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Gender-EqualityGoneWrong

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9315
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Votes:	1691	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that defies all logic and reason? well, look no further cuz this server is the epitome of chaos and insanity.

we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.

oh, and did i mention the gender-equality paradox? yeah, we totally debunked that shiz. our research shows that gender equality is actually a myth created by the illuminati to distract us from the real issues, like why do cows moo at midnight?

so, if you wanna join a server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about minecraft, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the ride of your life.

Iperios: Where Minecraft meets Game of Thrones but with more enchantments and less dragons and wolves and more cubical houses and creepers.

beginner kit, Buildings, CrazyEnchants, CREEPERS, Cubical, Discord, dragons, Dynmap, Enchantments, Enchants, Essentials, facebook, Game, Geopolitical, Griefprevention, Guide, Houses, income, Iperios, Lore, meets, Minecraft, nation, Ranks, Resources, Silkspawner, smp, Staffer, Support, Thrones, War, Wolves

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2128
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Star Shards Collected:	129	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview:

Introduction	In Iperios you can create your own nation and refine your McMMO skills to fight in wars, get Geopolitical power to conquer new territories and earn wealth and Custom Enchants.
Geopolitics	We also have resources camp in-game that can be conquered, they will become your first income of geopolitical resources for the geopolitical expansion of your nation.
Plugins	Dynmap McMMO Essentials GriefPrevention SilkSpawner CrazyEnchants

How to Join:

First you have to join the discord and ask for whitelist. For the ip and some starter information you can read the message in #info-new-players. Once you are in, a staffer will guide you and give you a beginner kit, and then you can start!

Contacts:

– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main)

– Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

Pixel Boobs Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	126
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where we encourage you to show off your wife’s tits for all to see! But wait, there’s more – not only can you flaunt your partner’s assets, but other players can rate them too! It’s like a virtual hot or not for pixelated boobies. Join us for a titillating time filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Who knew Minecraft could be so risqué? So come on, what are you waiting for? Show us what you’ve got (or what your wife’s got) and let the fun begin!

HelpMeInThisMinecraftSMP

anxious, ass, Bipolar, Black, chemistry, dick, dom, girl, god forsaken place, hello kitty, Help, HelpMeInThisMinecraftSMP, kink, Life, Management, MONEY, Niches, onlyfans, Pimping, price, pussy, Requests, rough sex, spit drinking, sub, Subscribers, tits, touched grass, White

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9765
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Meteorites Collected:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3055

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the adventures are wilder than a herd of stampeding llamas!

Join us if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, from building epic castles to starting your own OnlyFans empire with your in-game girlfriend (who may or may not be a white hello kitty obsessed with your pixelated peen).

We’ve got players who are willing to do whatever it takes to make a buck, even if it means pimping out their virtual partners for some sweet, sweet Minecraft diamonds. And hey, if you’re into rough stuff like drinking spit and dominating your fellow players, you’ll fit right in!

So come on down to our server and let your wildest fantasies run wild – just remember, no pegging allowed (unless you’re into that sort of thing)! Join now and let the chaos begin!

MommaMinecraftServer

blended family, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, counseling conflict, Emotional healing, Emotional support, family dynamics, Family Therapy, Jealousy, late mom, marriage counseling, MommaMinecraftServer, parenting roles, relationship challenges, step-parenting, STEPDAUGHTER, trust building, unresolved issues, Voice recordings

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6637
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Runes Activated:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is more intense than a creeper explosion! 🤣

Looking for a server where you can navigate through stepfamily dynamics crazier than a herd of wild pigs? Look no further! Join us and witness the epic saga of a stepmom (36f) trying to navigate her role with her stepdaughter (14f) who prefers listening to voice recordings of her deceased mom over seeking comfort from her stepmom. 🤯

Experience the thrill of marriage counseling sessions where the husband (40m) accuses his wife of being jealous of voice recordings and the wife wonders if she’s the AH for not being closer to her stepdaughter. 😂

Join now for a chance to witness more drama than a soap opera and build your own virtual family that’s (hopefully) less dysfunctional than this one! 🤪💥 #MinecraftMadness

KidzOnlyMineCraft

blended family, Boundaries, child care, children, co parenting, Communication, Community, custody, Divorce, ex husband, Expectations, family dynamics, financial support, involvement, KidzOnlyMineCraft, Marriage, parenting, personal boundaries, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Support

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5327
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Void Armor Forged:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Farms Harvested:	869	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of dealing with your ex-husband’s never-ending drama and constant requests for help with his growing brood of children? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from real-life co-parenting chaos and immerse yourself in a world where the only kids you have to worry about are the ones you build in-game.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build a new life for yourself, free from the demands of your ex and his ever-expanding family. No more back-to-school shopping for five kids, no more awkward interactions with his other children – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to being guilt-tripped into co-parenting someone else’s kids. Build your own virtual family and live your best blocky life without any unwanted responsibilities. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world? Join now and leave the co-parenting chaos behind!

Skill4All Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, communication skills, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, digital literacy, education, emotional intelligence, essential skills, financial literacy, knowledge acquisition, leadership skills, lifelong learning, Minecraft, personal growth, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, skill development, Skill4All, smp, Time management, universal skills

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9073
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ores Mined:	9888
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Dragon Eggs Found:	6688

Do you want to learn a skill that will make you the ultimate Minecraft pro? Join our SMP and learn the ancient art of Creeper whispering! Our seasoned players will teach you how to communicate with these explosive creatures and have them do your bidding. Imagine riding into battle on the back of a Creeper, blowing up your enemies with style!

But that’s not all! We also offer classes in Enderman fashion design, where you can learn how to accessorize with those stylish purple blocks. And don’t forget our underwater basket weaving course, perfect for when you need to relax after a hard day of mining.

So come join us on our wacky and wild server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). See you there, fellow blockheads!

AnonCraftSecrets

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mines Excavated:	4718
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable Minecraft building skills? Do you have a secret obsession with creating pixel art of Nicolas Cage? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies without fear of judgment! Join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything goes, from building giant statues of your pet goldfish to recreating the entire Bee Movie script in block form. Trust us, you won’t find a more accepting and hilarious community anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

KyrgyzCraft: No Rubles Allowed!

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8807
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9282	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Animals Bred:	95

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got more drama than Kyrgyzstan’s major bank suspending transfers via sanctioned Russian banks! We got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of creepers!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and making alliances with other players. Plus, our server is so lit that even Herobrine is scared to show his face here!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s create some chaos together!

BlockageCraft: The Heart Attack Edition

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2461
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

join our minecraft server now for a wild ride that will make your heart race faster than a constipated turtle trying to poop out a diamond block! forget about smoking, obesity, and stress – constipation is the new danger in town, and our server is the only place where you can experience the thrill of dodging cardiac events while building your dream blocky world.

we’ve got mini-games that will make you sweat more than a constipated pig in a sauna, and challenges that will test your reflexes faster than a constipated cheetah chasing after its prey. join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where constipation is the ultimate enemy – because on our server, every block you break could be the key to preventing a heart attack!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s show constipation who’s boss in the craziest minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust us, your heart will thank you for it!