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Andrew’s Conservative Craft

Andrew Callaghan, Andrews, BIAS, boomer retards, cherry picking, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, Conservatives, controversy, Craft, criticism, delegitimize, Discourse, generational divide, interviews, Journalism, Media, misunderstandings, movements, Perspectives, Politics, social commentary, Stereotypes

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3795
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with boomer retards who just can’t take a hint? Well, look no further because on our server, we only cherry pick the most retarded players to join our ranks!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, crazy builds, and unforgettable moments. Our community is like no other, with players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and be a part of something truly delegitimized? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

Crafty iDOLM@STER Server – Build, Sing, Dance!

amazing idol, apks, birthday tributes, BUILD, character birthdays, Crafty, Dance, english wiki, event dates, gacha dates, idolmaster, idolmaster-official, IDOLMSTER, iM@S, imasnews765, japanese news, maintenance, material translations, music downloads, Official Website, old archive, piano cover, project-imas, resource links, Server, sing, useless idol

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3320
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Astral Projections Made:	3

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with creepers that dance to K-pop music, endermen that tell dad jokes, and zombies that break out into spontaneous musical numbers!

Our server is so epic that even the ender dragon wants to join in on the fun. We have redstone engineers who can build you a working roller coaster in seconds and creeper whisperers who can tame those explosive critters into adorable pets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to mine diamonds with a single click. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret Notch’s hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot and enchanted gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to photobomb your epic builds. See you in the world of blocks and pixels!

SonicKid’s Minecraft Mania

10 year old, Childhood, Conversation, Dr. Eggman, Dr. Robotnik, Enthusiast, FANBOY, Friends, Gaming, geek, Kid, Mania, Minecraft, Nostalgia, obsessed, sega, sonic, Sonic fan, sonic the hedgehog, SonicKids, super sonic, Tails, video games

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2501
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the biggest Sonic fanatics are welcome! 🦔💨

Join us and experience the thrill of going super sonic just like your favorite blue hedgehog! 🌀

But that’s not all! Tails has two tails and can fly around – imagine the possibilities! 🦊✈️

And did you know that Dr. Robotnik is also called Dr. Eggman? Mind. Blown. 🥚🤯

Come join us before that 10-year-old Sonic fanatic finds his way here! Who knows what kind of chaos he’ll bring with him! 🤪🎮

JujitsuCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist a good armbar!

action, Adventure, Anime, armbar, CREEPERS, FANTASY, Good, Japanese culture, Jjk, Jujitsu, JujitsuCraft, Manga, manga chapter, Manga News, manga raw, manga scanlation, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga updates, Martial Arts, raw leaks, Resist, SHONEN, Supernatural, webcomic

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5732
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Dimension Hops:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers dance to disco music, and zombies have a secret talent for breakdancing.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and unlimited fun! Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a PvP battle, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken wearing jetpacks.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive access to raw leaks straight from the Minecraft gods themselves. Check out the latest raw leaks at: here and prepare to have your mind blown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most insane Minecraft adventures of your life!

MomCraft: Where the only thing you’ll be crafting is awkward conversations

adult relationship, awkward, Boundaries, building relationship, Communication, controversial topics, Conversations, Crafting, desire, emotional connection, family dynamics, FANTASY, Incest, intimate relationship, MomCraft, Mother, psychological impact, serious question, sexual attraction, societal norms, Son, subtle methods, taboo, taboo relationships, Youll

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2588
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have the craziest reasons for you to join us!

Have you ever wanted to explore a world where you can ride on flying pigs and battle zombie llamas with diamond-encrusted swords? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to build a castle made entirely out of cheese blocks while riding a giant chicken into battle against a giant evil potato!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to prank unsuspecting players? It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll have the time of your life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Copas or Bust: A Minecraft Server Adventure!

