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| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 4036 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 238 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
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