| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 4350 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8070 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 80 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 9965 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 79 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs through lava pits, battling zombie chickens in diamond armor, and building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away to the latest Minecraft remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 2669 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 | Potions Brewed: | 127 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Crops Grown: | 6489 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 402 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is endorsed by the one and only Sayu, the queen of Minecraft herself. She streams live on Twitch and YouTube, where you can watch her save the grass in real-time. Plus, she’s got merch that will make you the envy of all your friends.
And if you’re worried about missing out because you hate Twitch, don’t worry – Sayu streams on YouTube too, sometimes. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around and experience the Sayu love for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 4904 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 21 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 4907 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle out of diamond blocks and watch as it gets invaded by a horde of angry chickens armed with swords!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Foreskin Forest, where players can embark on a quest to find the elusive Golden Foreskin and unlock untold riches and glory!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server around – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few missing brain cells)!
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 3402 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 366 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and endless possibilities. Who needs poorly produced porn when you can build your own world and explore with friends? Say goodbye to the days of watching “extremely average people” on camera and hello to a new virtual reality where the only limit is your imagination.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the world of lackluster porn behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 2172 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Votes: | 6610 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 3053 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! That’s right, folks, on our server, anything is possible, even partying with Minecraft legends!
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Diamonds Are Forever” treasure hunt, where players compete to find the most diamonds while dodging lava pits and zombie hordes. The winner gets a real-life diamond (Disclaimer: diamond may be made of plastic, but hey, it’s the thought that counts)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, your kunt will thank you!
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 6855 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 4504 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with fireballs. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so watch out for some spooky surprises!
So why waste your time preordering Kingdom Come 2 when you can join our insane Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the cake!
