New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pokémon – Topic Minecraft Servers

Pokémon – Topic Minecraft Servers

  • CraftyFoolsMC

    CraftyFoolsMC
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 3759
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Gods Slained: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever tried to build a beautiful castle in Minecraft, only to have it destroyed by a group of griefers who think they’re hilarious? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict no-griefer policy! We’ve hired a team of highly trained llamas to patrol the server and spit on anyone who even thinks about breaking someone else’s creations. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can banish griefers to the Nether realm with a flick of their wands. So come join us and build to your heart’s content without fear of your hard work being destroyed by some idiot with a TNT fetish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Haniyeh’s Havoc Minecraft Server

    Haniyeh’s Havoc Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 1857
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up more stuff than hamas chief haniyeh! biden said it himself, our server is so lit it’s like a ceasefire talk gone wrong. we got explosions, chaos, and more drama than a reality tv show. join now and be part of the madness! #minecraftmadness #explosivefun #bidenapproved

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!

    KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 2410
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Void Gems Collected: 40
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 41 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, you know how Kim Jong Un is like obsessed with Trump? well, turns out this elite defector dude spilled the beans to the BBC about it. like, can you imagine the drama on this server? join us for some political shenanigans and build your own nuclear bunker to hide from the craziness. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before Kim Jong Un changes his mind and starts a real-life Minecraft war.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!

    LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 4258
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 New Chunks Explored: 884162
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Zombie Dances: 7
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocks and mobs and all that jazz? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread!

    imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.

    but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Incel-free Minecraft Server

    Incel-free Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 8611
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Void Gems Collected: 35
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 36 Void Armor Forged: 25
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being unfairly banned from incel forums for ridiculous reasons? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can express your feelings without fear of being kicked out for being a “p3do” (whatever that means).

    Our server is a safe space for all misunderstood individuals who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host exclusive parties with virtual snacks and pixelated fireworks.

    So come on down and join us, because who needs incel forums when you can have a blocky paradise to call home? Let’s craft away those bans and build a new community together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

    Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 3086
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

    You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP

    CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 2449
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Animals Bred: 122 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4653 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see plastic surgery so good, even celebrities are jealous! Our server is filled with players who have transformed their blocky avatars into stunning masterpieces with the help of virtual plastic surgeons. You won’t even recognize your fellow players after they’ve had their pixelated facelifts! So come join us and witness the magic of Minecraft plastic surgery – you’ll be amazed at the results!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TaskFail1000

    TaskFail1000
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 7889
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Emeralds Found: 4089
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of failing at the simplest tasks in Minecraft, like crafting a basic pickaxe or building a dirt hut? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most incompetent players can thrive! Join us and experience the joy of repeatedly failing at tasks you thought were impossible to mess up. Forget about building epic structures or defeating the Ender Dragon, here you can struggle to even place a block correctly. It’s a whole new level of incompetence that you never knew you needed in your life. So come join us and embrace your inner Minecraft noob like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CannaCraft PTSD Relief Server

    CannaCraft PTSD Relief Server
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 9859
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 73 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so lyke, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz it got dat CBD magic dat helps reduce PTSD in mice. yea u heard dat right, we got mice on dis server and dey chill as heck cuz of dat sweet sweet cannabidiol. join us if u wanna be chill like dem mice, we got da best brain inflammation targeting action in all of Minecraft land. come on over and let’s get lit with dem CBD vibes, it’s gonna be a wild ride yo. #CBDfortheWin #MiceLoveCBD #ChillLikeAMouse

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AlcoCraft Minecraft server

    AlcoCraft Minecraft server
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 5029
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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