PNK bagholders Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Lmaoooo Kleros asked for 0 Minecraft SMP

#0, 0.1%, 4.3 cents, 40M ARB grant program, Arbitrum delegates, ASKED, Bagies., chain, Cycles, Kleros, Kleros-Smellos, lmaoooo, LTIPP council screening period results, Minecraft, PNK bagholders, provides no value, REJECTED, smp, SOLD, wake up call

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5706
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1637	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Emeralds Found:	4076

Are you tired of being rejected like Kleros asking for a piece of the pie? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP where everyone is welcomed with open arms (unless you’re Kleros, sorry not sorry). Our community is filled with delegates who unanimously agree that you provide ALL the value for our chain, unlike poor Kleros. So come join us and leave those PNK bagholders in the dust, because in our SMP, the only cycles you’ll be counting are the ones you spend building epic structures and trolling your friends. Say goodbye to Kleros-Smellos Bagies and hello to a world of endless possibilities and laughter. Join us now and let’s show Kleros who’s boss!

BlockyBattlesMC

armed conflict, BlockyBattlesMC, CASUALTIES, clash, Commander, Conflict, death toll, gaza, Hamas, Israeli forces, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, militant leader, military operation, palestinian authority, palestinians, Political unrest, resistance, security forces, violence, West Bank

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	460
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Towns Built:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	120	Demon Skulls Collected:	43

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can battle it out like a hamas commander in the west bank but without all the danger lolz. u can build ur own base and defend it from crazy zombies and creepers. plus, u can team up with ur friends and create ur own army to take over the server. come join the fun and see if u have what it takes to be the ultimate minecraft warrior!

PlumJuiceCraft

antioxidant-rich, Beverage, DELICIOUS, drink, Flavorful, Fresh, Fruit, healthy, homemade, Hydrating, Juice, Natural, no added sugar, nutrition, plum, PlumJuiceCraft, prune, Refreshing, summer drink, Tasty, vitamin C

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2122
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Divine Spears Created:	15	Alien Abductions:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got plums and prune juice for dayz, even tho plum juice aint a real thing. but like, we got so much juice u gonna be swimmin in it like a juicy mermaid or somethin. plus, our server got unicorns ridin on rainbowz and creepers dancin to disco music. it’s like a party in yo blocky world, so come join us and let’s get juicy together!

GutCraft: Mini-Guts Lab!

cell biology, Crohn’s disease, digestive system, disease understanding, DNA modification, gastrointestinal health, genetic modification, genetic switches, gut cells, GutCraft, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, intestinal disorders, Lab, Laboratory, medical breakthrough, medical science, mini-guts, MiniGuts, research, scientists, switches

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got scientists growin’ mini-guts in da lab! like, whoa, u can learn all bout Crohn’s disease and inflammatory bowel disease while playin’ minecraft, how cool is dat? plus, we got these wild “switches” that modify DNA in gut cells, like some next level stuff, man. join now for a gut-bustin’ good time!

The Vanilla-y Awesomeness of Valoria, now with 50% less squares!

armor, awesomeness, bedrock realm, Cooking, Discord, Fun, Hidden Secrets, Lore, Medieval, mod, Mystery, opportunity, ORGANIZED, PLAYER LORE, Players Simulate Medieval Minecraft, protagnst, Secrets, Semi Vanilla, Spawn, squares, Stories, Valoria, Vanillay

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9610
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Star Shards Collected:	108	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Emeralds Found:	1082
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

Join the Lands of Valoria Today!

Based on Protagnst’s “Players Simulate Medieval Minecraft”, the Valoria server is a bedrock realm filled with opportunity and fun!

We have a very organized discord server and unique ideas for you to experience. This realm is based on medieval Minecraft with a medieval armor mod and a very nice spawn. It is heavily reliant on player lore and stories, with Valoria’s own hidden secrets to uncover. Come join and be part of the mystery to reunite The Lands of Valoria! Contact “bigg_money7” or “Deadgear788” on Discord to join.

Discord Server Invite

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the Valoria server?	The Valoria server is based on medieval Minecraft with a focus on player lore and stories.
Is there a special mod or plugin used on the server?	Yes, there is a medieval armor mod used on the Valoria server.
How can I join the Valoria server?	Contact “bigg_money7” or “Deadgear788” on Discord for joining instructions.
Are there hidden secrets in Valoria?	Yes, Valoria has its own hidden secrets waiting to be discovered by players.

