Lmaoooo Kleros asked for 0 Minecraft SMP

#0, 0.1%, 4.3 cents, 40M ARB grant program, Arbitrum delegates, ASKED, Bagies., chain, Cycles, Kleros, Kleros-Smellos, lmaoooo, LTIPP council screening period results, Minecraft, PNK bagholders, provides no value, REJECTED, smp, SOLD, wake up call

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9925
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	33	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Are you tired of being rejected like Kleros asking for a piece of the pie? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP where everyone is welcomed with open arms (unless you’re Kleros, sorry not sorry). Our community is filled with delegates who unanimously agree that you provide ALL the value for our chain, unlike poor Kleros. So come join us and leave those PNK bagholders in the dust, because in our SMP, the only cycles you’ll be counting are the ones you spend building epic structures and trolling your friends. Say goodbye to Kleros-Smellos Bagies and hello to a world of endless possibilities and laughter. Join us now and let’s show Kleros who’s boss!

NormalNotNormal – Minecraft SMP

common practices, Cultural differences, customs, different, everyday life, habits, Individuality, Minecraft, normal, NormalNotNormal, norms, Perception, personal beliefs, Personal experiences, perspective, smp, social constructs, societal expectations, societal norms, Subjective, Traditions, Unconventional, Unique

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4931
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is digging for diamonds and building bland houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the cows wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken nugget that grants you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who prances around leaving a trail of glitter wherever it goes. If you can catch the Rainbow Sheep and sheer its magical wool, you’ll be granted the power of flight for a whole day!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey full of laughter, adventure, and absurdity! Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next?

NotCheatingButCrafting

accusations, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Defense, emotional intelligence, Empathy, fidelity, Honesty, love, loyalty, Men, misunderstanding, NotCheatingButCrafting, perspective, Reassurance, reddit, relationships, Support, Trust

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8429
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of being accused of cheating in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can cheat all you want without any consequences! Build secret hideouts for your side pieces, create elaborate traps to catch your significant other snooping around, and even have a pet parrot that squawks “I’m faithful, I swear!” every time your partner logs on. Join now and cheat your way to victory!

CloudySoulzMC

Afterlife, Atmospheric, Celestial, Clouds, CloudySoulzMC, dead people, eerie, Ethereal, FANTASY, Haunting, imagination, Metaphysical, Mystery, mystical, OTHERWORLDLY, Philosophical, Souls, SPIRITUAL, Supernatural, surreal, Thought-provoking

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4379
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	New Chunks Explored:	180302
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Yo, so imagine this, right? What if clouds were actually the souls of dead people just chillin’ up in the sky? Crazy, right? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore this wacky concept and build your own cloud city filled with ghostly inhabitants.

Join us for the ultimate afterlife experience where you can battle it out with other players in epic sky wars, or team up to conquer the cloud kingdom and become the ruler of the skies.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground realm where you can mine for rare ores and uncover hidden treasures. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this twisted version of Minecraft?

So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this bizarre world where clouds are more than just fluffy white things in the sky.

LymeCraft: 7x Higher Cases!

Cases, epidemiology, findings, health, high incidence areas, higher, infection, Lyme Disease, Lyme Disease awareness, Lyme Disease prevention, Lyme Disease treatment, LymeCraft, public health, research, statistics, study, Tick, tick bites, tick prevention, tick-borne diseases, tick-borne illness, US

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	407
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Enchantments Applied:	65	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a case of the giggles! we’ve got more fun than a barrel of creepers and more surprises than a chest full of diamonds.

our players are like a herd of sheep, following the leader and always ready for an adventure. we’ve got so many quests and challenges, you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life dungeon (but without the smell).

forget about lyme disease, the only thing you’ll catch here is a case of pure joy! so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest, most hilarious minecraft experience of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Canopy: Minecraft Server for Old Folks Who Still Get Excited About Weekly Events

age, atmosphere, border, CANOPY, collaboration, Community, Events, Excited, Explore, Feedback, Folks, Fun, ideas, Mechanics, Minecraft, Moderation, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Server, Soft, Spigot, stress, Tpa, Vanilla, WEEKLY

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7552
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	122
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

CanopyMC Server

About	We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We just reset the map and won’t reset again until the community calls for it. We aim to create a laid-back, low stress, fun environment for players to enjoy Minecraft together.
Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla
What We Offer	Soft Border – Explore freely within an 8K boundary Semi-Vanilla – Minimal plugins for vanilla feel Dynamic Map – View builds in real time New Hats – Custom hats for players Datapacks – Various gameplay enhancements Weekly Server Events – Fun activities for everyone Community Builds – Collaborative projects

Wanna join us? Check us out on the server or in Discord

Information:

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect to the IP address canopymc.net in your Minecraft client.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla with a few plugins for moderation purposes only.

