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DrunkHubbyVacayCancelled

Angry, bbq, children, company party, DEADLINE, Divorce, doctoral thesis, Drunk, DrunkHubbyVacayCancelled, housework, Hungover, husband, Packing, parents-in-law, pneumonia, SAHM, shouting, used, vacation, Wasted, work

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7410
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3861	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Meteorites Collected:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream vacation home without worrying about a hungover husband ruining your plans. Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and forget about all the stress of organizing family trips.

With our insane stories and outrageous reasons to join, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life troubles behind as you embark on epic quests and build magnificent structures with fellow players. Who knows, you might even find a virtual hubby who won’t ditch you for a company party!

CraftyBeauty Minecraft Server

art, Awe, beauty, Connection, CraftyBeauty, creativity, Diversity, Happiness, Harmony, Humanity, Individuality, inspiration, love, Minecraft, Nature, opinion, Peace, perspective, Serenity, Server, Wonder, world

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9055
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Is it a breathtaking sunset? A field of blooming flowers? Nah, it’s our Minecraft server, duh! Why waste time looking at real life beauty when you can join our server and feast your eyes on pixelated perfection?

Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance-offs with creepers. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to our next block party.

So why settle for real life beauty when you can bask in the glory of our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a TNT block).

CreeperDateGoneWrong

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward dates, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward moments, awkward situations, CreeperDateGoneWrong, cringe, DATING, dating disasters, dating fails, dating mishaps, dating stories, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, first date, funny, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6503
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Crops Grown:	3228
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Astral Projections Made:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of awkward first dates in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find love without the cringe! Join us and experience virtual dating like never before – no need to worry about spilling your drink or tripping over your shoelaces here!

Our server is filled with romantic hotspots where you can woo your crush with pixelated flowers and virtual chocolates. And if things start getting steamy, you can always escape to our secret love caves for some alone time. Who needs real-life awkward moments when you can have virtual ones instead?

So come on, join our server and find your pixelated soulmate today! Who knows, you might just end up marrying that cute blocky character you’ve been flirting with all night. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly mined diamonds!

CrimeaCraft: Drone Wars

Air drones, Attack, base, Black sea, blast, coast guard, Conflict, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Defense, drone, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, naval drones, Russian, Sea Drones, Surveillance, Tensions, UAVs, UKRAINIAN, Wars

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ores Mined:	7939	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Join our server for some epic PvP battles that will make your head spin! Build your own base, raid your enemies, and dominate the competition like a boss. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even get recruited by the Ukrainian military for your mad skills.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind, like the “Exploding Sheep” plugin that turns innocent farm animals into deadly weapons. And don’t even get me started on the “Llama Launcher” plugin that lets you ride llamas into battle while shooting lasers out of their eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a Russian Coast Guard, that is.

75kMileMania

000 miles, 75, 75kMileMania, aging, average human body, body endurance, body function, body maintenance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, human anatomy, human biology, human health, human lifespan, human longevity, human mortality, LIFESPAN, Longevity, mortality, physical activity, stops running

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	103
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9827	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Dragon Scales Harvested:	221	Emeralds Found:	5522
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MINECRAFT CARS THAT CAN TAKE YOU 75,000 MILES BEFORE THEY BREAK DOWN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT, DRIVE AROUND IN STYLE UNTIL YOUR CAR GIVES UP ON LIFE. BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT MECHANICS IN THE GAME THAT CAN FIX IT UP FOR YOU! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE HOW FAR YOU CAN GO BEFORE YOUR VIRTUAL BODY GIVES OUT!

TremorCraft79: Pompeii Edition

AD79, ancient history, Archaeological Findings, buildings collapse, catastrophic event, disaster research, disaster study, earthquake, Edition, Eruption, geological phenomenon, historical event, historical tragedy, natural disaster, Pompeii, Pompeii deaths, Pompeii excavation, seismic activity, seismic tremors, TremorCraft79, tremors, Vesuvius, volcanic eruption

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9603
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

lol join our server and experience the ultimate disaster simulation! imagine being in pompeii during the eruption of vesuvius, except with a twist – there’s also an EARTHQUAKE happening at the same time! watch as buildings collapse on top of you while lava spews everywhere, all in glorious blocky minecraft graphics! who needs history class when you can relive it in the most chaotic way possible? join now for a once-in-a-lifetime experience that you definitely won’t survive!

Tomoso’s Vanilla Ice Cream SMP: Chill with 1.20.6!

1.20.6, Chill, cream, France Discord Diamond economy Papermc Original Minecraft Quality of life Server Plugins Land claims Vanilla SMP Chill Community Survival Building Redstone PVP Mob farm Nether End dimension, Ice, smp, Tomosos, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4698
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft with select plugins
Economy	Diamond based
Land Claims	No land claims
Server Version	Papermc 1.20.6
Location	France
Discord	https://discord.gg/bGGBSbGRrB

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What type of server is this?	This is a Vanilla Minecraft server with a few select plugins for quality of life improvements.
Is the economy based on diamonds?	Yes, the server has a diamond-based economy.
Are land claims allowed on the server?	No, there are no land claims on this server.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Papermc 1.20.6.
Where is the server located?	The server is located in France.
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/bGGBSbGRrB.

RanmaSisters Minecraft Server

90s, Akane Tendo, Anime, classic, comedy, gender bending, Happosai, It’s, japanese, Jusenkyo, Love Triangle, Manga, Martial Arts, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Over.., Ranma Saotome, RanmaSisters, romantic comedy, Rumiko Takahashi, Server, SHONEN, sibling rivalry, so

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2562
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is SO over ranmasisters! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of lava and creepers. It’s like a theme park from hell!

2. Our staff members are actually trained ninja warriors who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They will literally drop down from the sky and karate chop anyone who messes with you.

3. We have a petting zoo filled with mutant animals that you can ride into battle. Imagine riding into battle on a giant spider or a zombie pig!

4. Our main city is built entirely out of diamond blocks because why not? Who needs practicality when you can have bling bling everywhere you look?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

ConcordCraft Minecraft Server

Concord Edition, Concord Game, Concord General, ConcordCraft, early access, early access game, game development, Gaming, Gaming Community, indie game, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, Request Access, Server, Single player, Snoy Account, Steam, steam game, Steam store, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8047
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Welcome to the “its ok? edition” Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and laughter never ends! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and ridiculous shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with mutant pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance. Who wouldn’t want to hang out with those funky farm animals?

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our legendary boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon. Rumor has it, he’s so derpy that he accidentally breathes fire-shaped hearts instead of actual flames. It’s both adorable and terrifying at the same time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

Girlfriend-Free Getaway Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chronic pain, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional labor, financial strain, getaway, GirlfriendFree, Guilt, health issues, Insecurities, mental health, Minecraft, past trauma, personal time, relationship troubles, Self Discovery, self-care, Server, support system, vacation, vacation expenses, vacation planning

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1104
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to relax, unwind, and build to your heart’s content.

Join us and leave behind the stress of dealing with a girlfriend who can’t handle vacations without starting a fight. On our server, the only fights you’ll encounter are epic battles with creepers and skeletons!

Take a break from consoling your insecure partner and spend your days mining for diamonds and exploring vast landscapes. No need to worry about guilt trips or ultimatums here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

So come on over to our server and leave all your relationship woes behind. Your virtual vacation awaits – and this time, you can truly relax without any drama!