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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2821
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and outrageous adventures! Join us if you want to witness epic battles with flying llamas, build giant statues of cheese, and participate in intense dance-offs with creepers. But beware, because you might just stumble upon a secret underground society of penguin wizards who control the fate of the server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP! Join now and become part of the madness, onii chan! brap splUNK FRRPTTHHHPPP BRRRREAAAAAPP PRRFFFFTTTT plip plip ploppopoppp plop plop FRRRRREEPRPPPTTTHHPPPTH BRAAAAAPPPP SPALUNK

NightmareCraft

anxiety, bedtime stress, bedtime worries, fear, insomnia, late night anxiety, late night thoughts, midnight worries, NightmareCraft, nighttime anxiety, nighttime fears, overthinking, restless mind, restlessness, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleepless nights, sleeplessness, stress, tossing and turning, worries

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7575
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9857
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dragons Tamed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Runes Activated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, fear not, because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boredom! Join us and embark on epic adventures that will keep you up all night long (literally)!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of zombie chickens start attacking you. But don’t worry, our server has custom mobs that will keep you on your toes and make every mining trip a thrilling experience.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and guarded by a giant llama with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring nights and hello to epic Minecraft madness!

SpyKids Minecraft Server

children, cold war, covert operation, Diplomatic, double agents, Espionage, espionage thriller, family, Flight, intelligence, international relations, KGB, Minecraft, Moscow, Nationality, prisoner swap, Russian, secret agents, Server, soviet union, spy couple, SpyKids, swap deal

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1348
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

so, liek, this server is so lit that even russian spies wanna join! imagine being a spy kid and finding out ur russian on a plane ride to moscow! that’s the kind of wild ride u can expect on this server. join us and uncover ur true identity while building epic creations and battling mobs. who knows, u might even discover ur long lost twin who’s also a spy. don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of ur minecraft life!

BlockyBanterCraft

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3442
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT IS SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL FAIRYLAND WHERE DIAMONDS GROW ON TREES AND PIGS FLY!

WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH ENDLESS SUPPLIES OF TNT FOR YOU TO BLOW STUFF UP (SAFELY, OF COURSE). AND DID I MENTION OUR PET CREEPERS? THEY’RE TRAINED TO GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING IN YOUR FACE!

ALSO, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY WIZARDS WHO CAN TURN YOU INTO A DRAGON IF YOU ASK NICELY. IMAGINE FLYING AROUND THE MAP BREATHING FIRE AND TERRORIZING VILLAGERS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND ENTER A WORLD WHERE THE IMPOSSIBLE BECOMES POSSIBLE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LAUGHTER)

Bookworms & Boners Server

Analysis, Assessment, Authenticity, boners, book review, Bookworms, credibility, critique, Discernment, Evaluation, Honest, horniness level, IMPORTANCE, Integrity, judgment, Literature, long tail, opinion, Server, tags, writing quality

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	716
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

So, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a server where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the macarena? well, this server is the place for u!

we got flying sheep that poop diamonds, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move.

if u join our server, u can ride a unicorn into battle and defeat the evil ender dragon with nothing but a carrot.

plus, our community is like a big, dysfunctional family where everyone is always arguing about who has the best pet rock.

so, if u wanna experience the most wacky and wild Minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to lose your mind in the best way possible.

Elite Anarchy [1.21]

Accomplishments.., alliances, Anarchy, Battles, BETRAYAL, Chaos, cheat-free, creativity, Epic battles, fair environment, freedom, Minecraft, monumental structures, no cheating, no limits, No Rules, Playground, Survival, Trust, Vibrant Community

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8908
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Dive into a world of chaos and freedom where there are no rules, no boundaries, and no limits—except one: No Cheating. Our server is the perfect playground for those who crave the thrill of survival, creativity, and unfiltered anarchy. Whether you’re looking to build monumental structures, form alliances, or wage epic battles, Elite Anarchy offers the perfect canvas for your adventures.