Q: Can I build outside of the soft border?

A: Yes, but be aware that anything outside of the 8K boundary may be deleted for future content.

Q: Are there player ranks or special privileges?

A: We strive to keep the gameplay fair for all players, so there are no special privileges or ranks based on donations.

SpermCupCraft Minecraft Server

carrying sperm, cups of sperm, fertility, male fertility, Minecraft, reproductive health, Server, sperm analysis, sperm banks, sperm carrying methods, sperm cells, sperm collection, sperm count, sperm donation, sperm health, sperm preservation, sperm production, sperm quality, sperm samples, sperm storage, sperm storage containers, sperm transport, SpermCupCraft

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7635
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll be carrying cups of sperm around in no time! Why, you ask? Because on our server, the currency is sperm! That’s right, forget gold and emeralds, sperm is where it’s at! And don’t worry, our sperm is sustainably sourced from the finest virtual donors in the land. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew mining could be so…sticky?

ChickenFajitaKing Minecraft SMP

bulk order, Catering, chicken fajitas, ChickenFajitaKing, DELICIOUS, event planning, fiesta, food order, Grilled Chicken, Hungry, large order, meal prep, mexican cuisine, Mexican flavors, Minecraft, mouth watering, onions, party food, peppers, sizzling, smp, spicy, Tex-Mex, tortillas

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3264
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	6044
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Animals Bred:	155

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally spawned 6,000 chicken fajitas instead of chickens. Chaos ensued as players tried to wrangle the fajitas and cook them before they went bad. It was a fajita frenzy like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that oinks diamonds instead of regular pig noises. Players have been on a quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to finally discover the Diamond Pig?

So come join us for a wild ride filled with fajitas, diamonds, and plenty of laughs. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our Minecraft SMP!

ShowerCraft26

Argument, bathroom etiquette, body wash, Communication, conditioning, environmental impact, female, long shower, partner, personal hygiene, playlist, Relaxation, self-care, shaving, shower routine, shower songs, ShowerCraft26, thick hair, Time management, water conservation, water wastage

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3547
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Are you tired of being judged for taking a luxurious 26-minute shower? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we celebrate your dedication to cleanliness! Join us and revel in the glory of spending quality time with your hair, body, and favorite shower tunes.

Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate the finer things in life, like a perfectly timed shower routine. Don’t let anyone rain on your parade – come join us and show off your shower skills!

Plus, rumor has it that the longer you spend in the shower on our server, the more powerful your Minecraft character becomes. So lather up, folks, because it’s time to wash away the haters and emerge as the cleanest, most unstoppable player around. See you in the shower!

RussianRaidersCraft

border, captured, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, Detainees, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, incursion, International, Invasion, Military, Official, prisoners, RussianRaidersCraft, russians, Tensions, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5117
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Farms Harvested:	475	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got more russians than a vodka convention, like, captured and stuff. our ukraine official dude is like, so proud of the captures, he’s practically doing cartwheels. join this server for the most epic battles and captures you’ve ever seen in minecraft. plus, our official dude tells the craziest stories about how he wrangled those russians. it’s like, a wild ride, man. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

NoRestNoMercyCraft

Animal Behavior, dangerous animals, drowning, fear of sharks, insomnia, Marine Biology, marine life, NoRestNoMercyCraft, ocean predators, oceanic predators, predatory behavior, predatory creatures, predatory hunting., predatory instincts, Shark attacks, shark behavior, shark conservation, Sharks, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, violence

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6012
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where sharks are the rulers? Well, this server is the place for you! Our sharks are so hardcore, they never sleep because they would drown if they did. Imagine the chaos and mayhem they cause 24/7!

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that fart rainbows. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this magical and insane world?

Join now for a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us today!

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