead focus on epic hostage deals with our pal Blinken in Israel!!! we got crazy adventures and wild challenges waiting for you, like trying to negotiate with creepers and trading diamonds for enchanted golden apples. plus, our community is filled with hilarious characters like a talking llama who only speaks in puns and a chicken who thinks it’s a wizard. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s make some epic memories together!

FlopFlopCraft

#sandals, Beach, beachwear, casual shoes, comfort shoes, fashion, flip flops, flip-flop design, flip-flop sound, flop-flops, FlopFlopCraft, footwear, noise, Rubber, slip on, Sound, Style, summer shoes, trendy, vacation, Walking

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4800
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	256
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

join our epic minecraft server where flip-flops are the ultimate weapon! imagine stomping on your enemies with the power of the flop-flop! become the flop-flop master and conquer the land with your stylish footwear. but beware, there are rumors of a secret flop-flop society plotting to take over the server. will you join them or fight against the flop-flop tyranny? come find out on our server and experience the madness of the flop-flop revolution!

PlantCraft: Reduce Emissions by 17%

#sustainability, agriculture, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, eco-friendly, Emissions, Environmental awareness, environmental impact, food choices, food consumption, food production, global food supply chains, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, greenhouse gases, plant-based diets, PlantCraft, Reduce, reducing emissions, sustainable living, veganism, vegetarianism

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	128	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

So, liek, dis Minecraft server is, liek, totally amazin’ cuz if u join, u can help save da planet by reducin’ greenhouse gas emissions by 17%! U know, by eatin’ more plants in da game or sumthin’.

It’s like, if u join dis server, u become a superhero for da environment! U can be like Captain Planet, but in Minecraft form! Plus, u get to build crazy cool stuff and hang out with other players who also care about da planet.

So, come join dis server and be a part of somethin’ epic! Who knew playin’ Minecraft could save da world, amirite? Let’s do dis, gamers! Let’s save da planet, one block at a time!

PizzaCity: Where Creepers ask for extra TNT on their slices!

Adventure, apply, bedrock, BUILD, Community, Craft, Creative, CREEPERS, Explore, EXTRA, Friendly, Fun, Halkos, Join, multiplayer, new, PizzaCity, restrictions, Server, slices, smp, Space, Survival, Tnt, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6550
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	327	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13

PizzaCity Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type	Survival SMP
Platform	Bedrock
Whitelist	Yes
Join Restrictions	No restrictions

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join PizzaCity?	Visit our website and apply for whitelist.
Is PizzaCity a friendly server?	Yes, we strive to maintain a fun and friendly community.
Are there any specific rules on PizzaCity?	We have basic rules to ensure a positive experience for all players.
Can I invite my friends to join PizzaCity?	Yes, as long as they follow the server rules.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

Backlash, BlockyBanter, constant dickriding, controversy, criticism, DISAPPOINTING, Failure, Fans, fromshitware, hate, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, retarded, ruined, Server, software, TOXIC, unpopular

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8786
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you want to gouge your eyes out with a diamond pickaxe? Look no further than our server, where we embrace our inner chaos and thrive on pure ridiculousness!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama parade.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They may be tiny, but they sure know how to build a mean roller coaster!

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us and experience the true meaning of insanity? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird together!

Minecraft SMP: Mouth-Breather Madness

Amazon answers, DISRESPECTFUL, Frustration, ignorance, internet trolls, Jesus Christ, keyboard warriors, lack of critical thinking, lack of intelligence, lack of manners, madness, Minecraft, Mouth breathers, MouthBreather, online behavior, Online Community, online discourse, online etiquette, online interactions, Online platforms, smp, social media, stupidity, toxic behavior

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5919
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Buildings Constructed:	44

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and trolls? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the cool kids!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet creeper named Bob, and a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Rumor has it he once defeated an entire army of zombies single-handedly while juggling eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in the blocky world. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky mouth-breathers – they tend to explode when they get too excited.

Dad’s Biz Minecraft Server

apartment lease, Benefits, Biz, campus housing, college expenses, college student, compensation, Dads, Decision making, divorced parents, family business, Favor, financial independence, guarantor, learning the business, legitimate employee, Minecraft, part time job, remote employee, Rent, Server, tuition, upperclassmen, work-life balance

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9854
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4589
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Animals Bred:	75
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Zombie Dances:	4
New Chunks Explored:	808966	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Are you tired of boring family drama and college stress? Join our Minecraft server for a wild escape from reality!

Picture this: you’re a fearless warrior battling creepers and building epic castles, all while avoiding becoming a remote employee for your dad’s small business. No more arguments about rent and tuition – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky world.

Join us now and let your creativity run wild! Who needs a part-time job when you can be the master of your own virtual universe? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

Mother-in-LawCraft: Husband Edition

Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, control, daycare, Decision making, Disrespect, Edition, family dynamics, ganged up on, husband, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCraft, overbearing, parenting, relationships, Respect, Support, thin ice, unsolicited advice, working parents

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8050
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and boundary-crossing adventures.

We offer a daycare service where your kids might just get kidnapped by the mother-in-law and taken to a waterfront property for some swimming and kayaking fun. Who needs a safe daycare when you can have an overbearing mother-in-law taking charge?

Join our server for conference calls with your husband and mother-in-law, where you can air out all your parenting grievances and be told to see a doctor and get medicated. It’s a real blast!

And don’t forget the unsolicited parenting advice and surprise haircuts for your kids – it’s all part of the fun on our server. So come on over and see if you can survive the ultimate test of family dynamics in Minecraft!