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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 1995 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Ores Mined: | 3020 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5778 | Farms Harvested: | 628 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Towns Built: | 5 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
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