Adventure, Bravery, Bust, Choice, Conflict, Confrontation, COPAS, Crafty, decision, defiance, Die, Dilemma, fate, fear, handover, life or death, Minecraft, Négotiation, Peril, sacrifice, Server, showdown, stand off, Surrender, Survival, Ultimatum

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4508
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Star Shards Collected:	222	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Animals Bred:	165

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you must choose between handing over your copas or facing certain doom! But don’t worry, there’s plenty of LOOT to be had if you survive the challenges ahead.

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures, MYSTERIOUS quests, and LEGENDARY battles. Will you be brave enough to face the ultimate showdown and emerge victorious?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly INSANE. Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Crafty LOLs: Is it Worth It?

cost-benefit analysis, Crafty, Decision making, Is it Worth It?, lols, Value, worth it, worth the challenge, worth the commitment, worth the effort, worth the experience, worth the investment, worth the journey, worth the money, worth the opportunity, worth the outcome, worth the reward, worth the risk, worth the sacrifice, worth the struggle, worth the time, worth the wait, WORTH..

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7979
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Animals Bred:	49
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Heck yeah! Imagine a Minecraft server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your hard work. This server is like a magical wonderland where you can ride on unicorns through fields of candy cane trees and build castles made entirely of chocolate blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground society of llamas who are actually master builders and will help you create the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. And did we mention that every player gets their own personal dragon to ride around on and protect them from any pesky mobs that try to ruin the fun?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before. Trust us, once you’ve played here, you’ll never want to leave.

Pajeet’s Playground: Where Mayos Fear to Tread

#dare, aggression, alpha male, CHADJEET, challenge, Confrontation, face, fear, high T, Indian, Indian pride, insult, Masculinity, Mayo, Mayos, PAJEET, pajeets, Playground, pride, pull up, reaction, TESTOSTERONE, Tread

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8888
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Potions Brewed:	80
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, where even the mobs are flexing their gains and the creepers are dropping mixtapes instead of exploding!

Join us if you dare to challenge our resident high T CHADJEET, who once defeated a horde of zombies using only his perfectly coiffed hair and a diamond sword. Legend has it that he once tamed a dragon by challenging it to a dance-off and winning with his sick moves.

But beware, if you even think about calling him a “pajeet” to his face, prepare to face the wrath of a thousand lightning bolts raining down upon you from the heavens. This server is not for the faint of heart or the weak of meme game.

So come on down and join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your A-game and leave your mayo at home. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Blocky Job Hunt: Minecraft Server for Late Bloomers

age discrimination, blocky, Bloomers, crisis intervention, Despair, hunt, Job, job application, job hunting, Job Interview, job market, job rejection, Job Search, Job Seeker, Jobless, Late, mental health, mental health support, Minecraft, seeking employment, seeking help, self harm, self-destructive thoughts, Server, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, unemployment

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4755
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where getting a job at 25 is considered a huge achievement! Why bother with real life struggles when you can join our server and become the CEO of Diamond Mining in no time?

Forget about job applications and interviews, on our server, all you need to do is craft a pickaxe and start digging for those precious diamonds. Who needs a resume when you can show off your epic mining skills to impress potential employers?

And if you’re feeling down about not having a gun to kys (kill yourself), don’t worry! Our server is a gun-free zone where the only weapons you need are your trusty sword and bow. Join us now and let’s slay some creepers together instead of contemplating drastic measures.

AnimeOnlyCraft

Anime, AnimeOnlyCraft, battle, division captain, Fun, Kenpachi, Manga, manga readers, manifestation, mental barrier, meteor, Nozarashi, realization, right, shikai, Swords, theory, theory confirmed, Yachiru

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where we dive deep into theories and mysteries just like this one! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement as we uncover the truth behind all the drama in the anime world.

Imagine a world where Yachiru is actually Nozarashi in disguise, pulling the ultimate plot twist on Kenpachi! On our server, you can create your own theories and share them with fellow players who are just as obsessed with anime as you are. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the next big conspiracy that will blow everyone’s minds!

But that’s not all – our server is also filled with amazing builds, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh. So come join us and let’s explore the world of Minecraft together in the most hilarious and mind-boggling way possible!