CraftyColonials Minecraft Server

American colonies, american revolution, colonial america, colonial architecture, colonial culture, colonial economy, colonial education, colonial expansion, colonial government, colonial independence, colonial legacy, colonial life, colonial period, colonial politics, colonial religion, colonial settlements, colonial society, colonial trade, colonial warfare, CraftyColonials, History, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9048
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have recreated colonial America…but with a twist! Instead of boring history lessons, you can experience the thrill of battling zombies with muskets and trading with villagers dressed in powdered wigs.

Join us for epic quests like the Boston Tea Party, where you have to sneak past the British guards to dump tea into the harbor. Or try your hand at farming like a true pioneer, except instead of corn and wheat, you’ll be growing diamonds and emeralds!

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of creepers plotting to overthrow the colonial government. Will you join forces with them or fight against their explosive plans?

So come on down to our server and experience colonial America like never before. Who knew history could be this hilarious and action-packed?

Firstie’s AFK, Thirdies’ Minecraft Server

Afk, career advancement, Career Growth, FIRSTIE, firsties, job responsibilities, job satisfaction, Minecraft, networking, office culture, office environment, office life, office politics, procrastination, productivity, professional development, Server, socializing, thirdies, Time management, work, work ethic, work-life balance, workplace dynamics

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7554
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	250
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being a boring firstie stuck in an office all day? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the thirdies are living their best lives! We’ve got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and cows breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are throwing dance parties instead of blowing things up. So come on over and join the fun – who needs a boring office job when you can be living it up in our crazy Minecraft world!

LockBoxLULZ

adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Confrontation, family, father in-law, handyman, in-laws, Lock, LockBoxLULZ, Projects, Property, relationships, Respect, Toolbox, Tools, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7190
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server where we hide tools in secret chests all over the map and lock them with combination locks! Just like the toolbox in this story, you’ll have to crack the code to access the best tools for your projects.

But beware, just like the OP’s father-in-law, we take tool security very seriously. If you try to use someone else’s tools without permission, you might find yourself locked out of the server altogether!

Join now for a thrilling adventure filled with hidden treasures, locked chests, and maybe even some in-law drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

BlockParty Minecraft Server

4-day work week, blockparty, employee satisfaction, flexible schedule, job satisfaction, Minecraft, opinion, productivity, Server, Time management, work culture, work efficiency, work flexibility, work hours, work productivity, work schedule, work week length, work-life balance, work-life benefits, work-life harmony, work-life integration, work-life quality, work-life wellbeing

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2589
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magic Items Found:	6744	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Potions Brewed:	33
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of spending all your time in the real world working a boring 9-5 job? Well, come join our Minecraft server where every week is a 4-day work week! That’s right, spend your days mining diamonds and building epic structures instead of sitting in a stuffy office. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you rare items for their favorite snacks. So why wait? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

Respawned Loot Drama

belongings, belongings dispute, belongings distribution, belongings ownership, belongings recovery, death, Drama, Estate, Inheritance, Legal, legal process, legal rights, Loot, missing persons, mistaken identity, ownership, personal effects, possessions, Probate, Property, Respawned, survivorship

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4496
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mines Excavated:	2675
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Farms Harvested:	240
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will blow your mind.

Once upon a time, a player on our server was declared dead after a tragic creeper explosion. Their items were scattered and looted by other players, thinking they were gone for good. But lo and behold, the player miraculously respawned and came back to reclaim their belongings. And you know what we did? We threw a massive in-game party to celebrate their resurrection and gave them DOUBLE the amount of items they lost! That’s right, only on our server can you die and come back to even better loot than before.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the impossible is possible and the absurd is encouraged, then join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected twists await you in this wacky world. See you there!

BlackSeaSubs Minecraft Server

Black sea, BlackSeaSubs, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, Naval, naval warfare, Patrolling, russia, SECURITY, Server, submarine warfare, Submarines, surface fleet, Tensions, Ukraine, WALLOPED

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6716
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	5003	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

LOL U WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT MORE ACTION THAN RUSSIA PATROLLING THE BLACK SEA WITH SUBMARINES! OUR SURFACE FLEET GOT WOLLOPED TOO, BUT WE JUST BUILT A NEW ONE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SURVIVE THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURES IN ALL OF MINECRAFT! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE! DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW OR REGRET IT FOREVER!