Plants vs Zombies funny Minecraft Servers

Plants vs Zombies funny Minecraft Servers

  • GiftGoneWrong28

    GiftGoneWrong28
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 93/300 Votes: 4469
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Villages Defended: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid all the pressure of opening gifts? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about the awkwardness of receiving presents again. We understand the struggle of feeling uncomfortable with expensive gifts, so we’ve created a safe space for you to open them at your own pace.

    Join now and experience the thrill of virtual gift-giving without any of the real-life stress. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual designer handbag waiting for you to open! Just make sure not to let your virtual partner open it for you, or things might get a little heated… 😂🎁👜

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the virtual gift-opening festivities begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • AdScreen Wasters

    AdScreen Wasters
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 106/400 Votes: 9766
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Magic Items Found: 4936
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of being a slave to the ads and loading screens? come join our server where the only thing you’ll be loading is your inventory with diamonds and your brain with laughter. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow things up (but don’t worry, he’s house trained). our admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all who join. plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely of lava and obsidian – try not to catch on fire! so leave the boring ads behind and come join the funniest, craziest, most epic minecraft server ever created (seriously, steve himself said so).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • EphB4Craft: The Ultimate PvP Adventure

    EphB4Craft: The Ultimate PvP Adventure
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 94/200 Votes: 5246
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Void Gems Collected: 32
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Emeralds Found: 1090
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we have combined the power of pembrolizumab with soluble EphB4-albumin to create the ultimate weapon against HPV-negative EphrinB2 positive head neck squamous cell carcinoma mobs.

    we have insane battles where players can ride on giant EphB4-albumin monsters and shoot pembrolizumab arrows at the evil cancerous creatures.

    our server is the only place where you can experience the thrill of fighting cancer with your friends while exploring a vast world filled with danger and adventure.

    so come join us and help save the world from the dreaded head neck squamous cell carcinoma in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • Nuclear Frontier: Where Minecraft meets Chernobyl…but don’t worry, we’re not [modded]!

    Nuclear Frontier: Where Minecraft meets Chernobyl…but don’t worry, we’re not [modded]!
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 104/900 Votes: 4440
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview
    Server Version Forge 1.12.2
    Featured Mods HBM’s Nuclear Tech Mod, Scape and Run: Parasites

    FAQ

    Question: What can players expect on this Minecraft server?
    Answer:
    Players can build immense nuclear reactors and refineries, engage in wars (with no griefing allowed), and enjoy a modern look with updated mods and resource packs.
    Question: Are there any rules regarding player interactions on the server?
    Answer:
    While griefing is not allowed, occasional warmongering will take place, adding an exciting element to gameplay.
    Question: How can I join this adventure?
    Answer:
    To join the server, simply drop a message to the server administrator and connect using the provided IP: 158.178.202.223:25565.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • Joever’s Trans Icon Minecraft Server

    Joever’s Trans Icon Minecraft Server
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 97/200 Votes: 4477
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Enchantments Applied: 240
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a former trans icon turned Minecraft master, now known as Joever! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, unicorn mobs, and a dance party every time you mine a diamond. Plus, rumor has it that Joever can summon a dragon just by snapping their fingers. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • Lacey’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Lacey’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 102/900 Votes: 660
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about Lacey Fletcher. Legend has it that Lacey once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in just one day. And not just any castle, a castle that could fly! Yes, you heard that right, a flying diamond castle.

    But that’s not all, on this server, you’ll also find talking pigs who give out enchanted golden carrots that make you invincible for 24 hours. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are dancing to the beat of a jukebox playing “Creeper, Aw Man” on repeat.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Trust us, once you meet Lacey Fletcher and her flying diamond castle, you’ll never want to leave!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • BroHouse Minecraft Server

    BroHouse Minecraft Server
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 91/100 Votes: 2461
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Star Shards Collected: 167
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server, where we support your right to say no to storing boxes in your attic!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, as we navigate the complexities of family dynamics and garage storage wars. Will you be the hero who sets boundaries and declutters your virtual space, or will you be the villain who hoards all the virtual items?

    With outrageous stories like these, you’ll never be bored on our server. Plus, who knows what crazy adventures await you when you log in? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • CraftyCookz

    CraftyCookz
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 109/300 Votes: 7016
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as spicy as A’s unwanted seasoning advice? Look no further! Join our server where you can cook up some drama just like OP and their roommate A.

    Forget about mixing your spaghetti sauce the “white people way” or worrying about saving food for anyone else. On our server, it’s all about serving up some sassy comebacks and standing your ground in the kitchen.

    Join us for a cooking showdown like no other, where the only rule is to cook for yourself and your girlfriend, just like OP. Who needs to consider others’ preferences when you can have it your way all the time?

    So if you’re ready to stir the pot (literally and figuratively), join our server now and let the cooking chaos begin! Just remember, watch out for any hovering roommates trying to give you unsolicited seasoning advice.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • TimeWarp Minecraft Server

    TimeWarp Minecraft Server
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 100/200 Votes: 7289
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Zombie Dances: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where time travel is not only possible, but also highly encouraged! Imagine exploring ancient civilizations like the dinosaurs or partying with robots in the year 3000 – the possibilities are endless!

    Join us for a chance to build your own time machine and visit any era you desire. Want to ride a T-Rex to battle a horde of creepers? Done. Feel like challenging a knight to a duel with diamond swords? Easy peasy. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky paradoxes).

    So why waste your time in the present when you could be gallivanting through history or zipping through the future? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest time-traveling adventures of your Minecraft life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • Blocky Beats & Bedrock Bangers

    Blocky Beats & Bedrock Bangers
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 101/800 Votes: 1987
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Alien Abductions: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Towns Built: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the dark? Join our epic Minecraft server where the mobs are wild, the diamonds are plentiful, and the creepers are always ready to party!

    Our server is the perfect place to find your Minecraft soulmate and build a love shack together. Need a soundtrack for your steamy pixelated escapades? Look no further than our exclusive playlist featuring hits like “Creeper Love” and “Enderman Seduction.”

    So why wait? Join our server today and get ready to mine, craft, and get freaky in the world of blocks and pixels. Who knows, you might just find the best song to fuck to while you’re at it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP