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SisterSplit Minecraft Server

age gap, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dungeons & dragons, emotional cheating, family, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, Polyamory, relationships, Server, SisterSplit, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9556
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Emeralds Found:	8484
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister and her ex-boyfriend.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and navigating complicated relationships, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in our server?

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

LavaWatchersMC

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, burns, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emergency response, emotional distress, Emotional support, Explanation, family dynamics, Fire Accident, friendship, hospitalization, LavaWatchersMC, maternal instinct, misunderstanding, physical injury, self-care, social media drama

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5067
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and fiery gameplay experience ever! Just like the time Dave accidentally set himself on fire while making lunch, things can get pretty heated on our server.

We promise insane moments like when I tackled Dave to put out the flames, or when Jessie just sat there screaming while chaos ensued. And don’t worry, we won’t forget the baby – even though Jessie did in her social media post.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, burns, and questionable decision-making. Who knows, you might even find yourself body slamming your friends in-game! Just remember, no matter what happens, it’s all in good fun on our server.

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, Astronomy, closest approach, heliosphere, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, scientific research, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar heat, solar mission, solar radiation, solar science, solar study, solar system, solar technology, solar wind, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7014
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Runes Activated:	5

yo, dis server be lit like da sun, but not as hot cuz we ain’t tryna melt yo blocky characters. we got space ships flyin’ around like NASA’s Parker Solar Probe, tryna get as close to da sun as possible without burnin’ up. join dis server if you wanna be part of da craziest space adventure in Minecraft history. we got aliens, we got laser guns, we even got a secret moon base where we plan our next attack on da creepers. so come join us and let’s explore da final frontier together, one block at a time. #minecraftmadness #outerspacefun #sunburntbutstillcool

Free Mind Oasis 1.21

avoid caring, Content Creation, fear of judgment, free, intimidated, Mind, Oasis, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-conscious, self-doubt, self-perception, Shy.., social anxiety, Tips

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6901
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We don’t judge, we just build and have fun! Plus, who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who don’t know your cringy past? Let’s all pretend to be pretty together in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Come join us and leave your worries behind!

Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8887
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Votes:	5561
Void Gems Collected:	40	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2695
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Towns Built:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	637
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3486
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5452
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Crops Grown:	4855
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3058
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	320	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!