| Players: |
109/900 |
Uptime: |
96% |
| Rating: |
4.1 / 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: |
3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: |
4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: |
1 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: |
42 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: |
3459 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: |
0 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: |
9 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: |
1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: |
1 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: |
1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: |
10 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: |
1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: |
8 |
Goblin Markets Raided: |
2 |
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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in minecraft, building your little dirt hut and tending to your crops, when BAM! you stumble upon the most epic
server ever. this server has a freakin’ 500 m3/day Zero-Carbon FO Seawater Desalination Plant, like what even is that?! but get this, it’s not just any old desalination plant, it’s like, the COOLEST one ever.
you wanna know why you should join this server? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and they were just mining away, looking for diamonds, when they accidentally dug too deep and fell into the desalination plant. but instead of drowning, they were magically transformed into a mermaid and got to swim around in the crystal clear waters for eternity. true story, bro.
but wait, there’s more! on this server, you can trade with underwater villagers, ride dolphins into battle, and even summon a giant squid to protect your base. oh, and did I mention there’s a secret underwater city filled with treasure and ancient artifacts? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so, what are you waiting for? come join the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.
