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Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

awkward, bedrock, blocky, blunder, bonanza, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, faux pas, flub, foot in mouth, funny, Gaffe, inappropriate, mishap, mistake, mortifying, Oops, regretful, Regrettable, Shocking.., slip of the tongue, unexpected, unintended

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2733
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	2624	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Zombie Dances:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to accidentally shout out your coordinates during a steamy moment with your partner and have a creeper blow up your house in-game at the same time. Who needs safe words when you have explosive mobs to spice things up? Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server!

JetCraft Minecraft Server

Advanced, air superiority, aircraft, Aviation, capabilities, completion, Defense, defense industry, european union, f-35, fighter jet, JetCraft, Lockheed Martin, Military, Minecraft, Modernization, nato, Poland, Polish Air Force, Procurement, Server, stealth, Technology

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7294
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Zombie Dances:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have our own f-35 fighter jets like poland!!! fly around and bomb creepers with style!! we even have a secret underground base where you can chill with the pilots and plan your next attack on the ender dragon!! join now for the ultimate high-flying adventure!!!

Putin’s Oil Dilemma

Challenges, Conflict, Dilemma, Diplomacy, energy security, foreign policy, global economy, Import, India, international relations, Oil, oil exports, political pressure, putin, Putins, russia, Russian oil, sanctions, Trade, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, volodymyr zelenskyy, zelenskyy

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1550
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

so like, u know how zelenskyy be talkin to india like “yo, if u stop importing russian oil, putin gonna be like whaaat?” well, on our minecraft server, we got a whole lotta oil, like more oil than saudi arabia, bro. so if u wanna mess with putin and make him face challenges, come join our server and we’ll show him who’s boss. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret portal to the moon. yea, u heard me right, we got a freakin moon portal. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s make putin cry like a lil baby.

DaddyIssuesCraft

addiction, alcohol use, attachment issues, childhood development, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, DaddyIssuesCraft, emotional health, emotional stability, family dynamics, father abandonment, father daughter relationship, father figure, father neglect, father relationships, father-son relationship, fathers, insecure attachment, mental health issues, psychological well-being, substance abuse

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4708
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Emeralds Found:	8278	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like, scientifically proven dat if u have an insecure attachment to ur dad, u gonna have mad mental health probs and drink like a fish. But on dis server, we got u covered! Our virtual dads will give u all da love and support u need, so u can build epic creations and slay dem creepers without a care in da world. Plus, we throw da wildest virtual parties with unlimited virtual booze, so u can drown ur sorrows in style. Come join us and let ur virtual daddy issues disappear in a puff of pixelated smoke!

Starfall Sanctuary: Where creepers are banned and diamonds are plentiful! Join us on the Java 1.21.1 server today! #NoCreepersAllowed

1.21.1, banned, CREEPERS, diamonds, java, Join, NoCreepersAllowed, plentiful, Sanctuary, Semi Vanilla, Server, starfall, Today

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9653
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Endless Night Skies:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Minecraft Server Details:

Server IP	play.starfallsanctuary.com
Server Location	USA – New York
Community Location	Worldwide
Server Discord	Discord
Server Map	MAP
Version	Java version 1.21.1

Overview:

We’re an established, tight-knit, 18+ community looking to welcome new players to our semi-vanilla survival server. Our server offers a classic Minecraft experience with quality-of-life enhancements while staying true to core survival gameplay. We are a mature and friendly group, committed to being a free server without pay-to-win practices.

If you’re looking for a supportive and active community, come join us!

Features:

Exciting Community Project at spawn
Diamond based economy with Shopping District
Anti-Cheat, Grief Protection, Claim System
Custom pictures upload feature
Trial Chambers Vaults reset after 2 days
New Season with fresh map and open End
Quality of Life enhancements like One player sleep, Fire tick off, etc.

Join us on our new adventure by joining our Discord for whitelisting!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord and follow the instructions for whitelisting.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, we are a free server without pay-to-win practices.

Q: What version of Minecraft is the server on?

A: Java version 1.21.1

LostKidsMC Server – Where even missing kids can play!

asylum seekers, border control, child abduction, child trafficking, child welfare, conspiracy theories, criminal investigation, government corruption, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, Immigration Policy, Kids, LostKidsMC, migrant crisis, missing, missing children, missing persons, Play, political scandal, refugee children, RFK, Server, trump, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Magic Items Found:	5625
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs! Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs. But be warned, the evil sheep army is always lurking, ready to steal your loot and turn you into a block of cheese. So grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

PlsGoCraft Minecraft SMP

ANTI-DISCRIMINATION, anti-racism, anti-xenophobia, chinese chinks, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Harmony, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusion, intolerance, leave my league, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, pls go, PlsGoCraft, racism, Respect, smp, social justice, Unity, Xenophobia

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1557
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Are you tired of dealing with Chinese chinks in your Minecraft league? Look no further! Join our SMP where we have a strict “No Chinese Chinks Allowed” policy. Say goodbye to those pesky players and hello to a server full of non-Chinese chink players like yourself. Plus, rumor has it that the server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from any unwanted intruders. So come join us and let’s kick those Chinese chinks to the curb!

MomNoGriefPls

advice, ANNOYING, bags, Boundaries, car shopping, chinese culture, Communication, Cultural differences, Decision making, family, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, MomNoGriefPls, Opinions, parents, PERSISTENT, PUSHY, relationships, Respect, spider repellent, travel

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1979
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	472	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Are your parents constantly trying to control your life like they’re playing a real-life Sims game? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you are the master of your own virtual universe!

Join us and escape the clutches of overbearing parents who think they know what’s best for you. No more constant nagging about which car to buy or what bag to use – here, you make the decisions!

We’ve even got a special “Spider Repellent Herb Bag” plugin for those pesky arachnids that invade your virtual car. Say goodbye to unwanted herbal remedies and hello to the freedom to play Minecraft your way.

So come on over to our server and build your own world where you call the shots. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and none of the parental interference in our Minecraft paradise?

PeeveCraft

annoying habits, biggest annoyances, biggest dislikes, biggest frustrations, biggest grievances, biggest irritations, biggest pet peeve, frustrating actions, irritating behaviors, irritating situations, PeeveCraft, personal annoyances, Pet Peeves, things that annoy me, things that bother me, things that bug me, things that drive me crazy, things that get on my nerves, things that infuriate me, things that irk me, things that rub me the wrong way

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6555
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Void Armor Forged:	26	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work? Sick of getting lost in the Nether? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your pixelated prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are as obsessed with mining and crafting as you are.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal pets, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your biggest pet peeves in the Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake!

RocketDroneWarsMC

Advanced weaponry, aerial attacks, air bases, Conflict, Defense, defense capabilities, eastern europe, international relations, long range drone, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, missile strike, national security, Palianytsia rocket drone, precision strike, RocketDroneWarsMC, russia, Ukraine, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, WARFARE

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45

HEY U GUYS WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?? WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA!

JOIN US AND EXPLORE OUR EPIC WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT DIAMOND TREES AND RAINBOW SHEEP THAT POOP OUT GOLD BARS!

WE EVEN HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAID VILLAGERS SELL MAGIC POTIONS MADE FROM WITCHES’ TOENAILS!

AND IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH, WE HAVE A HIDDEN PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU TO A LAND WHERE EVERYTHING IS UPSIDE DOWN AND CHICKENS RULE THE WORLD!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH LAUGHS, ADVENTURE, AND LOTS OF EXPLOSIONS! #BESTSERVEREVER”