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| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 6004 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 23 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 8 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
lmao so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like “ehh idk man”? well listen up, cuz this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farting rainbows and glitter all over ur screen.
u wanna know why u should join? well, lemme tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a llama who could speak fluent pig latin and he was the king of the server. he would ride around on a flying cow and shoot fireballs out of his eyes.
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies doing the macarena, it’s a wild time.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes ice cream? yeah, u heard me right. ICE CREAM. so come join the fun and see what other crazy shenanigans are waiting for u on this wacky minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it. #llamakingdom #discozombies #icecreamdragon
