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Ban Hammer Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1109
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Void Gems Collected:	24	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a server-wide treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life llama delivered to your doorstep?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, where players trade rare items like enchanted golden carrots for magical powers. And don’t even get me started on the time someone accidentally turned the entire server into a giant potato farm.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky range bans from Germany.

Baited Rats & Flying Shit Minecraft Server

Audience, Bait, BAITED, chuuba, Content Creator, Drop, ENGAGEMENT, flying, flying shit, give up, gura, insane rats, lack of streams, Minecraft, MONEY, Ocean, Online Community, Rats, Server, Shit, streaming, subbed, Support, viewership, Watching

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8119
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3180
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or crazy adventures? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into an ocean of bait, insane rrats, and flying sht – yes, you heard that right, flying sht!

Join our server and embark on wild chuuba hunts, where you’ll have to outsmart the rrats and dodge the flying sh*t to claim your prize. And don’t worry about lack of streams, because we have a special feature where Gura herself will pop in to stream while you play.

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Cash Money Minecraft SMP

000, 100, bonds, Cash, Diversification, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Planning, high return, income generation, Investment, long-term growth, low management, Minecraft, MONEY, mutual funds, passive income, portfolio management, real estate, retirement planning, risk management, smp, stock market, ways to invest, wealth building

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6593
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Potions Brewed:	173

Are you tired of boring old investment opportunities that require actual work? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! With just $100k, you can join our server and invest in virtual diamonds that will generate you endless income with zero management involved.

Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden diamond mine in our server and suddenly become the richest player in town. You’ll have other players begging to join your diamond empire and you’ll be rolling in virtual riches in no time.

But beware, there are rival players who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and overthrow your reign as the wealthiest player. It’s a cutthroat world out there in our Minecraft SMP, but the rewards are worth the risk.

So why waste your money on boring real-life investments when you can join our server and become a virtual diamond tycoon? Join now and start your journey to Minecraft riches today!

Xanny.World Minecraft server

Anarchy mode, Auto-mine, Beginners, Cases, Community, Development, donation system, experienced, gameplay, Interaction, Jobs, Journey, Minecraft, Pets, PvP, Server, Starter Kit, Survival, Unique Content, vulture servers, world, Xanny

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2762
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Welcome to our new server!

We are pleased to introduce you to a unique survival world that is just beginning its journey. Our server offers exciting opportunities for players of all levels – from beginners to experienced masters. Here you can not only survive, but also develop in a friendly and active atmosphere.

We have a donation system that will help support the server and its development. Thanks to your contributions, we can add new features, improve gameplay and create unique content.

In the near future, we plan to expand our project by adding an anarchy mode with vulture servers, where you can test your skills in PvP and interaction with other players. Join us on this exciting journey and become part of our growing community!

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Flawless Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, blemish, blunder, criticism, critique, Defect, error, Fault, fault detection, fault finding, Find a flaw, flaw finding, FLAWLESS, imperfection, Issue, Minecraft, misstep, mistake, nitpicking, oversight, Problem, Server, slip-up, Weakness

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5985
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show, where the best-dressed llama wins a trip to the moon (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?)

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dab Blocky, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the singing creepers – they’re a hoot!

I Hate This Dickhead Minecraft SMP

dickhead, frustrating individual, hate, i hate, irritating behavior, long tail tags: annoying person, Minecraft, smp, this dickhead

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3416
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	250	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with sweaty try-hards and toxic players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake (yes, even the creepers)!

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of our wacky, unpredictable world? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Lost Election Minecraft Server

consequences, controversy, criticism, Defeat, Democracy, Downfall, election, fascist, Kristallnacht, leadership, Lost, mask off, Minecraft, opposition, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, Server, trump

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1335
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Animals Bred:	119

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where even Trump couldn’t handle the intensity! This server is so wild that even the most powerful politicians can’t handle the heat. Join us for a chance to witness crazy events like Trump losing the election and throwing a tantrum like never before. We’ve got mobs crazier than his tweets and challenges that will make you question reality. So mask off and join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible – even a fascist calling for a Kristallnacht!

The one… Minecraft SMP

assume, assumption, bullshit, COMEBACK, Fan, getting, GRAND, HATER, Like.., mad, Minecraft, Months, Npc, One, response, series, shitting, smp, spread, Trash

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6639
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Void Armor Forged:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of drama and redemption! Our server is filled with players who love to stir up controversy and then pretend like they were always fans of whatever they were trashing. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow up your house. So come on, join us and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of fake fandom and backstabbing NPCs. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Babes, blocky, bugmen, Cartesian Theatre, Closed Beta Testing, collaboration event, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, GF1 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 1, Girls’ Frontline 2, Gray, Isolation Forest, lore material, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, news events, Phantom Thief Artistry, PNC Resources, pre-register, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, Server, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Tourists, translated story

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1371
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine building your dream castle while fending off hordes of zombie chickens and exploding sheep. That’s right, our server is filled with wacky mobs that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to watch out for the lurking seaniggers and discord trannies – they’re always up to no good. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Big Steaming Minecraft SMP Dump

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4106
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!