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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 7915 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 457 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
so, like, you gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns flyin’ around and talkin’ pigs givin’ out diamonds like candy. and get this, the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ you up.
oh, and did i mention that the ender dragon is actually just a big cuddly kitten that purrs when you pet it? yeah, it’s pretty wild.
plus, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes every time you log in. i wished for a pizza that never runs out and now i’m livin’ the dream, baby.
so come on and join the fun, cuz if you don’t, zelensky might come after you and make you eat broccoli for eternity. ain’t nobody got time for that!