Join a vibrant community of players where trust is earned, alliances are fragile, and betrayal is always a possibility. With a commitment to providing a fair and cheat-free environment, you can rest assured that your hard-earned accomplishments are respected and preserved.

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🏕️ SMP where every block is VIP pass 🏕️ No squares allowed! Join THE CLUB now! 🏕️

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], +18, Allowed, application, BLOCK, club, Community, Economy, Events, Fabric, Hardware, Hermitcraft-like, Join, Modpack, Mods, Optimization, pass, Player Shops, Projects, setup, smp, squares, Vanilla, Vip, voice chat, webmap, Whitelist, Worldgen

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7807
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

ABOUT US

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

HARDWARE & SETUP

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Platform	Fabric 1.21
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	10GB (32 Total)

MODS & TWEAKS

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features.

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
Mobs & Players Drop Heads
Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Minecarts now run 4x faster
Online Webmap

APPLICATION

Join our Discord Server here!

Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules

Step 2: Submit an application via our application link

Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!

Step 4: Short Interview

Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

MineBrit Minecraft Server

#British movies, #British travel, #British vloggers, British, British accents, British celebrities, british comedy, british culture, British education, British fashion, british food, British History, british humor, British lifestyle, british music, british slang, British stereotypes, British traditions, British TV Shows, british youtubers, MineBrit, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6524
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6649	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of rainbow-colored llamas who will guide you through a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find this elusive creature, you’ll be set for life!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon struggles to complete it. But don’t worry, if you fall, you’ll be saved by a team of flying squids who will gently float you back to safety.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they tend to get a little too excited sometimes.

VividCoomer in Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, VividCoomer

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	53603
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	242
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other, where your mental imagery will come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous ways.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where cows ride pigs, chickens wear diamond armor, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding. Our players have created insane structures like a giant toilet made entirely out of obsidian or a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of poultry minions to do his bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Sheep Wizard.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, full of laughter, insanity, and cooming to your imagination, then join our server today! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world.

DogCraft: Keepin’ Fido Forever

destructive behavior, dog behavior, dog behavior issues, dog obedience training, dog ownership, dog rehoming, dog training, Dogcraft, family dog, family pet, fido, high energy dog, keepin, mixed breed dog, pet abandonment, pet behavior, pet expenses, pet ownership, pet rehoming, pet responsibilities, pet training, training challenges

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4766
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Farms Harvested:	585

Are you tired of dealing with a high-energy, destructive, mixed breed mutt who thinks he’s a wrecking ball? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to train a virtual dog who constantly knocks down players, jumps on them, and scratches them. Watch as he chews on everything in sight, from virtual toys to Xbox controllers and even the virtual deck and furniture. But don’t worry, our stimulating virtual toys and sniffer treats will surely keep him entertained…or will they?

With a virtual yard that’s not fenced, you can witness firsthand the chaos as he digs holes into virtual foundations and tries to destroy the virtual neighbor’s fence. Will you be able to fill in the virtual holes before it’s too late?

Join now and experience the guilt of giving up on a virtual dog that you took in as your virtual responsibility. Will you choose the dog over your virtual husband’s happiness and financial stability? It’s a virtual dilemma like no other!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to handle this virtual mutt madness. Who needs reality when you can have all this virtual chaos at your fingertips?

LebSyriaAirStrikeCraft

aggression, Airport, airstrikes, border, Conflict, Defense, fighter jets, international relations, Israeli, Israeli Air Force, lebanon, LebSyriaAirStrikeCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Politics, Report, SECURITY, strike, Syria, Tension

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4801
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Towns Built:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like an Israeli fighter jet striking an airport on the Lebanon-Syria border – total madness! We got explosions, chaos, and non-stop action, just like in real life but in blocky form! Join us if u wanna experience the thrill of dodging missiles while building ur dream castle. Plus, our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to create epic adventures. So what u waitin’ for? Join now and let’s blow stuff up together!